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| #2740 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #423 | Eau de Guaneau | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1205 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #3900 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #397 | Miniborg beeper | 1 |
| #362 | Miniborg hiveminder | 1 |
| #394 | Miniborg laser | 1 |
| #444 | Miniborg stomper | 1 |
| #405 | Miniborg strangler | 1 |
| #1464 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 1 |
| #963 | SPF 451 lip balm | 1 |
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| #1170 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #3681 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2064 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1912 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #1662 | battered Crimbo Crate | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg helmet | 1 |
| 🥈 | biomechanical crimborg leg armor | 1 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2088 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #173 | bobble-hip hula elf doll | 1 |
| #141 | bow staff | 1 |
| #149 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #133 | bowler | 1 |
| #351 | can of Ghuol-B-Gone™ | 1 |
| #2975 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 1 |
| #2875 | candied yams | 1 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #3830 | candy stake | 1 |
| #1826 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #585 | dance card | 1 |
| #618 | deck of tropical cards | 1 |
| #655 | donkey flipbook | 1 |
| #1576 | dusty Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #2833 | eggnog | 1 |
| #3837 | fancy but probably evil chocolate | 1 |
| #2519 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2032 | filthy lucre | 1 |
| #281 | freezerburned ice cube | 1 |
| #3426 | fruitcake | 1 |
| #3940 | gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3809 | gingerbread horror | 1 |
| #692 | golden ring | 40 |
| #5199 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #647 | happiness | 1 |
| #2516 | herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #2351 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #456 | intriguing puzzle box | 1 |
| #2197 | killing feather | 11 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1976 | lucky rabbit's foot | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #1680 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3705 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3326 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3424 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #3382 | obsidian dagger | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2534 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | old leather wallet | 12,584 |
| #332 | phish stick | 3 |
| #132 | pirate fledges | 1 |
| #1612 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2227 | red paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #347 | rusty bonesaw | 1 |
| #210 | set of jacks | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #3327 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #3169 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #1712 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 1 |
| #451 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2899 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #1733 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #1559 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #1865 | tombstone-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #599 | tropical paperweight | 1 |
| #134 | tropical wrapping paper | 6 |
| #2813 | unstable laser battery | 1 |
| #2756 | vitachoconutriment capsule | 1 |
| #567 | witty rapier | 1 |
| #554 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #698 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1637 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1862 | zombie pineal gland | 1 |