Scorpion

RankItemQuantity
#101630669 scroll1
#122433398 scroll1
#934334 scroll1
#6827-Foot Dwarven mattock2
#2095Angry Farmer candy1
#612Bash-Ōs boxtop1
#143Battlie Light Saver3
#191Cobb's Knob Wurstbrau2
#1237Cold Hots candy1
#4250Crown of the Goblin King1
#1716Daffy Taffy4
#151Duskwalker fangs1
#184Duskwalker syringe1
#1859Dyspepsi-Cola3
#755Gummi-Gnauga1
#1492Imp Ale12
#820Knob Goblin elite helm2
#633Knob Goblin elite pants4
#792Knob Goblin elite polearm2
#780Knob Goblin harem pants2
#801Knob Goblin harem veil2
#642Knob Goblin superseltzer2
#93Knob jelly donut3
#238Knob nuts1
#3899Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet1
#482Mountain Stream soda26
#2682Mr. Mediocrebar1
#168O'RLY manual4
#844Orcish baseball cap1
#615Orcish cargo shorts2
#785Orcish frat-paddle1
#804Penultimate Fantasy chest2
#780Pine-Fresh air freshener1
#142Polysniff Perfume2
#2522Rock Pops2
#963SPF 451 lip balm1
#1319Senior Mints1
#169Space Tours Tripple4
#536Steal This Candy2
#561Sugar Cog2
#153Super Crimboman Ultra Mega Hypersword1
#506Swabbie™ swab1
#152T.U.R.D.S. Key3
#1643Tasty Fun Good rice candy4
#853The Big Book of Pirate Insults1
#395Tom's of the Spanish Main Toothpaste4
#169Whatsian Ionic Pliers1
#161Whoompa Fur Pants1
#1631Wint-O-Fresh mint2
#186Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick3
#194Ye Olde Meade1
#144Ye Olde Medieval Insult6
#2774Yummy Tummy bean3
#1006acid-squirting flower1
#617all-purpose cleaner2
#622alphabet gum1
#1061anticheese1
#855arrrgyle socks1
#234artisanal limoncello1
#435asbestos crossbow1
#802asbestos ore4
#7427badass belt1
#968bananagate1
#448beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#395big bass drum1
#775big red clown nose3
#877bit of clingfilm4
#964bloody clown pants1
#290bone flute3
#1082bottle of gin3
#679bottle of pirate juice1
#1176bottle of rum7
#1217bottle of tequila2
#1126bottle of vodka2
#983bottle of whiskey9
#508box16
#1334boxed wine1
#226brass gear1
#580brown sugar cane2
#234bubblin' crude50
#791bugbear beanie3
#893bugbear bungguard2
#213burnt flower30
#255cabbage-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar3
#2975can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce1
#902candied kobold2
#2359candied yams2
#4784candy cane1
#956cast2
#1660cheap toaster1
#145chipotle wasabi cilantro aioli4
#632chrome ore5
#652clown shoes2
#508clown skin8
#495cocktail napkin3
#1074coconut shell3
#435coffin lid2
#1008cranberries4
#838crazy little Turkish delight2
#163creepy ginger ale2
#1292dead guy's watch1
#207death blossom1
#711demon skin4
#900dense meat stack7
#591deodorant1
#720disease6
#1520disturbing fanfic5
#655donkey flipbook1
#931draggin' ball hat1
#1979drywall axe1
#1923duct tape3
#718eXtreme mittens2
#568eXtreme scarf3
#768evil golden arch3
#907eyepatch2
#1944facsimile dictionary1
🥈festive warbear bank1
#827flaregun2
#632foolscap fool's cap2
#1218furry fur5
#4736fuzzy dice1
#664ghuol ears8
#899ghuol egg6
#879ghuol guolash2
#1517giant discarded torn-up glove1
#205giant gym membership card1
#148giant heirloom grape tomato3
#160giant jar of protein powder2
#106giant motorcycle boots2
#170giant penguin keychain2
#738glass of goat's milk3
#788gnoll teeth1
#681goat cheese5
#586gr8ps3
#633grumpy old man charrrm1
#68gummi bowtie1
#238half-baked potion2
#511handful of sawdust3
#2516herbal stuffing1
#605hermit permit1
#181honey stick1
#575honey-dipped locust1
#998hot katana blade1
#1130hot wing5
#606huge spoon1
#1763ice-cold Sir Schlitz1
#1356ice-cold fotie1
#356infernal fife1
#959jabañero-flavored chewing gum3
#368knob bugle1
#897leather mask1
#905lemon9
#683lihc eye8
#750lihc face2
#1210lime-and-chile-flavored chewing gum1
#469linoleum ore8
#314loadstone1
#576lollipop stick35
#544long skinny balloon8
#995loose teeth12
#823lowercase N2
#312lump of diamond8
#1323marzipan skull1
#597meat stack21
#923meat vortex5
#408miner's helmet6
#455miner's pants4
#3382obsidian dagger1
#471ocarina of space1
#2222old sweatpants1
#157open sauce4
#179orc wrist1
#177orcish hand lotion3
#189orcish nailing lube3
#225orcish rubber1
#169orcish stud-finder1
#1085original G2
#123pack of chewing gum4
#161pec oil2
#150pewter claymore1
#290philosopher's scone1
#1171phonics down1
#969pickle-flavored chewing gum3
#877pile of candy3
#1725pixellated candy heart2
#376plastic guitar2
#1143plot hole4
#359polka-dot bow tie1
#743powdered candy sushi set2
#810pr0n legs4
#935probability potion6
#1009procrastination potion4
#1123ridiculously huge sword1
#754ruby W5
#501rum and cola2
#535rum barrel charrrm1
#253rusty bonesaw2
#679rusty grave robbing shovel2
#182rusty hedge trimmers2
#589sabre teeth6
#683safarrri hat1
#1295scroll of drastic healing1
#1113scrumptious reagent1
#771shingle1
#396sk8board2
#936skeleton bone12
#770smart skull5
#235smut orc keepsake box1
#467snowboarder pants5
#1334soft green echo eyedrop antidote1
#3791spectre scepter1
#626spiked femur2
#1479spooky hockey mask1
#202sterno-flavored Hob-O1
#577stick of dynamite1
#238stolen sushi1
#877stone of eXtreme power6
#697strawberry daiquiri1
#7011stuffed Cheshire bitten3
#7693stuffed cocoabo2
#7880stuffed flaming gravy fairy2
#8970stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#8940stuffed scary death orb1
#3952stuffed shoulder parrot2
#7047stuffed sleazy gravy fairy3
#6909stuffed snowy owl3
#7796stuffed spooky gravy fairy2
#7774stuffed stinky gravy fairy2
#8891stuffed undead elbow macaroni1
#1118sunken chest2
#1239super-spiky hair gel2
#964swashbuckling pants1
#171sweet mochi ball11
#432sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar2
#594t8r tots5
#1068tamarind-flavored chewing gum2
#1620thin black candle1
#1700tiny house1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#168tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#192tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#364tip jar2
#891tires1
#1903tofurkey gravy3
#2296tofurkey leg2
#229very overdue library book1
#176vial of The Glistening1
#262whalebone corset1
#847white chocolate chips2
#1079wolf mask2
#784worthless trinket1
#853wussiness potion3
#1665yeti fur2

Wow, that's 798 items total!

what items are this player missing?