Varushka

RankItemQuantity
#4414-dimensional guitar1
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#932Better Than Cuddling Cake1
#761Bit O' Ectoplasm1
#181Black Body™ spray1
#1012Brimstone Chicken Sandwich1
#399Cookbook of the Damned1
#1850Corpse Island iced tea1
#1338Daffy Taffy12
#536Doc Galaktik's Ailment Ointment1
#737Doc Galaktik's Homeopathic Elixir1
#427Doc Galaktik's Restorative Balm1
#982Double Bacon Beelzeburger1
#498Elfin shortbread1
#1016Jumbo Dr. Lucifer1
#1090Knob Goblin love potion1
#970Lord of the Flies-sized fries1
#2154Mr. Mediocrebar7
#472Necrotelicomnicon1
#1086Senior Mints2
#922Spooky Surprise Egg1
#536Steal This Candy2
#1817Tasty Fun Good rice candy2
#1307Trollhouse cookies1
#1358Wint-O-Fresh mint4
#1958Yummy Tummy bean40
#615Zim Merman's guitar1
#365a butt tuba1
#821adder bladder1
#219ancient cursed foot locker1
#58ancient turtle shell helmet1
#1029balloon monkey1
#1172batgut1
#395big bass drum1
#203black cherry soda1
#669black forest cake1
#552black forest ham1
#695black helmet1
#390black kettle drum1
#1818black paisley oyster egg2
#1046black pixel1
#1489black polka-dot oyster egg2
#634black pudding1
#194black sheepskin diploma1
#667black shield1
#851black snake skin1
#727black sword1
#892blackberry1
#2554blue paisley oyster egg1
#2374blue polka-dot oyster egg1
#2621blue striped oyster egg1
#429bone flute1
#665bone rattle1
#957bubbly potion1
#210can of black paint1
#644candied kobold4
#1999candy kneecapping stick1
#80cardboard box turtle1
#666carob chunk cookies1
#687cat appendix1
#818catgut1
#714chocolate filthy lucre1
#580chocolate-covered scarab beetle1
#254chrome helmet turtle1
#969cloudy potion1
#1224cocoa egg1
#1078cocoa eggshell fragment4
#1822corpse on the beach1
#1818corpsedriver1
#1811corpsetini1
#541creamsicle1
#487cursed black pearl onion1
#494cursed bottle of black-label rum1
#513cursed bottle of rum1
#456cursed dirty joke scroll1
#377cursed piece of thirteen1
#460cursed sea biscuit1
#964dark potion1
#134demon-horned hat1
#158demonskin trousers1
#437dented harmonica1
#597didgeridooka1
#45dueling banjo1
#947effervescent potion1
#1016eye of newt1
#958fizzy potion1
#4736fuzzy dice1
#1350ghuol egg1
#196gilded ancient cursed chest1
#182gilded ancient cursed key1
#1109glowing red eye1
#112golden plastic oyster egg2
#120guano coffee cup48
#870guitar pick1
#324half-sized guitar1
#602handsomeness potion1
#454heavy metal sonata1
#541heavy metal thunderrr guitarrr1
#1877helmet turtle1
#313hippy bongo1
#575honey-dipped locust1
#356infernal fife1
#739infernal insoles1
#207jabañero-flavored chewing gum39
#1862jawbruiser1
#284jungle drum1
#368knob bugle1
#280large cocoa eggshell fragment1
#1486lavender paisley oyster egg2
#412leprechaun hatchling1
#1421licorice garrote2
#897lime1
#214lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum38
#397magic whistle1
#311marzipan skull40
#180massive sitar1
#1983mauve paisley oyster egg1
#1846mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#938milky potion1
#912murky potion1
#471ocarina of space1
#2534off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1024off-white striped oyster egg2
#179ornate ancient cursed key1
#190out-of-tune biwa1
#91pack of chewing gum6
#129padded tortoise1
#245pickle-flavored chewing gum33
#1207piece of wedding cake1
#1096pile of candy1
#1168potato sprout1
#358powdered organs4
#263pregnant mushroom1
#1166probability potion1
#1187procrastination potion1
#2103puce plastic oyster egg1
#1564puce polka-dot oyster egg2
#822rat appendix1
#508ratgut1
#489rave whistle1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#208ribbon candy5
#884sabre teeth1
#461sabre-toothed lime cub1
#981salamander spleen1
#36samurai turtle helmet1
#233shot of blackberry schnapps1
#172simple ancient cursed key1
#942smoky potion1
#121soup turtle1
#60spiky turtle helmet1
#63spiky turtle shield1
#60spiky turtle shoulderpads1
#1063spooky eyeliner1
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#1086spooky lipstick1
#548spooky pirate skeleton1
#229spooky shroomkabob1
#1154spooky shrunken head1
#278spooky staff1
#1131squashed frog1
#1825stolen accordion1
#7820stuffed Cheshire bitten2
#8942stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#7773stuffed angry cow2
#7830stuffed astral badger2
#7877stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#1466stuffed can of asparagus1
#6849stuffed cocoabo3
#1579stuffed dodecapede1
#7880stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#7820stuffed frozen gravy fairy2
#7874stuffed hand turkey2
#7826stuffed mind flayer2
#1715stuffed ninja snowman1
#7031stuffed scary death orb3
#4802stuffed shoulder parrot1
#7047stuffed sleazy gravy fairy3
#7679stuffed snowy owl2
#8882stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#3043stuffed spooky mushroom1
#8878stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#7823stuffed undead elbow macaroni2
#2643stuffing1
#1224sunken chest1
#998super-spiky hair gel11
#207superamplified boom box1
#928swirly potion1
#241tamarind-flavored chewing gum33
#351tambourine1
#142tighty whiteys1
#411tiny balloon knife1
#1700tiny house1
#382tiny knife and fork1
#463tiny maracas1
#625tiny ninja sword1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3989tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#2776tiny plastic Axe Wound2
#2096tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth2
#3177tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#3938tiny plastic Black Knight1
#2048tiny plastic Boss Bat2
#8191tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4310tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#3953tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#2788tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester2
#3882tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#3074tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#2847tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter2
#3871tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#2771tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist2
#3861tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#2158tiny plastic XXX pr0n3
#4021tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8211tiny plastic angry goat1
#3942tiny plastic anime smiley1
#3977tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#6167tiny plastic baby gravy fairy2
#4900tiny plastic barrrnacle3
#2573tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar2
#3948tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball4
#2795tiny plastic blooper2
#3954tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#2767tiny plastic briefcase bat2
#8094tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8220tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#2753tiny plastic cubist bull2
#2159tiny plastic drunk goat3
#2760tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus2
#3909tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#3920tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#3922tiny plastic fruit golem1
#6180tiny plastic fuzzy dice2
#8186tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#4809tiny plastic ghuol whelp3
#3902tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#6099tiny plastic grue2
#3894tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#8127tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#6075tiny plastic killer bee2
#2184tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box3
#8200tiny plastic leprechaun1
#4838tiny plastic levitating potato3
#4847tiny plastic mosquito3
#2800tiny plastic ninja snowman2
#8099tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#2610tiny plastic seal clubber2
#3850tiny plastic senile lihc1
#3951tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#3837tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#4010tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton4
#2825tiny plastic spooky vampire2
#6128tiny plastic stab bat2
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#4037tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#2764tiny plastic taco cat2
#2659tiny plastic turtle tamer2
#3846tiny plastic zmobie1
#673turtle pheromones1
#1791turtle totem1
#131turtling rod1
#280valuable trinket324
#792white Canadian1
#871white chocolate and tomato pizza1
#740white chocolate chip cookies1
#959white chocolate chips1
#586white collar1
#1104white lightning1
#416white rice1
#810white satin pants1
#582white satin shield1
#1059white snake skin1
#854white sword1
#281world's smallest violin1
#1046wussiness potion1
#1328yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1

Wow, that's 983 items total!

what items are this player missing?