| #2242 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #194 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #194 | Crimbo food scraps | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #189 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #385 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #778 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #826 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #803 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #829 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #970 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1784 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #260 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #389 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #126 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #516 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1151 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #174 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #231 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #122 | bacon bath ball | 8 |
| #901 | baseball | 1 |
| #330 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #297 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #919 | bottle of goofballs | 28 |
| #273 | bread man | 1 |
| #203 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #265 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #184 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #108 | chocolate bath ball | 9 |
| #196 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #190 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #260 | eggwater | 1 |
| #2423 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #182 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #269 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #809 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #181 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #337 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #191 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #165 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #182 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #213 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #164 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 2 |
| #501 | motivational poster | 9 |
| #98 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #329 | negative lump | 7 |
| #861 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #114 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #261 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #194 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #182 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2728 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #176 | runny icing | 1 |
| #160 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #325 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #132 | sneaky wrapping paper | 7 |
| #196 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #217 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #2771 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #4843 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4233 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #2760 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #4828 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4568 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5276 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #4051 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4589 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4045 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #2662 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1460 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #4572 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #2735 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2386 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #4325 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #4796 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3747 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2952 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #4579 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1456 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #4556 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2909 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2296 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #4290 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| 🥉 | tarnished metal rod | 40 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8078 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4341 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #275 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #266 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #141 | volleyball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #436 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #167 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #45 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #423 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #422 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #650 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |