| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1283 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #390 | Misty Cape | 1 |
| #231 | O'RLY manual | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #126 | Saturday Night Special | 1 |
| #208 | Squat-Thrust Magazine | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1154 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 2 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #134 | X-37 gun | 1 |
| #233 | Ye Olde Bawdy Limerick | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #485 | armgun | 1 |
| #1924 | awful poetry journal | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #336 | bucket of honey | 1 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #59 | glark cable | 12 |
| #205 | gold Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #122 | grease gun | 1 |
| #118 | gun cleaning kit | 1 |
| #764 | guy made of bee pollen | 2 |
| #3236 | handful of confetti | 6 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #157 | massive gemstone | 15 |
| #593 | old leather wallet | 2 |
| #390 | pie man was not meant to eat | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #92 | priceless diamond | 1 |
| #153 | returned Thinknerd package | 3 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #128 | stolen meatpouch | 1 |
| #107 | tommy gun | 1 |
| #1839 | towel | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #225 | very overdue library book | 1 |