| #279 | 1-ball | 19 |
| #250 | 2-ball | 21 |
| #262 | 3-ball | 21 |
| #260 | 4-ball | 21 |
| #285 | 4-dimensional guitar | 4 |
| #224 | 5-ball | 26 |
| #277 | 6-ball | 19 |
| #261 | 7-ball | 23 |
| #313 | 8-ball | 92 |
| #621 | 9-ball | 1 |
| #407 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #88 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 2 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #160 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 2 |
| #1213 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 2 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #37 | Crimbo wreath | 11 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #453 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #1039 | Jack-in-the-box | 2 |
| #620 | Jocko Homo's head | 3 |
| #67 | Kentucky-fried meat crossbow | 1 |
| #775 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #94 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #483 | Red Rover BB gun | 5 |
| #452 | Schrödinger's thermos | 30 |
| #397 | The Art of Slapfighting | 2 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #110 | Tome of Sugar Shummoning | 1 |
| #463 | Uncle Romulus | 2 |
| #41 | Underworld sapling | 1 |
| #912 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #310 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 6 |
| #524 | acoustic guitarrr | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #420 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 3 |
| #342 | antique painting of a landscape | 2 |
| #354 | antique pair of blue jeans | 2 |
| #458 | antique record album | 5 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #264 | armgun | 9 |
| #181 | asbestos crossbow | 4 |
| #4410 | badass belt | 7 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #112 | basic meat crossbow | 1 |
| #680 | bejeweled cufflinks | 4 |
| #66 | bubblewrap crossbow | 1 |
| #98 | can cannon | 1 |
| #185 | candy kneecapping stick | 10 |
| #120 | candy knuckles | 15 |
| #56 | cardboard crossbow | 1 |
| #76 | carob cannon | 1 |
| #324 | cement sandals | 3 |
| #45 | chocolate filthy lucre | 236 |
| #303 | chrome crossbow | 2 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #68 | clockwork crossbow | 1 |
| #2492 | club necklace | 2 |
| #208 | colorful plastic ball | 201 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #104 | crown-shaped beanie | 3 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #200 | cube of billiard chalk | 1 |
| 🥈 | cupcake-in-a-cup | 726 |
| #104 | curdflinger | 1 |
| #48 | dense meat crossbow | 1 |
| #171 | dense meat stack | 6,609 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #44 | dueling banjo | 1 |
| #114 | eXtreme meat crossbow | 1 |
| #324 | elven cellocello | 37 |
| #334 | elven suicide capsule | 36 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #217 | fancy chocolate car | 14 |
| #501 | fancy opera glasses | 7 |
| #82 | fish bazooka | 1 |
| #375 | flaregun | 31 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #192 | frigid hankyū | 2 |
| #492 | garish pinky ring | 8 |
| #700 | giant designer sunglasses | 4 |
| #111 | gingerbread house | 5 |
| #26 | gob of wet hair | 2,500 |
| #162 | goblin autoblowgun | 1 |
| #79 | goulauncher | 1 |
| #567 | guitar pick | 3 |
| #144 | half-sized guitar | 7 |
| #178 | handful of hand chalk | 270 |
| #430 | happiness | 3 |
| #1068 | heart necklace | 7 |
| #1202 | heart of the volcano | 3 |
| #538 | heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr | 1 |
| #203 | herringcello | 44 |
| #204 | hopping socks | 1 |
| #61 | hot cross bow | 1 |
| #353 | jawbruiser | 7 |
| #171 | letterman's jacket | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #236 | linoleum crossbow | 3 |
| #162 | live wire | 5 |
| #287 | magilaser blastercannon | 7 |
| #179 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #489 | night-vision goggles | 4 |
| #66 | office-supply crossbow | 3 |
| #132 | out-of-tune biwa | 2 |
| #954 | pack of KWE trading card | 3 |
| #323 | pair of bolt cutters | 8 |
| #187 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #574 | peanut brittle shield | 2 |
| #403 | penguin focaccia bread | 32 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #40 | pile of gold coins | 421 |
| #37 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 11 |
| #233 | plastic guitar | 8 |
| #279 | pocketwatch on a chain | 9 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #66 | poodle skirt | 4 |
| #342 | pool cue | 18 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #76 | projectile icemaker | 1 |
| #96 | rainbow crossbow | 1 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #653 | red-and-green sweater | 1 |
| #72 | repeating crossbow | 1 |
| #979 | roll of toilet paper | 48 |
| #1270 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1832 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #1308 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 6 |
| #1476 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 5 |
| #120 | rusty speargun | 1 |
| #39 | savory crossbow | 1 |
| #35 | slime-covered speargun | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1620 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #459 | star crossbow | 1 |
| #328 | star pants | 1 |
| #67 | starchy crossbow | 1 |
| #29 | string of Crimbo lights | 11 |
| #1304 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 29 |
| #2290 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 21 |
| #1855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 27 |
| #1034 | stuffed Meat | 43 |
| #3190 | stuffed angry cow | 14 |
| #1839 | stuffed astral badger | 28 |
| #1641 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2495 | stuffed cocoabo | 19 |
| #916 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 6 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #2102 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 24 |
| #2286 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #1919 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #824 | stuffed key | 62 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #2067 | stuffed mind flayer | 25 |
| #1446 | stuffed mink | 25 |
| #1169 | stuffed monocle | 36 |
| #2474 | stuffed scary death orb | 20 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #2052 | stuffed snowy owl | 24 |
| #1822 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #2366 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 2 |
| #1787 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 28 |
| #1241 | stuffed teddy butler | 33 |
| #1086 | stuffed tin of caviar | 41 |
| #722 | stuffed treasure chest | 76 |
| #1968 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 26 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #41 | styrofoam crossbow | 1 |
| #56 | sugar shotgun | 3 |
| #368 | throwing wrench | 10 |
| #366 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 2 |
| #1463 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 5 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 5 |
| #1174 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 4 |
| #663 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 7 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 4 |
| #1149 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 4 |
| #1983 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 9 |
| #329 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #650 | tiny plastic Felonia | 7 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic G Imp | 7 |
| #2168 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 3 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Hellion | 6 |
| #1757 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 4 |
| #1146 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 4 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 5 |
| #1243 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 6 |
| #1249 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 6 |
| #1060 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 7 |
| #1042 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 7 |
| #910 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 8 |
| #1213 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 6 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 5 |
| #1191 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 4 |
| #911 | tiny plastic The Man | 5 |
| #1740 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 4 |
| #1424 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 5 |
| #1791 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 3 |
| #1256 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 6 |
| #2251 | tiny plastic angry goat | 8 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 7 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 7 |
| #934 | tiny plastic astronomer | 8 |
| #1505 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 10 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #1713 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 3 |
| #1364 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 13 |
| #535 | tiny plastic blooper | 13 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 4 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #1208 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 15 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #923 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 5 |
| #1068 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 7 |
| #1776 | tiny plastic demoninja | 4 |
| #1819 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #952 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 8 |
| #912 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 8 |
| #1786 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 4 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #1412 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 5 |
| #2247 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 8 |
| #2038 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 9 |
| #1416 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 13 |
| #1709 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1069 | tiny plastic goth giant | 7 |
| #920 | tiny plastic grue | 19 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #1831 | tiny plastic hermit | 3 |
| #860 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 21 |
| #1960 | tiny plastic killer bee | 9 |
| #731 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 10 |
| #2225 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 8 |
| #2004 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 9 |
| #1464 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 5 |
| #988 | tiny plastic mosquito | 18 |
| #2151 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 3 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic sauceror | 3 |
| #1779 | tiny plastic scary clown | 4 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #1778 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 4 |
| #948 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 8 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #2030 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 9 |
| #1254 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 6 |
| #2842 | tiny plastic stab bat | 6 |
| #1383 | tiny plastic star starfish | 13 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1081 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #1034 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 7 |
| #1827 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 3 |
| #1479 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #1255 | tiny plastic warwelf | 6 |
| #1433 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #860 | unusual disco ball | 3 |