| #71 | 100-Watt bulb | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #132 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 2 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #342 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #311 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #650 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #3209 | Crimbuck | 1 |
| #532 | Deactivated O. A. F. | 1 |
| #1689 | Feynman gate | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #353 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 5 |
| #1478 | abominable snowcone | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #769 | aspirin | 1 |
| #2065 | astronaut pants | 1 |
| #1842 | baby killer bee | 1 |
| #49 | beach ball marble | 1 |
| #642 | bed of coals | 1 |
| #436 | brick of sand | 1 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #1810 | carbon nanotube frame | 1 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #920 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #1827 | cyborg stompin' boot | 1 |
| #610 | gingerbread house | 1 |
| #1111 | high-resistance ultrapolymer plating | 1 |
| #2353 | immense cyborg hand | 1 |
| #1776 | ion grid | 1 |
| #1725 | logic synthesizer | 1 |
| #1349 | mad scientist's sock monkey | 1 |
| #76 | memory of a CA base pair | 1 |
| #56 | memory of a CG base pair | 2 |
| #29 | memory of a CT base pair | 3 |
| #17 | memory of a GT base pair | 8 |
| #89 | memory of an AG base pair | 1 |
| #70 | memory of an AT base pair | 2 |
| #33 | metallic foil bow | 1 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #42 | metallic foil radar dish | 1 |
| #2027 | monomolecular yo-yo | 1 |
| #144 | moxie magnet | 1 |
| #3706 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #3218 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #3425 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 1 |
| #637 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #91 | sandcastle | 1 |
| #600 | string of Crimbo lights | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #609 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 12 |
| #260 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 25 |
| #251 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 16 |
| #351 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 12 |
| #597 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 12 |
| #280 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 14 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #308 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 13 |
| #547 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 29 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #334 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 28 |
| #323 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 28 |
| #583 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 6 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #234 | tiny plastic Felonia | 17 |
| #585 | tiny plastic G Imp | 12 |
| #433 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 16 |
| #240 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 26 |
| #437 | tiny plastic Hellion | 16 |
| #662 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 11 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #383 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 11 |
| #418 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 16 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 22 |
| #290 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 22 |
| #318 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 21 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #392 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 17 |
| #533 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 13 |
| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #358 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 18 |
| #324 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 20 |
| #16 | tiny plastic Susie | 2 |
| #569 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 8 |
| #486 | tiny plastic The Man | 9 |
| #341 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 20 |
| #344 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 9 |
| #501 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 14 |
| #849 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 6 |
| #364 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 19 |
| #423 | tiny plastic angry goat | 37 |
| #299 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 21 |
| #271 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 24 |
| #324 | tiny plastic astronomer | 20 |
| #575 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 29 |
| #503 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 32 |
| #245 | tiny plastic beanbat | 25 |
| #311 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 12 |
| #631 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 26 |
| #345 | tiny plastic blooper | 19 |
| #201 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 31 |
| #486 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 14 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #466 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 35 |
| #462 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 34 |
| #556 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 8 |
| #737 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 10 |
| #366 | tiny plastic demoninja | 18 |
| #1094 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 5 |
| #374 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 18 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #260 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 23 |
| #488 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 14 |
| #399 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 17 |
| #339 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 19 |
| #614 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 27 |
| #835 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 21 |
| #514 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 32 |
| #431 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 16 |
| #547 | tiny plastic goth giant | 13 |
| #675 | tiny plastic grue | 25 |
| #390 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 17 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hermit | 10 |
| #528 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 31 |
| #440 | tiny plastic killer bee | 35 |
| #375 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 18 |
| #379 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 40 |
| #413 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 38 |
| #230 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 26 |
| #560 | tiny plastic mosquito | 29 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #255 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 26 |
| #408 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 10 |
| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #676 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 25 |
| #507 | tiny plastic sauceror | 9 |
| #445 | tiny plastic scary clown | 16 |
| #1030 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 5 |
| #254 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 25 |
| #249 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 26 |
| #258 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 24 |
| #516 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 31 |
| #326 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 20 |
| #427 | tiny plastic stab bat | 37 |
| #727 | tiny plastic star starfish | 23 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #300 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 29 |
| #435 | tiny plastic taco cat | 16 |
| #476 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 14 |
| #633 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 8 |
| #406 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 17 |
| #361 | tiny plastic warwelf | 18 |
| #257 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 25 |
| #453 | tiny plastic zmobie | 15 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #2475 | toy ray gun | 1 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #2262 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #1578 | unstable DNA | 14 |
| #134 | unwound clockwork grapefruit | 1 |
| #2591 | vibrating cyborg knife | 1 |