| #70 | Alice's Army Foil Alchemist | 1 |
| #38 | Alice's Army Foil Bowman | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Cleric | 1 |
| #36 | Alice's Army Foil Coward | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Guard | 1 |
| #65 | Alice's Army Foil Halberder | 1 |
| #29 | Alice's Army Foil Hammerman | 1 |
| #30 | Alice's Army Foil Horseman | 1 |
| #64 | Alice's Army Foil Mad Bomber | 1 |
| #11 | Alice's Army Foil Martyr | 1 |
| #59 | Alice's Army Foil Ninja | 1 |
| #66 | Alice's Army Foil Nurse | 1 |
| #57 | Alice's Army Foil Page | 1 |
| #56 | Alice's Army Foil Shieldmaiden | 1 |
| #61 | Alice's Army Foil Spearsman | 1 |
| #62 | Alice's Army Foil Swordsman | 1 |
| #58 | Alice's Army Foil Wallman | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #837 | Angelhair Culottes | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #845 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #2351 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 4 |
| #509 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 4 |
| #86 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 11 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #453 | Bling of the New Wave | 3 |
| #887 | Bonerdagon necklace | 11 |
| #1328 | Boss Bat britches | 8 |
| #36 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) (used) | 1 |
| #33 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) (used) | 1 |
| #35 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) (used) | 1 |
| #32 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) (used) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #750 | CRIMBCO mug | 13 |
| #1702 | CRIMBCO scrip | 5 |
| #625 | CRIMBCO wine | 12 |
| #52 | Chester's cutoffs | 2 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #966 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 7 |
| #2461 | Colander of Em-er'il | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #549 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 11 |
| #858 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 4 |
| #479 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 5 |
| #42 | El Vibrato energy spear | 1 |
| #45 | El Vibrato helmet | 1 |
| #31 | El Vibrato leg guards | 1 |
| #947 | Elder Turtle Shell | 3 |
| #16 | Ellsbury's journal (used) | 1 |
| #209 | FDKOL commendation | 3,040 |
| #30 | FDKOL fire hose | 1 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #195 | Frosty's nailbat | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #696 | Goodfella contract | 11 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #91 | Hjodor's Guide to Arctic Dalmatians | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #399 | Lederhosen of the Night | 3 |
| #833 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 32 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #50 | Sceptre of the Torremolinos Prince | 1 |
| #120 | Schrödinger's thermos | 271 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #121 | Staff of the Soupbone | 1 |
| #68 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker (used) | 1 |
| #48 | The Joy of Wassailing (used) | 1 |
| #47 | The Lost Comb | 1 |
| #85 | The Lost Glasses | 1 |
| #51 | The Lost Pill Bottle | 1 |
| #32 | The Necbromancer's Hat | 1 |
| #28 | The Necbromancer's Shorts | 1 |
| #38 | The Necbromancer's Stein | 1 |
| #14 | The Necbromancer's Wizard Staff | 1 |
| #57 | The Necbronomicon (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #35 | Uncle Hobo's belt | 1 |
| #29 | Uncle Hobo's fingerless tinsel gloves | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's gift baggy pants | 1 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #26 | Uncle Hobo's stocking cap | 1 |
| #699 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #439 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 3 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #138 | aerated diving helmet | 1 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1748 | badass belt | 31 |
| #73 | ballpark hot daub | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #277 | bath ball gift set | 18 |
| #45 | bewitching boots | 1 |
| #318 | bottle of fire | 10 |
| #161 | brick | 222 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #103 | bunny liver | 90 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #530 | designer handbag | 5 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #78 | double-ice box | 1 |
| #103 | double-ice britches | 1 |
| #170 | double-ice cap | 1 |
| #2323 | duct tape | 1 |
| #3663 | easter egg balloon | 3 |
| #576 | empty agua de vida bottle | 218 |
| #44 | enchanted fire extinguisher | 1 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #687 | festive sausage | 2 |
| #39 | fire axe | 1 |
| #81 | fireman's helmet | 1 |
| #20 | foot-long hot daub | 1 |
| 🥈 | fossilized necklace | 1 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #1065 | grue egg | 25 |
| #735 | grue egg omelette | 1 |
| #1372 | handful of confetti | 28 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #78 | hardened slime hat | 2 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| 🥇 | heart of dark chocolate | 1 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #573 | hobo nickel | 332 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #112 | hot daub | 5 |
| #18 | hot daub bun | 1 |
| #16 | hot daub stand | 1 |
| #230 | hot egg | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #16 | jingle bell | 2 |
| #116 | lawn dart | 4 |
| 🥉 | makeshift castanets | 1 |
| #392 | molten brick | 5 |
| #396 | motivational poster | 11 |
| #628 | obsidian dagger | 29 |
| #80 | old school flying disc | 6 |
| #1371 | old sweatpants | 16 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #100 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #293 | pig-iron bracers | 1 |
| #213 | plexiglass pants | 1 |
| #212 | plexiglass pendant | 1 |
| #129 | quantum taco | 269 |
| #137 | reflection of a map | 4 |
| #808 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #14 | sharpened hubcap | 6 |
| #23 | slime-covered compass | 1 |
| #202 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 1 |
| #529 | slow jam collection | 8 |
| #116 | smoking grass | 781 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #967 | spectre scepter | 32 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #553 | stuffed martini | 15 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #100 | tiny black hole | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #959 | untamable turtle | 2 |
| #1117 | unusual disco ball | 2 |
| #687 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 12 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #911 | white class ring | 2 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |