| #540 | "DRINK ME" potion | 4 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #104 | BURT | 296 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #38 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #34 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1761 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #235 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1,630 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #547 | Crimbuck | 1,984 |
| #806 | FDKOL commendation | 10 |
| #1023 | Feynman gate | 7 |
| #145 | Trivial Avocations Card: What? | 33 |
| #148 | Trivial Avocations Card: When? | 26 |
| #140 | Trivial Avocations Card: Where? | 30 |
| #134 | Trivial Avocations Card: Who? | 36 |
| #1145 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 6 |
| #2603 | Yummy Tummy bean | 7 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #137 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #1018 | ammonite fossil | 1 |
| #72 | anger blaster | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1192 | astral mushroom | 1 |
| #5939 | badass belt | 3 |
| #380 | bark rootbeer | 2 |
| #859 | belemnite fossil | 2 |
| #877 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #246 | blank fudge mold | 1 |
| #181 | bottled inspiration | 4 |
| #168 | brass gear | 8 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #705 | bugbear bungguard | 4 |
| #851 | burst hellseal brain | 1 |
| #1499 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #3285 | candy cane | 4 |
| #1033 | capacitor relay | 8 |
| 🥈 | carbonite visor | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #244 | communal gobstopper | 4 |
| #121 | crazy hobo notebook | 4 |
| #69 | cup of hickory chicory | 4 |
| #82 | dangerous jerkcicle | 10 |
| #1589 | fancy dress ball | 4 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #619 | frigid fudgepuck | 2 |
| #990 | fudgecule | 92 |
| #179 | fudgecycle | 1 |
| #1070 | gingerbread horror | 6 |
| #2357 | golden ring | 19 |
| #403 | hellseal claw | 39 |
| #355 | hellseal whisker | 41 |
| #686 | iGoogly | 22 |
| #1177 | ion grid | 6 |
| #73 | jar full of wind | 11 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #2570 | laser-broiled pear | 8 |
| #701 | lollipop stick | 13 |
| #175 | lunar isotope | 218 |
| #374 | mime soul fragment | 7 |
| #2516 | obsidian dagger | 3 |
| #63 | reflection of a map | 13 |
| #1517 | robotronic egg | 9 |
| #1126 | roll of toilet paper | 34 |
| #2350 | sawblade fragment | 10 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1020 | spooky felt | 8 |
| #736 | spooky length of string | 13 |
| #520 | spooky toy wheel | 10 |
| #400 | spooky wooden block | 18 |
| #380 | stick | 7 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3169 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8860 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8972 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8947 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #1466 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8830 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #1581 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #3201 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #8922 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8969 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #955 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8976 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8910 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #1714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 1 |
| #8939 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #4802 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #8802 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3042 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8877 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8890 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #777 | stuffed zmobie | 1 |
| #399 | synthetic stuffing | 21 |
| #533 | theoretical string | 24 |
| #650 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3114 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3178 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #86 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #87 | tiny plastic Crimborgatron | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3862 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #83 | tiny plastic Rudolph the Red | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #91 | tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf | 1 |
| #3063 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8221 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #3896 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1037 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3996 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #3851 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #1357 | towel | 3 |
| #2639 | unstable laser battery | 8 |