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| #402 | Amulet of Yendor | 55 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #881 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #146 | Chorale of Companionship | 1 |
| #1197 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #64 | Frosty's carrot | 2 |
| #432 | Frosty's frosty mug | 3 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #665 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #1089 | Knob Goblin love potion | 1 |
| #646 | Knob sausage | 1 |
| #1061 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #849 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #1110 | Meleegra™ pills | 1 |
| #1140 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Rub | 1 |
| #462 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 2 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
| #783 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #1318 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #470 | Sinful Desires | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #418 | Travels with Jerry | 3 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #50 | a cute angel | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #642 | asshat | 1 |
| #495 | bag of airline peanuts | 61 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #873 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #1379 | black paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1488 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1166 | black striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #241 | blue paisley oyster egg | 13 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1369 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #7445 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #359 | brick | 107 |
| #525 | brine | 38 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #662 | cherry | 1 |
| #352 | clown hammer | 84 |
| #707 | club necklace | 10 |
| #383 | concentrated garbage juice | 2 |
| #864 | cool whip | 1 |
| #111 | corncob pipe | 13 |
| #618 | corpse on the beach | 8 |
| #139 | corpsebite | 2 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1808 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #599 | cup of infinite pencils | 1 |
| #244 | deadly lampshade | 4 |
| #384 | defective skull | 62 |
| #1000 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #330 | dill | 114 |
| #1712 | disco mask | 1 |
| #1854 | disturbing fanfic | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #210 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #272 | encoder ring | 71 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #370 | explosion-flavored chewing gum | 79 |
| #490 | extra-greasy slider | 3 |
| #466 | fake fake vomit | 71 |
| #925 | fake hand | 20 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #1759 | fire | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #444 | frayed rope belt | 2 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #265 | frozen banquet | 9 |
| #345 | ghost cucumber | 127 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #981 | guy made of bee pollen | 1 |
| #331 | heart necklace | 19 |
| #603 | hermit permit | 1 |
| #160 | hippo whip | 1 |
| #357 | hot pink lipstick | 1 |
| #1371 | incredibly creepy marionette | 1 |
| #693 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 1 |
| #504 | jazz soap | 59 |
| #457 | joybuzzer | 67 |
| #201 | kamicorpse-ee | 1 |
| #1288 | killer rag doll | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #690 | leather chaps | 1 |
| #895 | leather mask | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #730 | lewd playing card | 2 |
| #932 | long skinny balloon | 1 |
| #563 | lucky bottlecap | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #432 | magical ice cube with a fly in it | 69 |
| #708 | mariachi G-string | 1 |
| #1292 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #1204 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1229 | orange candy heart | 1 |
| #563 | pack of KWE trading card | 6 |
| #985 | papaya | 1 |
| #379 | pet rock "Groucho" disguise | 70 |
| #480 | pet rock "Snooty" disguise | 64 |
| #1172 | phonics down | 1 |
| #1155 | pink candy heart | 1 |
| #1206 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #2220 | possessed top | 1 |
| #1614 | prehistoric spear | 1 |
| #1189 | procrastination potion | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #586 | radio button candy | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #209 | red-headed corpse | 1 |
| #43 | right half of a heart necklace | 11 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #475 | rubber emo roe | 68 |
| #885 | sabre teeth | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #784 | spade necklace | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #138 | special sauce glove | 1 |
| #938 | spectral pickle | 5 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #361 | stained mattress | 3 |
| #1520 | stick-on-a-string | 1 |
| #239 | stinkin' bindle | 3 |
| #184 | studded leather boxer shorts | 1 |
| #6998 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #167 | stuffed Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2344 | stuffed alien blob | 2 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7818 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #5275 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #1538 | stuffed doppelshifter | 5 |
| #7011 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #7012 | stuffed hand turkey | 3 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #1973 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #831 | taco shell | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #131 | tiny plastic sword | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #2400 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #2526 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #270 | vinegar | 141 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #1538 | wheel | 1 |
| #220 | whip kit | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1163 | white candy heart | 1 |
| #487 | whoopie cushion | 68 |
| #653 | wind-up chattering teeth | 46 |
| #1246 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #341 | x-ray specs | 66 |
| #355 | yak skin | 1 |
| #118 | yak whip | 1 |
| #1380 | yellow candy heart | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow snowcone | 23 |
| #496 | yellow striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #2204 | yo | 1 |