| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #103 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #203 | BGE merchandise order form | 21 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #364 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #289 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #252 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO mug | 101 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1189 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #622 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #858 | Crimbo fudge | 9 |
| #778 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 10 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #608 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #533 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #862 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #203 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 7 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #586 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #241 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #505 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #702 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
| #1498 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1061 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1749 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #10 | crystallized memory | 10 |
| #385 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1051 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #1635 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #78 | floaty pebbles | 5 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #426 | floaty sand | 32 |
| #379 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #398 | fossilized limb | 19 |
| #211 | fossilized serpent skull | 4 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #300 | fossilized spike | 14 |
| #564 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #504 | fossilized torso | 6 |
| #386 | fossilized wing | 7 |
| #280 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #1730 | herringcello | 6 |
| #383 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #170 | live lobster | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #396 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #250 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #957 | paperclip | 8 |
| #1056 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #623 | poison pen | 3 |
| #849 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #628 | quantum taco | 8 |
| #436 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #242 | smoked potsherd | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #271 | space jam | 1 |
| #350 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2064 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4904 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1497 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2825 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1489 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2118 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2053 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1807 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2757 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4829 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #4866 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2766 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2181 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4850 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2134 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #6085 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1795 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2156 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4890 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2190 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4857 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4882 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2290 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2143 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2148 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #266 | toe jam | 1 |
| #270 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #313 | unearthed potsherd | 8 |
| #410 | volcanic ash | 7 |