| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #409 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1677 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #280 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #294 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #3592 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2025 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #2761 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #437 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #517 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #323 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 4 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #179 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #259 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #153 | Zim Merman's guitar | 5 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #1555 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #488 | around the world | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #224 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #77 | beaten-up Chucks | 7 |
| #768 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #127 | bottle of Ooze-O | 11 |
| #227 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 31 |
| #6710 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #252 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #197 | chunk of rock salt | 21 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #515 | cog | 42 |
| #124 | cog and sprocket assembly | 5 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #198 | commemorative war stein | 303 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #438 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #444 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #1470 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #453 | duct tape | 80 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #232 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #796 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 7 |
| #1637 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #115 | fancy seashell necklace | 279 |
| #551 | figurine of a cold seal | 8 |
| #161 | filthy lucre | 173 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #339 | flange | 7 |
| #102 | floaty pebbles | 4 |
| #179 | floaty sand | 118 |
| #328 | frayed rope belt | 4 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #3890 | grue egg | 3 |
| #4481 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #158 | handful of pine needles | 84 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #944 | hobo nickel | 54 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #359 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #104 | oil of oiliness | 13 |
| #434 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #131 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #90 | ornate ancient cursed key | 3 |
| #313 | panhandle panhandling hat | 4 |
| #171 | peace-sign necklace | 2 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #318 | pirate pelvis | 9 |
| #747 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1037 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #253 | sewer nuggets | 89 |
| #176 | sewer wad | 14 |
| #109 | shimmering rainbow sand | 5 |
| #142 | shiny hood ornament | 9 |
| #169 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #485 | skeleton key | 9 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2769 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #619 | spring | 19 |
| #608 | sprocket | 22 |
| #292 | stench wad | 10 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #406 | sunken chest | 30 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4228 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #322 | turtle pheromones | 10 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #80 | unfortunate dumplings | 8 |
| #1297 | valuable trinket | 27 |
| #1492 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #585 | wang | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |