| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #414 | Aluminum Epsilon of Humility | 1 |
| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| 🥇 | BRICKO oyster | 1,000 |
| #76 | Bag o' Tricks | 1 |
| #613 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #4296 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #1256 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #521 | Blue Diamond of Honesty | 1 |
| #2384 | Bonerdagon necklace | 1 |
| #1673 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #2773 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1368 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 1 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #58 | Crimbough | 1 |
| #3211 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #51 | Crown of Thrones | 1 |
| #4250 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #72 | Elvish sunglasses | 1 |
| #1600 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1440 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1147 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #1674 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #60 | Juju Mojo Mask | 1 |
| #229 | Lead Zeta of Chastity | 1 |
| #75 | Mayflower bouquet | 1 |
| #1574 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #1269 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 1 |
| #525 | Order of the Silver Wossname | 1 |
| #814 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 1 |
| #232 | Purple Horseshoe of Honor | 1 |
| #260 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| #12 | Underworld truncheon | 1 |
| #250 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #1171 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #71 | bottle-rocket crossbow | 1 |
| #88 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #2111 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite grappling hook | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #46 | depleted Grimacite hammer | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #27 | depleted Grimacite ninja mask | 1 |
| #22 | depleted Grimacite shinguards | 1 |
| #31 | depleted Grimacite weightlifting belt | 1 |
| #193 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #9 | flaming pink shirt | 1 |
| #151 | floaty gravel | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #416 | floaty pebbles | 1 |
| #90 | floaty rock | 1 |
| #6 | floaty rock helmet | 1 |
| #6 | floaty rock necklace | 1 |
| #6 | floaty rock pants | 1 |
| #987 | floaty sand | 1 |
| #76 | floaty stone sphere | 1 |
| 🥈 | football helmet | 1,000 |
| #608 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #224 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #150 | haiku katana | 1 |
| #18 | hypnodisk | 1 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #22 | incredibly dense meat gem | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #291 | live lobster | 1 |
| 🥇 | mayfly bait necklace | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #108 | misfit dolly | 1 |
| #107 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #40 | moveable feast | 1 |
| #7 | origami pasties | 1 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #181 | pebblebräu | 1 |
| #168 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #82 | pilgrim shield | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #108 | rocky road ice cream | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow belly | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
| #2244 | stainless steel shillelagh | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #2248 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #1862 | stainless steel solitaire | 1 |
| #1708 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #7 | stinky cheese eye | 1 |
| #599 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #1821 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #106 | wok lobster | 1 |