| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #410 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| 🥇 | BRICKO oyster | 1,000 |
| #75 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4299 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #522 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2381 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1367 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #59 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #73 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #62 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #226 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #77 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #1568 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1266 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #813 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #233 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #14 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #11 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #13 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #72 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #41 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #28 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #32 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #10 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #150 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #418 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #89 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #7 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #989 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #77 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| 🥈 | football helmet | 1,000 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #149 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #23 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #292 | live lobster | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #109 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #177 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #83 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #109 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2241 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2143 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1863 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #7 | stinky cheese eye | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #1819 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #104 | wok lobster | 1 |