| #1229 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #1504 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1119 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1010 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #530 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #2097 | CRIMBCO mug | 1 |
| #2314 | CRIMBCO scrip | 1 |
| #1938 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #1539 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 1 |
| #513 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #568 | Hippy Army MPE | 1 |
| #1287 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #629 | Knob Goblin lunchbox | 1 |
| #152 | Knob Kitchen grab-bag | 1 |
| #457 | Lars the Cyberian | 1 |
| #247 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #886 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 1 |
| #234 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #234 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #1073 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1038 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #1055 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 2 |
| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| 🥈 | Victor, the Insult Comic Hellhound Puppet | 1 |
| #771 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #1120 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #624 | alphabet gum | 1 |
| #219 | ancient cursed foot locker | 1 |
| #108 | asbestos stick | 2 |
| #1851 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #1030 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1426 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #113 | big slimy cyst | 1 |
| #462 | black picnic basket | 1 |
| #318 | blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #953 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #1053 | box | 1 |
| #5911 | box of sunshine | 4 |
| #92 | box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #180 | box-in-the-box-in-the-box | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #27 | coal paperweight | 1 |
| #1226 | cocoa egg | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #737 | corrupted data | 1 |
| #449 | dead guy's watch | 12 |
| #255 | duct tape wallet | 1 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| #310 | fertilized ghuol egg | 1 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #80 | foreign box | 2 |
| #577 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #196 | gilded ancient cursed chest | 1 |
| #394 | goat | 1 |
| #5341 | grue egg | 1 |
| #349 | guy made of bee pollen | 8 |
| #396 | handful of numbers | 1 |
| #543 | hideous egg | 2 |
| #306 | hovering sombrero | 1 |
| #16 | jingle bell | 2 |
| #633 | large box | 1 |
| #134 | linoleum crossbow string | 1 |
| #128 | linoleum sword hilt | 1 |
| #1009 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #195 | makeshift crane | 1 |
| #1340 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #256 | pack of chewing gum | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #234 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #191 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #323 | plain brown wrapper | 1 |
| #937 | pork elf goodies sack | 5 |
| #1170 | potato sprout | 1 |
| #1732 | really dense meat stack | 1 |
| #417 | rewinged stab bat | 1 |
| #170 | rockfish stomach | 1 |
| #462 | sabre-toothed lime cub | 1 |
| #124 | secret from the future | 1 |
| #1098 | sleeping snowy owl | 1 |
| #1273 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #590 | small box | 1 |
| #2845 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #1367 | spooky cosmetics bag | 1 |
| #550 | spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #988 | squirming egg sac | 1 |
| #281 | star starfish | 1 |
| #1007 | stray chihuahua | 2 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1964 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #3991 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4313 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #3125 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3834 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3075 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3960 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3915 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3065 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3929 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3858 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4544 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4025 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8216 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3943 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8255 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8131 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4482 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8179 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8224 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3179 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3914 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4499 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3879 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3912 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3927 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8154 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8193 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8098 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8064 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4599 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8132 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8073 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8203 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8105 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8117 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3998 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4348 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8102 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4467 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3895 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3839 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8228 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8163 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8142 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4041 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3863 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4484 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2528 | toothsome rock | 1 |
| #881 | towel | 8 |
| #84 | unstable DNA | 532 |
| #1548 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #151 | waterlogged crate | 1 |