| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1429 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1376 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1675 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #870 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #2359 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #310 | Thwaitgold cockroach statuette | 2 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #1804 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 1 |
| #625 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #2345 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1153 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 1 |
| #328 | Ultrasoldier Serum | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #149 | ancient stone head | 5 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #624 | antique shield | 4 |
| #2227 | badass belt | 23 |
| #105 | balloon shield | 1 |
| #355 | beertini | 5 |
| #356 | black shield | 5 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| #1853 | candy knuckles | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #251 | carob chunk noodles | 7 |
| #109 | catskin buckler | 1 |
| #508 | cement sandals | 2 |
| #201 | chorizo brownies | 10 |
| #195 | coffin lid | 8 |
| #93 | demon buckler | 1 |
| #35 | eelskin shield | 1 |
| #58 | gnauga hide buckler | 2 |
| #1915 | handful of confetti | 18 |
| #134 | hippo skin buckler | 1 |
| #505 | keg shield | 1 |
| #106 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #957 | obsidian dagger | 18 |
| #129 | padded tortoise | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #538 | papaya taco | 1 |
| #81 | penguin skin buckler | 2 |
| #127 | pristine fish scale | 1 |
| #253 | salty slug | 6 |
| #68 | sebaceous shield | 1 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #119 | six tiny wedges of goat cheese | 15 |
| #157 | snake shield | 5 |
| #397 | snarling wolf shield | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #6120 | tiny plastic angry goat | 2 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #6168 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #4811 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #6184 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #411 | tofu casserole | 2 |
| #386 | tomato daiquiri | 3 |
| #126 | tortoboggan | 1 |
| #15 | turtle wax shield | 22 |
| #259 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 9 |
| #292 | white satin shield | 6 |
| #512 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #196 | wonderwall shield | 6 |
| #109 | yakskin buckler | 1 |