| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1425 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1374 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2356 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #302 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1783 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1150 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #148 | ancient stone head | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #624 | antique shield | 4 |
| #2228 | badass belt | 23 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #352 | beertini | 5 |
| #355 | black shield | 5 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #1855 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #250 | carob chunk noodles | 7 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #201 | chorizo brownies | 10 |
| #195 | coffin lid | 8 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #58 | gnauga hide buckler | 2 |
| #1910 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #959 | obsidian dagger | 18 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #535 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #81 | penguin skin buckler | 2 |
| #126 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #252 | salty slug | 6 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #119 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 15 |
| #157 | snake shield | 5 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6105 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4802 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6063 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6151 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #410 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #14 | turtle wax shield | 22 |
| #258 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 9 |
| #293 | white satin shield | 6 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #196 | wonderwall shield | 6 |
| #110 | yakskin buckler | 1 |