| #196 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 2 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| #1679 | Bonerdagon necklace | 3 |
| #1167 | Boss Bat bling | 2 |
| #399 | C.H.U.M. knife | 2 |
| #82 | C.H.U.M. lantern | 2 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #50 | Chester's bag of candy | 2 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #30 | Chester's moustache | 3 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #685 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 7 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #3201 | Crown of the Goblin King | 3 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #16 | Frosty's iceball | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #836 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| #597 | Knoll mushroom | 10 |
| #3013 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 3 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #188 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #105 | Zombo's shoulder blade | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #822 | bejeweled cufflinks | 2 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #1500 | bit of clingfilm | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #145 | can-you-dig-it? | 1 |
| #334 | candy kneecapping stick | 6 |
| #245 | candy knuckles | 8 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #438 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #199 | crown-shaped beanie | 1 |
| #444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #936 | duct tape | 23 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #654 | fancy opera glasses | 4 |
| #634 | filth-encrusted futon | 1 |
| #376 | frayed rope belt | 3 |
| #285 | frigid air mattress | 3 |
| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #309 | gingerbread house | 2 |
| #4015 | handful of confetti | 3 |
| #51 | hardened slime pants | 3 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #177 | lucky bottlecap | 9 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #54 | mauve striped oyster egg | 39 |
| #180 | night-vision goggles | 8 |
| #1853 | obsidian dagger | 6 |
| #136 | oyster egg balloon | 1 |
| #242 | panhandle panhandling hat | 6 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #169 | penguin focaccia bread | 48 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #149 | pocketwatch on a chain | 13 |
| #336 | poison pen | 5 |
| #180 | poodle skirt | 1 |
| #1286 | puce paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #753 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 5 |
| #1457 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #253 | reflection of a map | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #33 | rusty metal greaves | 1 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #336 | sleazy bindle | 2 |
| #130 | slime-soaked brain | 2 |
| #123 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| #2989 | spectre scepter | 3 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #672 | stained mattress | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #2001 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 12 |
| #3927 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 10 |
| #4232 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #2061 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #4827 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4275 | stuffed astral badger | 9 |
| #6358 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #4794 | stuffed cocoabo | 7 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #5307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 6 |
| #4047 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #6322 | stuffed hand turkey | 4 |
| #1615 | stuffed key | 16 |
| #1458 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #1695 | stuffed mink | 18 |
| #2386 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #63 | stuffed pocketwatch | 5 |
| #6364 | stuffed scary death orb | 4 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #4025 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 10 |
| #5596 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2306 | stuffed teddy butler | 8 |
| #2378 | stuffed tin of caviar | 7 |
| #1658 | stuffed treasure chest | 15 |
| #4007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #53 | tiny goth giant | 2 |
| #165 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 4 |
| #149 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 4 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 2 |
| #153 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 4 |
| #145 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 4 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #363 | yellow striped oyster egg | 7 |