| #1503 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #272 | Crimbo ukulele | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1166 | Crown of the Goblin King | 20 |
| #189 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 4 |
| #220 | Doc's Miracle Cure | 6 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #86 | Great Ball of Frozen Fire | 1 |
| #92 | Libram of BRICKOs | 1 |
| #44 | Libram of Love Songs | 2 |
| #586 | Mob Penguin cellular phone | 31 |
| #138 | Sp'n-Zor's Grimoire of "Tasteful" Gifts | 1 |
| #121 | St. Sneaky Pete's Day goodies basket | 35 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #125 | Tiki lighter | 3 |
| #61 | Time Juice | 8 |
| #157 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #160 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #59 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 2 |
| #200 | Unionize The Elves sign | 1 |
| #602 | Valentine | 36 |
| #139 | Yeti Protest Sign | 1 |
| #615 | Zim Merman's guitar | 1 |
| #680 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #230 | aspirin | 4 |
| #82 | astral badger | 1 |
| #132 | bad penguin egg | 1 |
| #2085 | badass belt | 25 |
| #800 | bag of airline peanuts | 33 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #269 | black velvet box | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue ribbon | 1 |
| 🥈 | blue traffic cone | 1 |
| #1132 | bottle of goofballs | 22 |
| #437 | bow | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #7456 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| #860 | brick | 38 |
| #12 | calm attention-deficit demon | 1 |
| #212 | can of fake snow | 2 |
| #406 | cheap plastic bottle opener | 16 |
| #167 | cheap toaster | 11 |
| #212 | colored-light "necklace" | 2 |
| #91 | container of Spooky Putty | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #58 | dandy lion cub | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #716 | defective skull | 24 |
| #705 | doll house | 6 |
| #1296 | easter egg balloon | 19 |
| #607 | empty blowgun | 2 |
| #839 | evil teddy bear | 13 |
| #514 | fancy chocolate | 6 |
| #303 | fez of etymology | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #2153 | fruitcake | 4 |
| #271 | fuzzy dice | 14 |
| #365 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #25 | grass hat | 7 |
| #27 | grass skirt | 6 |
| #78 | green beer | 195 |
| #428 | green glowstick | 4 |
| 🥈 | green traffic cone | 1 |
| #1103 | grue egg | 24 |
| #115 | hot egg | 2 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #119 | loaded serum blowgun | 31 |
| #123 | lovecat tail | 7 |
| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #80 | naughty origami kit | 1 |
| 🥇 | old-fashioned Crimbo Pressie | 1 |
| #259 | orange glowstick | 8 |
| #523 | oriole-feather headdress | 2 |
| #210 | oyster basket | 23 |
| #919 | pet rock | 8 |
| #495 | petrified time | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #1205 | pink glowstick | 1 |
| #172 | plastic passion fruit | 11 |
| #95 | plastic pumpkin bucket | 1 |
| #116 | portable corkscrew | 42 |
| #26 | questionable taco | 19 |
| #323 | radio button candy | 3 |
| #10 | rose-colored glasses | 1 |
| #554 | scroll of pasta summoning | 19 |
| #422 | severed rocking horse head | 1 |
| #897 | shiny ring | 25 |
| #546 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #368 | sleeping snowy owl | 9 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1388 | spectral pickle | 1 |
| #834 | spooky hockey mask | 2 |
| #1710 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #1584 | stainless steel skullcap | 2 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1709 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #129 | string of blue beads | 69 |
| #121 | string of green beads | 71 |
| #108 | string of red beads | 76 |
| #92 | stuffed doppelshifter | 153 |
| #322 | tasket | 1 |
| #918 | teddy bear | 6 |
| #1592 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #41 | time helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | time sleigh | 1 |
| #140 | time sword | 1 |
| #42 | time trousers | 1 |
| #265 | tisket | 1 |
| #637 | toast | 1,321 |
| #193 | tree skirt | 2 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #77 | tropical wrapping paper | 8 |
| #332 | vorpal blade | 16 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #69 | wizard action figure | 1 |
| #675 | x-ray specs | 24 |
| #582 | yellow glowstick | 2 |
| #756 | zombie pineal gland | 6 |