| #542 | "DRINK ME" potion | 4 |
| #363 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #105 | BURT | 296 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #236 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,630 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #548 | Crimbuck | 1,984 |
| #808 | FDKOL commendation | 10 |
| #1025 | Feynman gate | 7 |
| #144 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 33 |
| #147 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 26 |
| #139 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 30 |
| #133 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 36 |
| #1144 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #2605 | Yummy Tummy bean | 7 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1017 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #69 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1195 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #5942 | badass belt | 3 |
| #382 | bark rootbeer | 2 |
| #857 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #880 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #245 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #181 | bottled inspiration | 4 |
| #169 | brass gear | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #706 | bugbear bungguard | 4 |
| #846 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #397 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1140 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1033 | capacitor relay | 8 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #122 | crazy hobo notebook | 4 |
| #69 | cup of hickory chicory | 4 |
| #77 | dangerous jerkcicle | 10 |
| #1590 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #618 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #986 | fudgecule | 92 |
| #176 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #2359 | golden ring | 19 |
| #403 | hellseal claw | 39 |
| #355 | hellseal whisker | 41 |
| #686 | iGoogly | 22 |
| #1178 | ion grid | 6 |
| #72 | jar full of wind | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2572 | laser-broiled pear | 8 |
| #702 | lollipop stick | 13 |
| #173 | lunar isotope | 218 |
| #375 | mime soul fragment | 7 |
| #2522 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #62 | reflection of a map | 13 |
| #1516 | robotronic egg | 9 |
| #1126 | roll of toilet paper | 34 |
| #2350 | sawblade fragment | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1021 | spooky felt | 8 |
| #737 | spooky length of string | 13 |
| #521 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #400 | spooky wooden block | 18 |
| #378 | stick | 7 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8929 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8850 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8938 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8820 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3200 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8958 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8902 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1710 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8935 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8794 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8871 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8868 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8883 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #776 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #399 | synthetic stuffing | 21 |
| #533 | theoretical string | 24 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #90 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #2641 | unstable laser battery | 8 |