| #733 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2422 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2423 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #610 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2846 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #126 | Frost™ brand sword | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #699 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #207 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #128 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #611 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1079 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #380 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #196 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #143 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #783 | batblade | 1 |
| #965 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #724 | black sword | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #97 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #106 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #1101 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #94 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #697 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #355 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #616 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #1350 | dill | 5 |
| #99 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #732 | floaty sand | 7 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #88 | ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #454 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #151 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #377 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #103 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #225 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #209 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #350 | purple glowstick | 4 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #960 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1124 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #665 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #378 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #433 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #89 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #419 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #576 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #89 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #524 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1687 | toast | 176 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #2210 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1160 | vinegar | 12 |
| #894 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #937 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |