| #105 | "Remember the Trees" Shirt | 1 |
| #92 | 4:20 bomb | 1 |
| #2230 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #69 | Aura Libre | 1 |
| #842 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #608 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #101 | Brimstone Boxers | 1 |
| 🥈 | Byte | 1 |
| #459 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #63 | Caveman Dan's favorite rock | 1 |
| #60 | Chakra Libre | 1 |
| #182 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #47 | Crimbow Rainbo | 1 |
| #184 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 16 |
| #1785 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #250 | Elf Guard MPC | 62 |
| #55 | Fauna Libre | 1 |
| #1008 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #607 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #462 | Genalen™ Bottle | 1 |
| #20 | Gene Tonic: Hippy | 1 |
| #337 | Grateful Undead T-shirt | 1 |
| #725 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #97 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #815 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #525 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #998 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #100 | New Age healing crystal | 1 |
| #59 | New Age hurting crystal | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #217 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #1599 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #46 | Pocket Square of Loathing | 5 |
| #177 | Racisto Ruidoso | 1 |
| #283 | Raggedy Hippy doll | 1 |
| #646 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| #644 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| 🥈 | Sword of Procedural Generation | 1 |
| #63 | Sword of the Brouhaha Prince | 1 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #65 | Thwaitgold Illinigina illinoiensis model | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #1946 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #99 | Thwaitgold harvestman statuette | 1 |
| #319 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #1437 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #358 | Thwaitgold nymph statuette | 2 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #41 | Thwaitgold shield bug statuette | 3 |
| #801 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 1 |
| #208 | Thwaitgold splendor beetle statuette | 3 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #39 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | Too Cold to Hold: How to Be Cool - A Memoir (read) | 1 |
| #935 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #710 | Uncle Jick's Brownie Mix | 1 |
| #600 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #204 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #2368 | box of sunshine | 48 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #592 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #299 | can of V-11 | 1 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #731 | carob chunks | 1 |
| #117 | chakra malt | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #129 | chakra-mental wine | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #21 | circle drum | 1 |
| #616 | clay peace-sign bead | 1 |
| #31 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| #397 | communal gobstopper | 1 |
| 🥇 | cruelty-free wine | 16,093 |
| #60 | deadfall branch | 1 |
| #810 | decorative fountain | 1 |
| #1796 | delicious salad | 1 |
| #597 | didgeridooka | 1 |
| #270 | double-barreled sling | 1 |
| #374 | dreadlock whip | 1 |
| #4 | drippy salt | 1 |
| #1480 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #208 | enchanted muesli | 1 |
| #195 | ert grey goo ring | 1 |
| #83 | essential cameraderie | 1 |
| #83 | essential soy | 1 |
| #99 | essential tofu | 1 |
| #406 | exploding hacky-sack | 1 |
| #11 | fancy chess set | 1 |
| #572 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #656 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #1000 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #324 | filthy hippy poncho | 1 |
| #972 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #602 | filthy pestle | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #529 | fire poi | 1 |
| #205 | floorboard cruft | 1 |
| #82 | floral-print skirt | 1 |
| #384 | flowing hippy skirt | 1 |
| #11 | forest canopy bed | 1 |
| 🥇 | forest spirit rattle | 4,984 |
| #8 | forest tears | 1,263 |
| #33 | frozen tofu pop | 1 |
| #236 | fruit bowl | 1 |
| #662 | gas balloon | 1 |
| #105 | gazely stare | 1 |
| #135 | giant driftwood sculpture | 1 |
| #213 | giant penguin keychain | 1 |
| #18 | glass slipper | 3 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #43 | glowing New Age crystal | 1 |
| #1030 | green clay bead | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #70 | groovy prism necklace | 1 |
| #35 | grouchy restless spirit | 2,775 |
| #112 | hambrosier | 1 |
| #1216 | handful of confetti | 33 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #408 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #453 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #463 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #1397 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #361 | hemp candy necklace | 1 |
| #180 | hemp net | 1 |
| #892 | hemp string | 1 |
| #385 | henna face paint | 1 |
| #373 | henna tattoo | 1 |
| #57 | herb brownies | 420 |
| 🥇 | herbs | 420,000 |
| #313 | hippy bongo | 1 |
| #320 | hippy herbal tea | 1 |
| #550 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| 🥈 | hippy paste | 100 |
| #578 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #208 | holistic headache remedy | 1 |
| #186 | homeopathic healing powder | 1 |
| #59 | jam band | 1 |
| #67 | jam band bootleg | 1 |
| #148 | jamfish jam | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #81 | karma shawarma | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #666 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #629 | megatofu | 1 |
| #35 | metrognome | 1 |
| #13 | mini kiwi antimilitaristic hippy petition | 1 |
| #314 | mixed wildflower greens | 1 |
| #36 | molten medallion | 1 |
| #34 | morning dew | 1 |
| #291 | munchies pill | 1 |
| #492 | natural fennel soda | 1 |
| #176 | nutty organic salad | 1 |
| #16 | organic potpourri | 1 |
| #618 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #914 | patchouli incense stick | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #82 | peace accordion | 1 |
| #248 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #842 | phat turquoise bead | 1 |
| #302 | phat turquoise bracelet | 1 |
| #1004 | pink clay bead | 1 |
| #488 | pog #06 (filthy hippy) | 1 |
| #145 | pregnant gloomy black mushroom | 1 |
| #26 | psychedelic bubble wand | 1 |
| #779 | purple clay bead | 1 |
| #223 | ravioli della hippy | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #774 | reodorant | 1 |
| #135 | respected companion biscuit | 1 |
| #389 | round green sunglasses | 1 |
| #638 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #1271 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #492 | smoking grass | 1 |
| #57 | smoldering staff | 1 |
| #43 | smudge stick | 1 |
| #144 | soyburger juice | 1 |
| #72 | soylent staff | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #296 | spiritual candy cane | 1 |
| #288 | spiritual eggnog | 1 |
| #310 | spiritual fruitcake | 1 |
| #304 | spiritual gingerbread | 1 |
| #65 | squirmy violent party snack | 1 |
| #389 | stone frisbee | 1 |
| #141 | sun-dried tofu | 1 |
| #168 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #351 | tambourine | 1 |
| #729 | tambourine bells | 1 |
| #535 | teeny-tiny magic scroll | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #26 | tin thermos of chai | 1 |
| #955 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 1 |
| #938 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #611 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #940 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #21 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #18 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #20 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic beebee queue | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #123 | toast with jam | 1 |
| #545 | tofu casserole | 1 |
| #107 | tofu stir-fry | 1 |
| #133 | tofu taco | 1 |
| #135 | tofu wonton | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #161 | tofurkey nugget | 1 |
| #576 | tube of dread wax | 1 |
| #321 | vial of patchouli oil | 1 |
| #696 | wad of tofu | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #94 | warbear liquid lasers | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #815 | windchimes | 1 |
| #76 | world's most unappetizing beverage | 1 |