| #223 | 1-ball | 26 |
| #149 | 2-ball | 48 |
| #168 | 3-ball | 44 |
| #168 | 4-ball | 44 |
| #158 | 5-ball | 46 |
| #160 | 6-ball | 46 |
| #183 | 7-ball | 42 |
| #222 | 8-ball | 155 |
| #68 | 9-ball | 16 |
| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #6 | Celsius 233 (singed) | 1 |
| #42 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail | 2 |
| 🥉 | Cocktails of the Age of Sail (used) | 1 |
| #28 | Crimbow Rainbo | 2 |
| #30 | Crimbuccaneer bombjacket | 2 |
| #77 | Crimbuccaneer breeches | 1 |
| #112 | Crimbuccaneer captain's purse | 1 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (disintegrating) | 2 |
| #54 | Crimbuccaneer fledges (mint) | 3 |
| #190 | Crimbuccaneer flotsam | 1 |
| #31 | Crimbuccaneer invasion map | 3 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer lantern | 2 |
| #117 | Crimbuccaneer mologrog cocktail | 2 |
| #33 | Crimbuccaneer nose ring | 2 |
| #160 | Crimbuccaneer piece of 12 | 13 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer premium booty sack | 7 |
| #124 | Crimbuccaneer rigging lasso | 2 |
| #47 | Crimbuccaneer runebone | 1 |
| #101 | Crimbuccaneer shirt | 2 |
| #80 | Crimbuccaneer squirtblunderbuss | 1 |
| #40 | Crimbuccaneer tattoo gift certificate | 3 |
| #20 | Crimbuccaneer tavern swab | 2 |
| 🥇 | Crimbuccaneer war standard | 1 |
| #125 | Crimbuccaneer whale oil | 1 |
| #12 | Elf Army machine parts | 156 |
| #37 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Culinary Arts (used) | 1 |
| #49 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion | 3 |
| 🥈 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Extortion (used) | 1 |
| #10 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping | 7 |
| 🥉 | Elf Guard Field Manual: Wilderness Sleeping (used) | 1 |
| #265 | Elf Guard MPC | 9 |
| #46 | Elf Guard SCUBA tank | 1 |
| #8 | Elf Guard broom | 4 |
| #15 | Elf Guard clipboard | 3 |
| #84 | Elf Guard commandeering gloves | 1 |
| #78 | Elf Guard eyedrops | 3 |
| #43 | Elf Guard fuel tank | 2 |
| #32 | Elf Guard hangover cure | 2 |
| #105 | Elf Guard honor present | 1 |
| #51 | Elf Guard insignia (general) | 2 |
| #82 | Elf Guard insignia (private) | 1 |
| #93 | Elf Guard mouthknife | 1 |
| #67 | Elf Guard officer's sidearm | 2 |
| #81 | Elf Guard patrol cap | 1 |
| #104 | Elf Guard payroll bag | 1 |
| #54 | Elf Guard red and white beret | 1 |
| #19 | Elf Guard safety bear | 7 |
| #28 | Elf Guard squirtgun | 2 |
| #79 | Elf Guard strategic map | 1 |
| #19 | Elf Guard temporary (permanent) tattoo | 5 |
| #49 | Elf Guard tinsel grenade | 20 |
| 🥇 | Elf Guard war standard | 1 |
| #16 | Elvish underarmor | 3 |
| #21 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration (crumpled) | 1 |
| #67 | Jamaican coffee | 4 |
| #79 | Kelflar vest | 1 |
| #24 | Lil' Snowball Factory | 9 |
| #40 | Lobster qua Grill | 8 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #977 | Microplushie: Bropane | 1 |
| #835 | Microplushie: Dorkonide | 1 |
| #887 | Microplushie: Ermahgerdic Acid | 1 |
| #746 | Microplushie: Fauxnerditide | 1 |
| #980 | Microplushie: Gothochondria | 1 |
| #995 | Microplushie: Hippylase | 1 |
| #576 | Microplushie: Hipsterine | 1 |
| #914 | Microplushie: Hobomosome | 1 |
| #1004 | Microplushie: Otakulone | 1 |
| #948 | Microplushie: Raverdrine | 1 |
| #957 | Microplushie: Sororitrate | 1 |
| #48 | My First Paycheck envelope | 1 |
| #1226 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 4 |
| 🥈 | Pocket Guide to Mild Evil (used) | 1 |
| #7 | Spelunker of Fortune (used) | 1 |
| #29 | Swedish coffee | 6 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #21 | The Art of Slapfighting (used) | 1 |
| #81 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit | 1 |
| 🥉 | The Encyclopedia of Fruit (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 1 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 2 (used) | 1 |
| #5 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 3 (used) | 1 |
| #8 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 4 (used) | 1 |
| #7 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 5 (used) | 1 |
| #4 | The Journal of Mime Science Vol. 6 (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| #9 | The Nose Knows, A Guide to Smells (read) | 1 |
| #244 | Thwaitgold anti-moth statuette | 1 |
| #141 | Thwaitgold fairyfly statue | 5 |
| #306 | Thwaitgold keyhole spider statuette | 1 |
| #210 | Thwaitgold protozoa statuette | 1 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold slug statuette | 13 |
| #43 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 242 |
| #22 | Uncle Romulus (used) | 1 |
| #113 | Vial of jus de larmes | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| #14 | alien source code printout (used) | 1 |
| #25 | ancient Elf dessert spoon | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #571 | antique pair of blue jeans | 1 |
| #60 | baby killer bee | 149 |
| #32 | baby rigging snake | 3 |
| #72 | barnacle-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #67 | beautiful soup | 2 |
| #287 | bejeweled cufflinks | 15 |
| #38 | black candy heart | 416 |
| #197 | blended frozen swill with a fly in it | 1 |
| #20 | blob of acid | 230 |
| 🥇 | book of facts (dog-eared) | 1 |
| #20 | bottle of super-extra-dark rhum | 1 |
| #4829 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #18 | brown pirate pants | 4 |
| #344 | bubbly potion | 34 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #247 | calle de miel with a fly in it | 1 |
| #10 | candied kobold | 1,131 |
| #56 | candied lime | 2 |
| #34 | canteen of eggnog | 2 |
| #49 | chest of "pirate gold" | 1 |
| #358 | cloudy potion | 31 |
| #1631 | club necklace | 4 |
| #92 | corned beet | 4 |
| #29 | cornuthaum | 451 |
| #428 | dark potion | 22 |
| #92 | dew yoana lei | 1 |
| #561 | diamond necklace | 12 |
| #354 | effervescent potion | 34 |
| #20 | eggman noodles | 23 |
| #1114 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 4 |
| #12 | equal sign | 22 |
| #283 | fancy opera glasses | 15 |
| #10 | fizzy potion | 4,030 |
| #64 | flask of egggrog | 2 |
| #21 | flayed mind | 240 |
| #14 | free boots | 3 |
| #51 | fruit-stuffed rumcake | 2 |
| #262 | garish pinky ring | 17 |
| #294 | giant designer sunglasses | 15 |
| #22 | gingerbread nylons | 32 |
| #41 | gingerbread pirate | 5 |
| #84 | grog nuts | 2 |
| #30 | gunwale | 1 |
| #8 | gunwale whalegun | 1 |
| #92 | handful of hand chalk | 716 |
| #1646 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #67 | hot wine | 2 |
| #39 | huge mint leaf | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #20 | kobold kibble | 235 |
| #19 | large box | 1,525 |
| #17 | left bracket | 19 |
| #15 | left parenthesis | 146 |
| #21 | lowercase a | 5 |
| #78 | lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #114 | magic lamp | 9 |
| #25 | magic whistle | 222 |
| #25 | massive wrench | 3 |
| #93 | military-grade peppermint oil | 2 |
| #414 | milky potion | 22 |
| #29 | mind flayer corpse | 1,011 |
| #95 | missing wine | 2 |
| #40 | mulled wine | 2 |
| #370 | murky potion | 28 |
| #7 | officer's nog | 257 |
| #68 | old-school pirate grog | 2 |
| #74 | pegfinger | 1 |
| #14 | peppermint bomb | 25 |
| #29 | peppermint tack | 41 |
| #14 | percent sign | 68 |
| #37 | pet anchor | 7 |
| #134 | pickled bread | 1 |
| 🥉 | pirate encryption key (complete) | 14 |
| #13 | pirate encryption key alpha | 5 |
