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| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #396 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
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| #1461 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
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| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3685 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1911 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1661 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
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| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #174 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #353 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #2974 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2872 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3831 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #619 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1578 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2834 | eggnog | 1 |
| #3838 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2520 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2031 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3934 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3806 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #693 | golden ring | 40 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #646 | happiness | 1 |
| #2511 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #453 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #2198 | killing feather | 11 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1977 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3387 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | old leather wallet | 12,584 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #133 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #349 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1711 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2809 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2815 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1862 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #601 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #134 | tropical wrapping paper | 6 |
| #2814 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2758 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |