| 🥇 | Anniversary Miniature Sword & Martini Guy | 1 |
| #372 | Breathetasticâ„¢ Premium Canned Air | 10 |
| #2464 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #96 | Crimbo stocking | 1 |
| #424 | Crimbuck | 2,394 |
| #4249 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1696 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #455 | Disco Banjo | 1 |
| #251 | Ferrigno's Elixir of Power | 1 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #705 | Medicinal Herb's medicinal herbs | 1 |
| #550 | Mob Penguin protection contract | 2 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Duck | 1 |
| #590 | Pokëmann figurine: Frank | 1 |
| #809 | Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump | 1 |
| #773 | Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking | 1 |
| #796 | Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan | 1 |
| #878 | Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap | 1 |
| #564 | Pokëmann figurine: Moog | 1 |
| #776 | Pokëmann figurine: Nothing | 1 |
| #892 | Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu | 1 |
| #578 | Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf | 1 |
| #898 | Pokëmann figurine: Twitter | 1 |
| #864 | Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite | 1 |
| #887 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #1452 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 1 |
| #1294 | Time Juice | 1 |
| #1912 | Valentine | 3 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #1480 | baconstone | 4 |
| #4171 | badass belt | 8 |
| #49 | barbed-wire fence | 206 |
| #522 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #966 | black striped oyster egg | 5 |
| #761 | blue striped oyster egg | 6 |
| #2231 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #546 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1514 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 2 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #254 | cheap wind-up clock | 1 |
| #507 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #755 | diamond-studded cane | 3 |
| #1649 | disco ball | 2 |
| #1532 | disco mask | 2 |
| #4233 | easter egg balloon | 2 |
| #2058 | eggnog | 3 |
| #3221 | fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #1640 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #2821 | gingerbread bugbear | 3 |
| #20 | gourd potion | 1 |
| #228 | green beer | 70 |
| #4475 | grue egg | 2 |
| #3719 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #236 | handmade hobby horse | 1 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #662 | ice-cold Sir Schlitz | 100 |
| #1271 | ice-cold Willer | 6 |
| #84 | ice-cold six-pack | 251 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #181 | lavender striped oyster egg | 11 |
| #260 | little paper umbrella | 299 |
| #139 | magical mystery juice | 200 |
| #664 | magical pony: Dusk Shiny | 1 |
| #645 | magical pony: Rosey Cake | 1 |
| #503 | magical pony: Spectrum Dash | 2 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1188 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #27 | miniscule temporal rip | 1 |
| #1024 | off-white striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #219 | oil of stability | 1 |
| #329 | ointment of the occult | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #1761 | pail | 1 |
| #184 | papaya | 156 |
| #1564 | pasta spoon | 1 |
| #368 | philter of phorce | 1 |
| #163 | plexiglass pikestaff | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #389 | potion of temporary gr8ness | 1 |
| #1593 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1082 | red paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #1078 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #412 | serum of sarcasm | 1 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #6226 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #6181 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3975 | tiny plastic mosquito | 4 |
| #1797 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 3 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #4466 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1459 | toast | 269 |
| #441 | tomato juice of powerful power | 1 |
| #478 | tree skirt | 1 |
| 🥇 | tropical Crimbo pressie | 1 |
| #1132 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #181 | valuable trinket | 510 |
| #110 | ye olde golde frontes | 2 |