| #17 | pirate encryption key bravo | 5 |
| #15 | pirate encryption key charlie | 5 |
| #14 | pirate encryption key delta | 5 |
| #89 | prank Crimbo card | 1 |
| #25 | precision snowball | 25 |
| #30 | punching mirror | 2 |
| 🥈 | record of infuriating silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥉 | record of menacing silence (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | record of tranquil silence (used) | 1 |
| #81 | red and white claret | 2 |
| #15 | red white and blue claret | 2 |
| #196 | reflection of a map | 2 |
| #26 | replica Elf Guard medal | 2 |
| #14 | right parenthesis | 25 |
| #177 | ring of adornment | 3 |
| #35 | ring of aggravate monster | 432 |
| #168 | ring of cold resistance | 3 |
| #92 | ring of conflict | 7 |
| #87 | ring of fire resistance | 7 |
| #119 | ring of gain strength | 5 |
| #273 | ring of increase damage | 2 |
| #28 | royal jelly | 951 |
| #697 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 11 |
| #1543 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 5 |
| #975 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 8 |
| #729 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 10 |
| #85 | rum-soaked fruitcake | 2 |
| #140 | salted mutton | 1 |
| #1268 | sandwich of the gods | 4 |
| #57 | sawed-off blunderbuss | 3 |
| #76 | screwdiver | 1 |
| #158 | seaode | 1 |
| #51 | sequin-encrusted sweater | 1 |
| #90 | shipwright's hammer | 1 |
| #14 | small box | 1,031 |
| #390 | smoky potion | 30 |
| #1172 | spade necklace | 6 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #788 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 56 |
| #1298 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 38 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #1501 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 34 |
| #714 | stuffed Meat | 66 |
| #1624 | stuffed angry cow | 31 |
| #1497 | stuffed astral badger | 35 |
| #1757 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 30 |
| #162 | stuffed caterpillar | 1 |
| #1512 | stuffed cocoabo | 33 |
| #1866 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #1670 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 31 |
| #1721 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 30 |
| #1357 | stuffed hand turkey | 38 |
| #467 | stuffed key | 124 |
| #36 | stuffed kraken | 4 |
| #1288 | stuffed martini | 4 |
| #1572 | stuffed mind flayer | 33 |
| #669 | stuffed mink | 69 |
| #779 | stuffed monocle | 60 |
| #208 | stuffed pocketwatch | 1 |
| #997 | stuffed scary death orb | 50 |
| #2111 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1517 | stuffed snowy owl | 33 |
| #1947 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 26 |
| #1591 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 32 |
| #1008 | stuffed teddy butler | 45 |
| #839 | stuffed tin of caviar | 56 |
| #476 | stuffed treasure chest | 120 |
| #1173 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 43 |
| #87 | sugarplum ration | 2 |
| #77 | sundae ration | 6 |
| #365 | swirly potion | 30 |
| #4 | the Crymbich Manuscript (used) | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Abuela's cottage | 1 |
| #19 | tiny plastic Armory | 1 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Bar | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Cafe | 1 |
| #15 | tiny plastic Factory | 1 |
| #17 | trick coin | 16 |
| #237 | urinal cake | 14 |
| #13 | void burger | 661 |
| #13 | void lager | 624 |
| #22 | void stone | 488 |
| #40 | vorpal blade | 369 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #28 | wet tack | 2 |
| #104 | whale cerebrospinal fluid | 1 |
| #30 | whalecake | 2 |
| #37 | whalegun | 1 |
| #94 | whalesteak | 2 |
| #18 | yule grog | 2 |