| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2317 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #219 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1537 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #569 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #628 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #453 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #245 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #230 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1053 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #618 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #218 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #100 | asbestos stick | 2 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #314 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1059 | box | 1 |
| #5905 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #181 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1219 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #735 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #447 | dead guy's watch | 12 |
| #256 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #80 | foreign box | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #549 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #195 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #391 | goat | 1 |
| #5336 | grue egg | 1 |
| #346 | guy made of bee pollen | 8 |
| #395 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #304 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #16 | jingle bell | 2 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #132 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #125 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #998 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #193 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2714 | pet rock | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #919 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #1165 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1723 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #412 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #169 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #459 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #126 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #1094 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #591 | small box | 1 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1368 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #547 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #997 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2525 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #877 | towel | 8 |
| #84 | unstable DNA | 532 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #150 | waterlogged crate | 1 |