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| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 2 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #203 | BGE merchandise order form | 21 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #363 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 3 |
| #480 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #288 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 3 |
| #466 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #251 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #156 | CRIMBCO mug | 101 |
| #677 | CRIMBCO wine | 11 |
| #507 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #622 | Crimbo candied pecan | 15 |
| #858 | Crimbo fudge | 9 |
| #778 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 10 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #609 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 10 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #873 | Instant Karma | 3 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #600 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #205 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 7 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #72 | The Landscaper's leafblower | 1 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #588 | antique souvenir drawing | 1 |
| #239 | bacon bath ball | 4 |
| #506 | bath ball gift set | 10 |
| #700 | bindlestocking | 1 |
| #301 | bone aperitif | 1 |
| #677 | bottle of Blank-Out | 5 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #1063 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #1753 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #10 | crystallized memory | 10 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #1052 | elven cellocello | 19 |
| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #1636 | fancy chocolate car | 5 |
| #348 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #78 | floaty pebbles | 5 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #425 | floaty sand | 32 |
| #378 | fossilized baboon skull | 1 |
| #396 | fossilized limb | 19 |
| #211 | fossilized serpent skull | 4 |
| #205 | fossilized spider skull | 2 |
| #299 | fossilized spike | 14 |
| #562 | fossilized spine | 1 |
| #503 | fossilized torso | 6 |
| #384 | fossilized wing | 7 |
| #279 | fossilized wyrm skull | 2 |
| #1734 | herringcello | 6 |
| #384 | holiday cheese log | 5 |
| #383 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #531 | jawbruiser | 5 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #976 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #169 | live lobster | 4 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #395 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #3704 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #1325 | pair of bolt cutters | 1 |
| #957 | paperclip | 8 |
| #1057 | passable elf mask | 5 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #622 | poison pen | 3 |
| #846 | portable photocopier | 3 |
| #631 | quantum taco | 8 |
| #437 | slow jam collection | 10 |
| #241 | smoked potsherd | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #352 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #2067 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1500 | tiny plastic Felonia | 3 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2805 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #2826 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 2 |
| #1491 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 3 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #2781 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #2120 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2058 | tiny plastic The Man | 2 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #1808 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 2 |
| #2759 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 2 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4842 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #2794 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2146 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 3 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4886 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2768 | tiny plastic demoninja | 2 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2137 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 3 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #2183 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #4885 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #2135 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 3 |
| #6098 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2112 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #4853 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #4877 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #2170 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2159 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 3 |
| #2144 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #4899 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4892 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2292 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 3 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic warwelf | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #269 | traffic jam | 1 |
| #1157 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #315 | unearthed potsherd | 8 |
| #410 | volcanic ash | 7 |