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| #38 | Ankh of Badahnkadh | 14 |
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| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
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| #232 | Iiti Kitty Gumdrop | 1 |
| #39 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 240 |
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| #100 | Knob Goblin melon baller | 34 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
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| #1567 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 1 |
| #617 | Pick-O-Matic lockpicks | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #734 | Sneaky Pete's breath spray | 1 |
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| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
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| #61 | Staff of the November Jack-O-Lantern | 1 |
| #7 | Staff of the Peppermint Twist | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #50 | Staff of the Walk-In Freezer | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
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| #259 | Thwaitgold nit statuette | 1 |
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| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| #1280 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
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| #762 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 11 |
| #16 | Thwaitgold woollybear statuette | 15 |
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| #1612 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 1 |
| #129 | all-purpose flower | 1 |
| #657 | ancient Magi-Wipes | 1 |
| #609 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #258 | ant sickle | 1 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
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| #3772 | badass belt | 10 |
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| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
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| #695 | black helmet | 1 |
| #667 | black shield | 1 |
| #725 | black sword | 1 |
| #138 | blank diary | 1 |
| #175 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 87 |
| #820 | blue class ring | 1 |
| #145 | blue money bag | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #1946 | box of sunshine | 71 |
| #589 | bronze breastplate | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #121 | catfish whiskers | 1 |
| #390 | chintzy accordion pin | 1 |
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| #252 | chintzy noodle ring | 3 |
| #244 | chintzy saucepan earring | 3 |
| #67 | chintzy seal pendant | 18 |
| #116 | chintzy turtle brooch | 10 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #452 | chrome crossbow | 1 |
| #429 | chrome staff | 1 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #112 | crotchety pants | 1 |
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| #772 | disco ball | 26 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #56 | disturbing fanfic | 6,761 |
| #90 | dollar-sign bag | 69 |
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| #1029 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
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| #1060 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1014 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #2499 | easter egg balloon | 7 |
| #45 | effluvious emerald | 44 |
| #1114 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 1 |
| #304 | enormous hoop earring | 3 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #408 | fermenting powder | 1 |
| #378 | fudge bunny | 1 |
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| #392 | gold lamé pants | 1 |
| #71 | gold star | 53 |
| #654 | hair spray | 1 |
| #130 | hamethyst | 52 |
| #93 | headless sparrow | 24 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #220 | hors d'oeuvre tray | 6 |
| #57 | huge gold coin | 235 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #21 | kitty sheet music | 1 |
| #897 | kumquartz | 1 |
| #84 | kumquartz ring | 1 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
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| #76 | mangled squirrel | 34 |
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| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
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| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #140 | pair of pearidot earrings | 1 |
| #403 | paranormal ricotta | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #82 | peace-sign necklace | 8 |
| #892 | pearidot | 1 |
| #117 | phat turquoise bracelet | 6 |
| #236 | pile of gold coins | 7 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #122 | porquoise | 48 |
| #143 | potato pistol | 1 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #614 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 1 |
| #298 | rat appendix | 28 |
| #88 | rat carcass | 27 |
| #90 | rat head balloon | 1 |
| #189 | ratgut | 28 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #1012 | red class ring | 1 |
| #205 | red money bag | 1 |
| #73 | reinforced furry underpants | 1 |
| #308 | rhinestone cowboy shirt | 1 |
| #150 | ring of adornment | 4 |
| #337 | ring of aggravate monster | 24 |
| #720 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 3 |
| #41 | salt plum | 279 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #80 | shining halo | 1 |
| #435 | shiny butcherknife | 1 |
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| #262 | shiny tribal beads | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #447 | solid gold pegleg | 5 |
| #35 | soul mask | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1948 | spectre scepter | 10 |
| #54 | steamy ruby | 40 |
| #234 | still-beating spleen | 1 |
| #273 | stone banjo | 1 |
| #219 | stone of eXtreme power | 54 |
| #917 | strawberyl | 1 |
| #77 | strawberyl necklace | 1 |
| #41 | tawdry amethyst | 42 |
| #102 | tiny bust of Pallas | 1 |
| #94 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer | 4 |
| #143 | tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory | 9 |
| #933 | tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer | 1 |
| #377 | tiny die-cast Don Crimbo | 2 |
| #190 | tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer | 8 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Father Crimbo | 3 |
| #629 | tiny die-cast Father Crimborg | 1 |
| #495 | tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #509 | tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer | 4 |
| #213 | tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg | 3 |
| #383 | tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer | 5 |
| #121 | tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer | 10 |
| #563 | tiny die-cast Swiss hen | 1 |
| #364 | tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo | 2 |
| #191 | tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign | 8 |
| #616 | tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer | 3 |
| #307 | tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg | 2 |
| #188 | tiny die-cast blade a-spinning | 3 |
| #122 | tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree | 4 |
| #380 | tiny die-cast factory worker elf | 5 |
| #387 | tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf | 5 |
| #97 | tiny die-cast golden ring | 4 |
| #109 | tiny die-cast goose a-laying | 4 |
| #116 | tiny die-cast killing bird | 4 |
| #602 | tiny die-cast middle-management elf | 3 |
| #614 | tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf | 3 |
| #578 | tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg | 1 |
| #388 | tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf | 5 |
| #304 | tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming | 2 |
| #564 | tiny die-cast turtle mech | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #908 | tourmalime | 1 |
| #106 | tourmalime tourniquet | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #111 | turtlemail hauberk | 1 |
| #54 | unearthly onyx | 36 |
| #1118 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #798 | useless powder | 86 |
| #144 | valuable trinket | 682 |
| #195 | vampire pearl | 2 |
| #59 | waterlogged cloth | 25 |
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| #81 | waterlogged metal | 14 |
| #63 | waterlogged stuffing | 21 |
| #1021 | white class ring | 1 |
| #187 | white money bag | 1 |
| #807 | white satin pants | 1 |
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| #854 | white sword | 1 |
| #509 | wicker shield | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
| #30 | wolf mask | 2,729 |
| #229 | wreath of laurels | 3 |
| #74 | zombie dinosaur egg | 1 |