| #1228 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1369 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2385 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #787 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1443 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1289 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1286 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #391 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #232 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #1271 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1075 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #127 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #209 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #832 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1164 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #1613 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1569 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #1921 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #643 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #137 | blank diary | 1 |
| #335 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #315 | epic wad | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #60 | glark cable | 12 |
| #208 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #119 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #765 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #3243 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #156 | massive gemstone | 15 |
| #593 | old leather wallet | 2 |
| #387 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #90 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #155 | returned Thinknerd package | 3 |
| #2033 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #129 | stolen meatpouch | 1 |
| #109 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #1841 | towel | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #226 | very overdue library book | 1 |