moonbeams

RankItemQuantity
#100A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 32
#1119CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1)1
#1013CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2)1
#1053CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3)1
#1020CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4)1
#1009CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5)1
#529CRIMBCO lanyard1
#1761CRIMBCO mug2
#1938CRIMBCO wine1
#1190CRIMBCOLOAF4
#910Crimbo Candy Cookbook4
#1353Crimbo candied pecan1
#1380Crimbo fudge1
#1366Crimbo peppermint bark1
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#2245Crimbuck19
#850Jack-in-the-box4
#120Moonds1
#13Moonshine Mohobo15
#944Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster7
#951Tales of a Kansas Toymaker1
#967The Joy of Wassailing1
#183Uncle Crimbo's Rations7
#59Uncle Hobo's highest bough1
#262anniversary balloon4
🥈anniversary balsa wood socks1
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
🥈anniversary concrete fedora1
🥈anniversary safety glass vest1
🥈anniversary tiny latex mask1
#518bacon bath ball1
#681bejeweled cufflinks4
#86blob-shaped Crimbo cookie51
#6bottle of moontan lotion27
#228burrowgrub hive1
#1029candy knuckles3
#1089cheap elven gloves2
#557chocolate cigar1
#203chunk of depleted Grimacite50
#662circular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#385deluxe fax machine1
#507depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick1
#1152designer handbag1
#241dusty Crimbo crate41
🥈elven moonshine2,893
#508elven socks9
#193elven whittling knife1
#906enchanted leopard-print barbell7
#600fancy opera glasses5
#431festive holiday hat10
#984giant designer sunglasses1
#84gingerbread house6
#224glow-in-the-dark dart gun1
#152glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub1
#263glow-in-the-dark wristwatch1
#411gray bow tie17
#878heart-shaped balloon3
#1560herringcello10
#626holiday cheese log2
#513incense bath ball1
#178leftover Crimbo rations1
#145miniature antlers1
#53misfit dolly2
#48misfit hobby horse2
#52misfit teddy bear2
#21moon-amber2
#142moonberry wine cooler2
🥉moonglasses507
#248myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball1
#1125night-vision goggles1
#807pair of bolt cutters4
#319pair of ragged claws1
#848paperclip11
#102paperclip cape1
#98paperclip pants1
#90paperclip turban1
#100paperclip-on tie1
#363parasitic claw1
#227parasitic headgnawer1
#233parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#308patent leather shoes22
#1107penguin focaccia bread17
#88plastic Crimbo reindeer7
#1230pocketwatch on a chain1
#834poison pen2
#187psycho sweater2
#271pulsing flesh11
#2723rubber WWBD? bracelet2
#3663rubber WWJD? bracelet1
#2766rubber WWSPD? bracelet2
#1177sandwich of the gods5
#103scissor duck1
#806sleeping stocking1
#271space jam1
#1978spade necklace3
#106spandex anniversary shorts1
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
#74string of Crimbo lights7
#1500stuffed Baron von Ratsworth23
#1843stuffed Cheshire bitten27
#4867stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech7
#2066stuffed Meat11
#3555stuffed angry cow12
#7877stuffed baby gravy fairy2
#165stuffed bandersnatch1
#4160stuffed cocoabo9
#4960stuffed flaming gravy fairy7
#4054stuffed frozen gravy fairy10
#4055stuffed hand turkey10
#874stuffed key57
#5304stuffed mind flayer6
#2332stuffed mink7
#1536stuffed monocle23
#3806stuffed scary death orb11
#5795stuffed sleazy gravy fairy5
#4741stuffed snowy owl7
#5326stuffed spooky gravy fairy6
#3734stuffed stinky gravy fairy11
#1025stuffed teddy butler44
#1517stuffed tin of caviar23
#1403stuffed treasure chest23
#4015stuffed undead elbow macaroni10
#424stuffed zmobie2
#295throbbing rage gland1
#928throwing wrench5
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#621tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#266toe jam1
#188traffic jam2
#657triangular CRIMBCOOKIE3
#833twitching claw6

Wow, that's 4,259 items total!

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