| #100 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #1762 | CRIMBCO mug | 2 |
| #1940 | CRIMBCO wine | 1 |
| #1190 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 4 |
| #911 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 4 |
| #1351 | Crimbo candied pecan | 1 |
| #1381 | Crimbo fudge | 1 |
| #1367 | Crimbo peppermint bark | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #2245 | Crimbuck | 19 |
| #850 | Jack-in-the-box | 4 |
| #118 | Moonds | 1 |
| #13 | Moonshine Mohobo | 15 |
| #944 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 7 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #183 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 7 |
| #59 | Uncle Hobo's highest bough | 1 |
| #262 | anniversary balloon | 4 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #517 | bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #682 | bejeweled cufflinks | 4 |
| #86 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 51 |
| #6 | bottle of moontan lotion | 27 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1030 | candy knuckles | 3 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #555 | chocolate cigar | 1 |
| #203 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 50 |
| #662 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1151 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #241 | dusty Crimbo crate | 41 |
| 🥈 | elven moonshine | 2,893 |
| #508 | elven socks | 9 |
| #194 | elven whittling knife | 1 |
| #906 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 7 |
| #600 | fancy opera glasses | 5 |
| #431 | festive holiday hat | 10 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #84 | gingerbread house | 6 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #263 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #412 | gray bow tie | 17 |
| #878 | heart-shaped balloon | 3 |
| #1561 | herringcello | 10 |
| #626 | holiday cheese log | 2 |
| #511 | incense bath ball | 1 |
| #178 | leftover Crimbo rations | 1 |
| #145 | miniature antlers | 1 |
| #53 | misfit dolly | 2 |
| #48 | misfit hobby horse | 2 |
| #52 | misfit teddy bear | 2 |
| #21 | moon-amber | 2 |
| #142 | moonberry wine cooler | 2 |
| 🥉 | moonglasses | 507 |
| #248 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #807 | pair of bolt cutters | 4 |
| #319 | pair of ragged claws | 1 |
| #848 | paperclip | 11 |
| #103 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #91 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #101 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #309 | patent leather shoes | 22 |
| #1106 | penguin focaccia bread | 17 |
| #88 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 7 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #834 | poison pen | 2 |
| #187 | psycho sweater | 2 |
| #271 | pulsing flesh | 11 |
| #2723 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2767 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #1175 | sandwich of the gods | 5 |
| #103 | scissor duck | 1 |
| #806 | sleeping stocking | 1 |
| #270 | space jam | 1 |
| #1977 | spade necklace | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1103 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #74 | string of Crimbo lights | 7 |
| #1502 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 23 |
| #1842 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 27 |
| #4868 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #2068 | stuffed Meat | 11 |
| #3557 | stuffed angry cow | 12 |
| #7878 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #165 | stuffed bandersnatch | 1 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #4962 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #4057 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 10 |
| #4057 | stuffed hand turkey | 10 |
| #874 | stuffed key | 57 |
| #5307 | stuffed mind flayer | 6 |
| #2331 | stuffed mink | 7 |
| #1537 | stuffed monocle | 23 |
| #3807 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #5798 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 5 |
| #4743 | stuffed snowy owl | 7 |
| #5327 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3733 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 11 |
| #1024 | stuffed teddy butler | 44 |
| #1519 | stuffed tin of caviar | 23 |
| #1404 | stuffed treasure chest | 23 |
| #4017 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #424 | stuffed zmobie | 2 |
| #295 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #265 | toe jam | 1 |
| #188 | traffic jam | 2 |
| #658 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #833 | twitching claw | 6 |