| #1227 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #412 | Bjorn's Hammer | 1 |
| #343 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #1675 | Boss Bat bling | 1 |
| #282 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 2 |
| #293 | C.H.U.M. chum | 1 |
| #310 | C.H.U.M. knife | 3 |
| #3598 | Crown of the Goblin King | 2 |
| #534 | Danglin' Chad's loincloth | 1 |
| #1938 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #2027 | Drowsy Sword | 3 |
| #145 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #2765 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 4 |
| #438 | Mace of the Tortoise | 1 |
| #518 | Maxwell's Silver Hammer | 2 |
| #323 | Mr. Joe's bangles | 4 |
| #216 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #175 | Prelude of Precision | 1 |
| #2543 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #262 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #154 | Zim Merman's guitar | 5 |
| #181 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| #1567 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #486 | around the world | 1 |
| #478 | asbestos sword | 1 |
| #227 | battered hubcap | 1 |
| #77 | beaten-up Chucks | 7 |
| #766 | bit of clingfilm | 5 |
| #127 | bottle of Ooze-O | 11 |
| #227 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 31 |
| #6715 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #527 | chintzy turtle brooch | 1 |
| #254 | chrome helmet turtle | 1 |
| #198 | chunk of rock salt | 21 |
| #72 | clockwork claws | 1 |
| #747 | clockwork key | 1 |
| #52 | clockwork pirate skull | 1 |
| #65 | clockwork spine | 1 |
| #513 | cog | 42 |
| #124 | cog and sprocket assembly | 5 |
| #716 | comfy coffin | 1 |
| #199 | commemorative war stein | 303 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #437 | corncob pipe | 2 |
| #443 | cup of infinite pencils | 2 |
| #1475 | disassembled clover | 2 |
| #532 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #1677 | drywall axe | 2 |
| #454 | duct tape | 80 |
| #129 | duct tape dockers | 1 |
| #93 | duct tape fedora | 1 |
| #233 | duct tape sword | 1 |
| #5139 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #798 | empty Cloaca-Cola bottle | 7 |
| #1641 | facsimile dictionary | 2 |
| #115 | fancy seashell necklace | 279 |
| #553 | figurine of a cold seal | 8 |
| #163 | filthy lucre | 173 |
| #498 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #338 | flange | 7 |
| #103 | floaty pebbles | 4 |
| #179 | floaty sand | 118 |
| #328 | frayed rope belt | 4 |
| #188 | gatorskin umbrella | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #3896 | grue egg | 3 |
| #4484 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #158 | handful of pine needles | 84 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #947 | hobo nickel | 54 |
| #432 | lucky bottlecap | 2 |
| #361 | natty blue ascot | 1 |
| #2264 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
| #104 | oil of oiliness | 13 |
| #435 | orange peel hat | 1 |
| #132 | ornate ancient cursed chest | 2 |
| #91 | ornate ancient cursed key | 3 |
| #314 | panhandle panhandling hat | 4 |
| #172 | peace-sign necklace | 2 |
| #332 | pine tar | 1 |
| #318 | pirate pelvis | 9 |
| #749 | rusty chain necklace | 2 |
| #1033 | sawblade shield | 1 |
| #253 | sewer nuggets | 89 |
| #176 | sewer wad | 14 |
| #109 | shimmering rainbow sand | 5 |
| #143 | shiny hood ornament | 9 |
| #172 | simple ancient cursed key | 1 |
| #483 | skeleton key | 9 |
| #511 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #2844 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #2771 | spectre scepter | 4 |
| #387 | spooky bindle | 2 |
| #617 | spring | 19 |
| #606 | sprocket | 22 |
| #292 | stench wad | 10 |
| #493 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #2246 | string of red beads | 1 |
| #407 | sunken chest | 30 |
| #500 | teeny-tiny ninja stars | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #8188 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1550 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #1531 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1732 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
| #8209 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8248 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4475 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8172 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #990 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8217 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8150 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8183 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8090 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1738 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4597 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8125 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8066 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8198 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4465 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4451 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1558 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8222 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8157 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8133 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #442 | tube sock | 1 |
| #320 | turtle pheromones | 10 |
| #131 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #80 | unfortunate dumplings | 8 |
| #1297 | valuable trinket | 27 |
| #1497 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #586 | wang | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |