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| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #610 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1126 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #1701 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1153 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #159 | Go-Wassail | 130 |
| #1171 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #54 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 3 |
| #214 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #776 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #671 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #226 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #147 | bottle of Blank-Out | 111 |
| #1066 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #2703 | brick | 1 |
| #279 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #1563 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1468 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #687 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #579 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1144 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #681 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #210 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1363 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #841 | elven cellocello | 23 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #925 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #412 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #923 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #2504 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1139 | herringcello | 17 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #169 | jerky coins | 126 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #627 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #326 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1085 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #510 | mummy costume | 11 |
| #16 | office-supply crossbow | 48 |
| #71 | packet of orchid seeds | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1215 | paperclip | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1499 | penguin focaccia bread | 10 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4 | plastic guitar | 3,106 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #543 | pumpkinhead mask | 11 |
| #843 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #348 | roll of toilet paper | 272 |
| #1488 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #859 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1071 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #965 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #7 | sealhide gloves | 48 |
| 🥈 | sealhide moccasins | 264 |
| #217 | shaving cream | 2 |
| #916 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #138 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #1973 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #524 | spooky bark | 20 |
| #556 | spooky sap | 14 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #829 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 54 |
| #1712 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 27 |
| #913 | stuffed Meat | 51 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2000 | stuffed angry cow | 25 |
| #1898 | stuffed astral badger | 27 |
| #1693 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #1833 | stuffed cocoabo | 27 |
| #379 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 19 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1236 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #2286 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2567 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #1370 | stuffed key | 25 |
| #347 | stuffed martini | 28 |
| #1521 | stuffed mind flayer | 34 |
| #868 | stuffed mink | 54 |
| #730 | stuffed monocle | 64 |
| #1927 | stuffed scary death orb | 27 |
| #1511 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1987 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #2187 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1165 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1131 | stuffed teddy butler | 38 |
| #738 | stuffed tin of caviar | 65 |
| #1260 | stuffed treasure chest | 29 |
| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #717 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2807 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2306 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2563 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2176 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #99 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2827 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2595 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4790 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #100 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #10 | undissolvable contact lenses | 6 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |