| #2244 | 8-ball | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #195 | Cheer-Up soda | 1 |
| #199 | Crimbo food scraps | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #194 | Mer-kin cookiestove | 1 |
| #386 | Notes from the Elfpocalypse, Chapter II | 1 |
| #779 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chillacious Churro | 1 |
| #829 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Chimichangarita | 1 |
| #804 | Taco Dan's Taco Stand Taco | 1 |
| #5 | The Big Book of Communism (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #833 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #470 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 3 |
| #990 | Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette | 1 |
| #1818 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #263 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
| #390 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 2 |
| #1305 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #956 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #129 | Thwaitgold time fly statuette | 1 |
| #519 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #178 | Trainbot circuitry | 1 |
| #236 | Trainbot slag | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #120 | bacon bath ball | 8 |
| #900 | baseball | 1 |
| #329 | beer-scented teddy bear | 1 |
| #298 | black and white cracker | 1 |
| #924 | bottle of goofballs | 28 |
| #278 | bread man | 1 |
| #205 | breakfast mess | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #1630 | buckyball | 1 |
| #266 | chakra sludge | 1 |
| #529 | cheap toaster | 4 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #185 | cheer-o-gram | 1 |
| #106 | chocolate bath ball | 9 |
| #206 | cinnamon machine oil | 1 |
| #193 | cloning kit | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #268 | eggwater | 1 |
| #2422 | fancy dress ball | 1 |
| #185 | fleshy putty | 1 |
| #273 | flour cookie | 1 |
| #807 | gingerbread robot | 1 |
| 🥉 | green face paint | 1 |
| #189 | honey-drenched ham slice | 1 |
| #339 | huge Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #513 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #198 | lab-grown meat | 1 |
| #169 | lost elf luggage | 1 |
| #128 | mime army camouflage kit | 1 |
| #71 | mime army challenge coin | 1 |
| #183 | mime eraser | 1 |
| #73 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #217 | moist Crimbo spices | 1 |
| #167 | mostly-empty bottle of cookie wine | 2 |
| #501 | motivational poster | 9 |
| #96 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 3 |
| #333 | negative lump | 7 |
| #863 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #116 | personalizable gingerbread cookie | 1 |
| #265 | plain candy cane | 1 |
| #198 | poisonsettia | 1 |
| #184 | projectile chemistry set | 1 |
| 🥈 | red and green rain stick | 1 |
| 🥉 | red face paint | 1 |
| #2727 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2800 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2770 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2738 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #181 | runny icing | 1 |
| #164 | salty gumdrop | 1 |
| #326 | shushed potatoes | 1 |
| #132 | sneaky wrapping paper | 7 |
| #205 | soggy gingerbread chunk | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #219 | stale Cheer-E-Os | 1 |
| #2792 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 3 |
| #4854 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 7 |
| #4247 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 9 |
| #2774 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #4836 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4577 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5285 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3917 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #1877 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #4061 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4599 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 8 |
| #4057 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #2688 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1465 | stuffed martini | 3 |
| #4579 | stuffed mind flayer | 8 |
| #2753 | stuffed mink | 3 |
| #2399 | stuffed monocle | 7 |
| #4334 | stuffed scary death orb | 9 |
| #4804 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 1 |
| #3756 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 11 |
| #2963 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #4592 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #1459 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 5 |
| #4568 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 8 |
| #2930 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #3114 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2312 | stuffed treasure chest | 4 |
| #4299 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 9 |
| 🥉 | tarnished metal rod | 40 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8118 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #276 | transparent nog | 1 |
| #268 | unfinished fruitcake | 1 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #143 | volleyball | 1 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #437 | warbear beeping telegram | 1 |
| #20 | warbear empathy chip (used) | 1 |
| #166 | warbear gyro | 1 |
| #44 | warbear metalworking primer (used) | 1 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #420 | warbear robo-camouflage unit | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #654 | warbear whosit | 1 |
| #831 | wind-up meatcar | 1 |