| #474 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 3 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #481 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 2 |
| #240 | BGE pocket calendar | 3 |
| #373 | BGE shotglass | 18 |
| #675 | BGE temporary tattoo | 1 |
| #436 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 3 |
| #615 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 1 |
| #583 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 2 |
| #481 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 2 |
| #509 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 2 |
| #468 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 2 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #2309 | CRIMBCO scrip | 2 |
| #1937 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #175 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 12 |
| #163 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 13 |
| #179 | Chester's bag of candy | 1 |
| #81 | Chester's muscle shirt | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1233 | Crimbo candied pecan | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #496 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #905 | Knoll mushroom | 2 |
| #723 | Lucky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| #70 | Marquis de Poivre soda | 434 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #921 | Spooky Surprise Egg | 1 |
| 🥈 | Stabonic scroll | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
| #670 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 3 |
| #137 | The Ballad of Richie Thingfinder | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1218 | Trollhouse cookies | 2 |
| #1953 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 1 |
| #776 | Workytime Tea | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #410 | around the world | 2 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1427 | bath ball gift set | 1 |
| #436 | battered Crimbo Crate | 25 |
| #350 | black forest cake | 7 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1290 | blue plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2375 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2622 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #231 | bone chips | 84 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #4348 | box of sunshine | 11 |
| #519 | brown sugar cane | 3 |
| #540 | cactus fruit | 1 |
| #168 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 12 |
| #3284 | candy cane | 4 |
| #112 | candy kneecapping stick | 15 |
| #222 | candy knuckles | 9 |
| #765 | chorizo taco | 1 |
| #181 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 7 |
| #410 | clockwork key | 5 |
| #1104 | cocoa eggshell fragment | 3 |
| #374 | cold wad | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #662 | cranberries | 16 |
| #764 | desiccated apricot | 1 |
| #193 | dusty Crimbo crate | 47 |
| #2059 | eggnog | 3 |
| #1337 | elven cellocello | 15 |
| #830 | elven suicide capsule | 22 |
| #176 | ennui-flavored potato chips | 349 |
| #71 | fancy chocolate car | 36 |
| #736 | fetid feather | 1 |
| #1895 | filthy lucre | 2 |
| #497 | flamin' bindle | 1 |
| #856 | flaming feather | 1 |
| #789 | flirtatious feather | 1 |
| #597 | floaty sand | 13 |
| #460 | freezin' bindle | 1 |
| #776 | frightful feather | 1 |
| #726 | frozen feather | 2 |
| #946 | ghuol egg | 5 |
| #878 | ghuol guolash | 2 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #383 | glacial sapphire | 1 |
| #897 | glass of goat's milk | 1 |
| #233 | glistening fish meat | 1 |
| #782 | gr8ps | 1 |
| #772 | grapefruit | 1 |
| #829 | grapes | 1 |
| #406 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #1558 | herringcello | 10 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #435 | hobo nickel | 580 |
| #460 | hot wad | 1 |
| #1101 | hot wing | 6 |
| #604 | insanely spicy bean burrito | 1 |
| #168 | jawbruiser | 13 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #2544 | killing feather | 1 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1236 | lemon | 1 |
| #83 | licorice garrote | 19 |
| #836 | live wire | 1 |
| #533 | marshmallow | 15 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #729 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #970 | mauve striped oyster egg | 4 |
| #105 | misfit hobby horse | 1 |
| #963 | moxie weed | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #721 | olive | 2 |
| #265 | pair of bolt cutters | 9 |
| #313 | paperclip | 146 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1585 | penguin focaccia bread | 8 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1088 | poison pen | 1 |
| #1026 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #440 | prismatic wad | 1 |
| #88 | puce paisley oyster egg | 21 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1171 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 3 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #137 | rat scrapple | 1 |
| #470 | red paisley oyster egg | 7 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #384 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 9 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1965 | robotronic egg | 1 |
| #282 | roll of toilet paper | 364 |
| #25 | rope with some soap on it | 1 |
| #855 | royal jelly | 1 |
| #2409 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
| #578 | savoy truffle | 1 |
| #351 | sewer wad | 1 |
| #356 | sleaze wad | 1 |
| #512 | sleazy bindle | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #463 | slimy sweetbreads | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #555 | spooky bindle | 1 |
| #1417 | spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #399 | spooky wad | 1 |
| #148 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 8 |
| #446 | stench wad | 1 |
| #492 | stinkin' bindle | 1 |
| #3088 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #708 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 18 |
| #722 | t8r tots | 2 |
| #437 | throwing wrench | 9 |
| #122 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 5 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #149 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 3 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 5 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #113 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 5 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #151 | tiny plastic fax machine | 3 |
| #3955 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3949 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #145 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 3 |
| #263 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 4 |
| #109 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 5 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #2174 | toast | 69 |
| #1135 | tomato | 1 |
| #202 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 6 |
| #634 | twinkly wad | 51 |
| #546 | uncooked chorizo | 3 |
| #695 | unidentified jerky | 1 |
| #598 | vinegar-soaked lemon slice | 2 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |