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| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #608 | BGE merchandise order form | 5 |
| #566 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #899 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #676 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #932 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1127 | CRIMBCO wine | 5 |
| #1704 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 3 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1155 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 3 |
| #161 | Go-Wassail | 130 |
| #1175 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 5 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #54 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 3 |
| #218 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| #778 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #1016 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #673 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 5 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #228 | Vaso De Agua trading card | 1 |
| #472 | Wolfman Nardz | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #916 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #125 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #1193 | bath ball gift set | 2 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #277 | bone meal | 1 |
| #147 | bottle of Blank-Out | 111 |
| #1073 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 1 |
| #5911 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #2709 | brick | 1 |
| #278 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 8 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #1465 | candy knuckles | 2 |
| #690 | centipede eggs | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #940 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #581 | chocolate-covered scarab beetle | 1 |
| #1149 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1635 | club necklace | 4 |
| #680 | colorful plastic ball | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #209 | cranberry schnapps | 3 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1365 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #843 | elven cellocello | 23 |
| #1560 | elven suicide capsule | 10 |
| #927 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 6 |
| #411 | fancy chocolate car | 7 |
| #925 | fancy opera glasses | 1 |
| #2508 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #1140 | herringcello | 17 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #171 | jerky coins | 126 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #626 | licorice garrote | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #325 | marshmallow flambé | 2 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1083 | motivational poster | 2 |
| #491 | mulled cider | 1 |
| #507 | mummy costume | 11 |
| #16 | office-supply crossbow | 48 |
| #71 | packet of orchid seeds | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #1217 | paperclip | 1 |
| #142 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #1682 | passable elf mask | 1 |
| #1499 | penguin focaccia bread | 10 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #635 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #4 | plastic guitar | 3,106 |
| #459 | poison pen | 4 |
| #1024 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #539 | pumpkinhead mask | 11 |
| #844 | quantum taco | 1 |
| #553 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #353 | roll of toilet paper | 272 |
| #1494 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 5 |
| #863 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 9 |
| #1078 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 7 |
| #968 | sandwich of the gods | 7 |
| #7 | sealhide gloves | 48 |
| 🥈 | sealhide moccasins | 264 |
| #220 | shaving cream | 2 |
| #917 | slow jam collection | 3 |
| #137 | soy cordial | 4 |
| #1982 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #524 | spooky bark | 20 |
| #559 | spooky sap | 14 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| 🥇 | stop shield | 1 |
| #830 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 54 |
| #1721 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 29 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 27 |
| #916 | stuffed Meat | 51 |
| #3167 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #2007 | stuffed angry cow | 25 |
| #1902 | stuffed astral badger | 27 |
| #1699 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #1839 | stuffed cocoabo | 27 |
| #384 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 19 |
| #1580 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #1243 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 41 |
| #2296 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 22 |
| #954 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #2577 | stuffed hand turkey | 19 |
| #1376 | stuffed key | 25 |
| #352 | stuffed martini | 28 |
| #1525 | stuffed mind flayer | 34 |
| #874 | stuffed mink | 54 |
| #738 | stuffed monocle | 64 |
| #1936 | stuffed scary death orb | 27 |
| #1519 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 34 |
| #1999 | stuffed snowy owl | 25 |
| #2196 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1167 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 7 |
| #2349 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #1135 | stuffed teddy butler | 38 |
| #740 | stuffed tin of caviar | 65 |
| #1261 | stuffed treasure chest | 29 |
| #2470 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #179 | stuffed walrus | 1 |
| #555 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #719 | suntan lotion of moxiousness | 1 |
| #928 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #385 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #2815 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #2069 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2307 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 3 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #2795 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8256 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3966 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2574 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #6190 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #2186 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 8 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #101 | tiny plastic exo-suited miner | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #2830 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6079 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6176 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #2601 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #102 | tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit | 1 |
| #6205 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6132 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #10 | undissolvable contact lenses | 6 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |