| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #456 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #1074 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1119 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #622 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #108 | asbestos stick | 2 |
| #1849 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1029 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1425 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #461 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #5907 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1224 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #736 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #449 | dead guy's watch | 12 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #309 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #80 | foreign box | 2 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #5338 | grue egg | 1 |
| #349 | guy made of bee pollen | 8 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #544 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #16 | jingle bell | 2 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #134 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #127 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #1004 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #1339 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #257 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #227 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #923 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #1168 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1729 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #416 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #461 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #1097 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #590 | small box | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #548 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #280 | star starfish | 1 |
| #1004 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8191 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3979 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4480 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8094 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8220 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4497 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3876 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8186 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8058 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8068 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8111 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3994 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4450 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8159 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8136 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2527 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #880 | towel | 8 |
| #84 | unstable DNA | 532 |
| #1544 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |