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| #148 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 6 |
| #62 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 5 |
| #342 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 16 |
| #65 | Groll doll | 15 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #515 | Kissin' Cousins | 2 |
| #731 | Let Me Be! | 2 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
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| #920 | Schrödinger's thermos | 3 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #6 | Staff of the Deepest Freeze | 1 |
| #626 | Summer Nights | 2 |
| #592 | Tales from the Fireside | 2 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #697 | The Joy of Wassailing | 3 |
| #448 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 9 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #429 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 11 |
| #1024 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 4 |
| #144 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 11 |
| #1417 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 2 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #591 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 4 |
| #531 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 14 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #170 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 6 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #237 | WA | 1 |
| #520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #501 | bag of bones | 1 |
| 🥇 | best joke ever | 6 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #95 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 3 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #323 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 4 |
| #499 | box of sunshine | 666 |
| #217 | burnt flower | 25 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #390 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 4 |
| #22 | fistful of ashes | 136 |
| #25 | gilded lily | 5 |
| #279 | long-stemmed rose | 9 |
| #235 | mandarina colada with a fly in it | 1 |
| #236 | perpendicular hula with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥇 | powdered organs | 91,191 |
| #243 | prussian cathouse with a fly in it | 1 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #317 | quantum taco | 69 |
| #182 | rockin' wagon with a fly in it | 1 |
| #40 | roll of toilet paper | 2,418 |
| #237 | slap and tickle with a fly in it | 1 |
| #11 | slug of rum | 434 |
| #21 | slug of shochu | 157 |
| #6 | slug of vodka | 878 |
| #32 | stuffed zmobie | 400 |
| #222 | tangarita with a fly in it | 1 |
| 🥉 | tiny plastic zmobie | 4,217 |
| #17 | urinal cake | 10,001 |