| #30 | Bastille Battalion Fondue Trophy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #121 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 3 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #396 | Thwaitgold bombardier beetle statuette | 1 |
| #828 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 1 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #403 | Thwaitgold chigger statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #232 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 1 |
| #61 | Thwaitgold fire beetle statuette | 4 |
| #646 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #1041 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 3 |
| #87 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #146 | Thwaitgold listening bug statuette | 1 |
| #691 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 7 |
| #247 | Thwaitgold masked hunter statuette | 1 |
| #259 | Thwaitgold mosquito statuette | 6 |
| #56 | Thwaitgold mosquito-in-amber statuette | 5 |
| #326 | Thwaitgold moth statuette | 1 |
| #275 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 3 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #152 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 2 |
| #308 | Thwaitgold quantum bug statuette | 4 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #669 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 2 |
| #151 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 5 |
| #1477 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 5 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 2 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #20 | consolation ribbon | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #69 | silent A | 1 |
| #137 | silent B | 1 |
| #58 | silent C | 1 |
| #63 | silent D | 1 |
| #56 | silent E | 1 |
| #75 | silent F | 1 |
| #62 | silent G | 1 |
| #133 | silent H | 1 |
| #202 | silent I | 1 |
| #172 | silent J | 1 |
| #46 | silent K | 1 |
| #147 | silent L | 1 |
| #191 | silent M | 1 |
| #68 | silent N | 1 |
| #240 | silent O | 1 |
| #210 | silent P | 1 |
| #85 | silent Q | 1 |
| #62 | silent R | 1 |
| #68 | silent S | 1 |
| #65 | silent T | 1 |
| #63 | silent U | 1 |
| #73 | silent V | 1 |
| #122 | silent W | 1 |
| #185 | silent X | 1 |
| #67 | silent Y | 1 |
| #120 | silent Z | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #276 | trilobite fossil | 17 |