| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #588 | C.H.U.M. knife | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #1699 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #2426 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 1 |
| #2424 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #612 | Cloaca-Cola-issue combat knife | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2849 | Crimbuck | 5 |
| #126 | Frostâ„¢ brand sword | 1 |
| #1207 | Knob Goblin firecracker | 1 |
| #701 | SPF 451 lip balm | 2 |
| #211 | Serenity trading card | 1 |
| #129 | Spirit Precipice | 1 |
| #172 | Super Magic Power Sword X | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #1080 | asparagus knife | 1 |
| #378 | bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #197 | bamboo bokuto | 1 |
| #144 | basic meat sword | 1 |
| #784 | batblade | 1 |
| #967 | beer bomb | 1 |
| #103 | bill bec-de-bardiche glaive-guisarme | 1 |
| #727 | black sword | 1 |
| #624 | broken sword | 1 |
| #98 | bubblewrap sword | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #108 | buffalo blade | 1 |
| #1100 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 4 |
| #95 | cardboard sword | 1 |
| #698 | cheap toaster | 3 |
| #353 | chocolate bath ball | 2 |
| #70 | clockwork sword | 1 |
| #362 | costume sword | 1 |
| #618 | depantsing bomb | 1 |
| #1349 | dill | 5 |
| #100 | dripping meat sword | 1 |
| #138 | eXtreme meat sword | 1 |
| #1174 | festive sausage | 1 |
| #692 | [2426]fire flower | 1 |
| #126 | flaming cardboard sword | 1 |
| #1610 | flashing novelty button | 1 |
| #731 | floaty sand | 7 |
| #1704 | ghost cucumber | 3 |
| #89 | ghost pickle on a stick | 11 |
| #21 | glob of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #223 | grass blade | 1 |
| #489 | green smoke bomb | 1 |
| #3716 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #384 | incense bath ball | 2 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #456 | longhaired hippy wig | 1 |
| #425 | lupine sword | 1 |
| #152 | muculent machete | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #379 | patchouli oil bomb | 1 |
| #104 | pestoblade | 1 |
| #226 | pixel cross | 1 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #211 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #63 | pumpkin bomb | 1 |
| #350 | purple glowstick | 4 |
| #73 | rainbow bomb | 1 |
| #961 | razor-sharp can lid | 1 |
| #1123 | ridiculously huge sword | 1 |
| #666 | ridiculously overelaborate ninja weapon | 1 |
| #745 | sake bomb | 1 |
| #380 | sausage bomb | 1 |
| #57 | savory sword | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #436 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
| #90 | shuddersword | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #69 | starchy sword | 1 |
| #577 | stick of dynamite | 1 |
| #90 | styrofoam sword | 1 |
| #175 | suede shortsword | 1 |
| #525 | sweet ninja sword | 1 |
| #172 | sword of static | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #1698 | toast | 176 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #119 | two-handed depthsword | 1 |
| #2207 | unstable DNA | 2 |
| #2588 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |
| #1160 | vinegar | 12 |
| #896 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #939 | water pipe bomb | 1 |
| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |