| #104 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #2126 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 2 |
| #1726 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 3 |
| #332 | PADL Phone | 15 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #519 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #1445 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #641 | beer bomb | 12 |
| #569 | beer bong | 1 |
| #398 | beer helmet | 7 |
| #383 | bejeweled pledge pin | 9 |
| #381 | big boom | 1 |
| #785 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 8 |
| #496 | bullet-proof corduroys | 2 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #1699 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 4 |
| #1062 | candy kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #1032 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #731 | canteen of wine | 31 |
| #369 | chloroform rag | 5 |
| #693 | commemorative war stein | 3 |
| #523 | communications windchimes | 3 |
| #1466 | corpse on the beach | 2 |
| #1421 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #1311 | dollhive | 2 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #439 | elven cellocello | 32 |
| #1394 | elven moonshine | 2 |
| #1135 | elven socks | 2 |
| #449 | elven suicide capsule | 32 |
| #272 | energy drink IV | 10 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #614 | gauze garter | 1 |
| #563 | giant foam finger | 1 |
| #682 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 6 |
| #510 | gray bow tie | 13 |
| #1841 | herringcello | 2 |
| #576 | hippy protest button | 1 |
| #734 | jawbruiser | 4 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #719 | knuckle sandwich | 25 |
| #975 | licorice garrote | 3 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #180 | massive sitar | 1 |
| #429 | molotov cocktail cocktail | 5 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #870 | night-vision goggles | 2 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #159 | packet of tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #512 | pair of bolt cutters | 6 |
| #296 | passable elf mask | 12 |
| #871 | patent leather shoes | 5 |
| #1585 | penguin focaccia bread | 8 |
| #1138 | penguin thesaurus | 3 |
| #419 | perforated battle paddle | 4 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #215 | purple corpsel | 1 |
| #1547 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 2 |
| #682 | sweet-corn-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #530 | throwing wrench | 8 |
| #391 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 5 |
| #404 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 5 |
| #492 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 4 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #752 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 2 |
| #379 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 2 |
| #928 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #926 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #929 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 1 |
| #739 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 2 |
| #587 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 1 |
| #727 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 2 |
| #399 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 5 |
| #185 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 3 |
| #342 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 2 |
| #585 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 1 |
| #621 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 3 |
| #310 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 6 |
| #551 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 1 |
| #203 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 3 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #505 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 4 |
| #324 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 2 |
| #937 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 1 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #134 | tube of cranberry Go-Goo | 2 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #297 | warbear empathy chip | 1 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #169 | warbear induction oven | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #433 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |