mr patterson

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#116Überraschthexengebräu1
#112A muse-bouche1
#108ASCII fu manchu1
#134Agent Corrigan's cigarette1
#108BRICKO stud1
#83BUBBLE GUM1
#133Bangyomaman battle juice1
#100Charity's choker1
#115Cracklin' Oat Bran1
#88Dweebisol™ inhaler1
#124Enchanted Flyswatter1
#127Enchanted Plunger1
#170Fitspiration™ poster1
#137Fu Manchu Wax1
#164Gearhead Goo1
#133Gnollish Crossdress1
#120Iceberglar scarf1
#233Iiti Kitty Gumdrop1
#113Illuminati earpiece1
#199Knob Goblin Mutagen1
#83Kudzu slaw1
#113Leonard's glasses1
#115Lewd Lemmy Hair Oil1
#86Mansquito's blood1
#141Missing Eye Simulation Device1
#110Osk'r Chow1
#881Pokëmann figurine: Bloodkip1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Duck1
#592Pokëmann figurine: Frank1
#810Pokëmann figurine: Galumpagump1
#774Pokëmann figurine: Hoboking1
#797Pokëmann figurine: Kagosan1
#880Pokëmann figurine: Magikrap1
#565Pokëmann figurine: Moog1
#778Pokëmann figurine: Nothing1
#891Pokëmann figurine: Porkachu1
#580Pokëmann figurine: Shoggoth1
#899Pokëmann figurine: Smugleaf1
#897Pokëmann figurine: Twitter1
#866Pokëmann figurine: Vegemite1
#889Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth1
#140Red Army camouflage kit1
#108Redeye™ Eyedrops1
#98Rogue Windmill Rouge1
#118Scuba Snack1
#230Shivering Chèvre1
#179Skullery Maid's Knee1
#139Smart Bone Dust1
#166Stone Golem pebbles1
#237Tears of the Quiet Healer1
#82The Author's inkwell1
#1570Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette1
#1576Thwaitgold bee statuette1
#1016Thwaitgold butterfly statuette1
#214Thwaitgold caterpillar statuette6
#1152Thwaitgold woollybear statuette1
#187White Chocolate Golem Seeds1
#123alien autoautopsy kit1
#97alien hologram projector1
#171artisanal hand-squeezed wheatgrass juice1
#114assassin's cheese knife1
#89bag of random words1
#86baggie of regular-sized tardigrades1
#98baloney rotgut1
#117batarang1
#156black friar's tonsure1
#160black magic powder1
#2563black paisley oyster egg1
#2110black plastic oyster egg1
#2088black polka-dot oyster egg1
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#195blob of acid1
#155blue oyster badge1
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#2376blue polka-dot oyster egg1
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#122booby trap1
#117bottle of Red-Out1
#235brigand brittle1
#97bronze polish1
#110bubblin' chemistry solution1
#118bucket of fish juice1
#158bull blubber1
#144button rouge1
#73can of drain cleaner1
#86captured boozles1
#97carton of gaspers1
#112censored can label1
#129cheap clip-on ninja tie1
#82child-sized dracula cloak1
#180clove-flavored lip balm1
#125coal contact lenses1
#99compressed air canister1
#128conjured ice cream1
#122costume rental shop1
#104creepy nursery rhyme1
#100crident1
#114cube of ectoplasm1
#107damp bar rag1
#142dancing fan1
#114demonic surgical gloves1
#76devil-summoning hat1
#109disposable lighter1
#85drinks tray1
#137ectoplasm au jus1
#173eldritch dough1
#158electric copperhead potion1
#133embezzler's oil1
#208enchanted muesli1
#77eyebrow lifter1
#120filthy armor1
#101filthy monkey head1
#219fireclutch1
#100flashy pirate dreadlocks1
#165flask of rainwater1
#202flayed mind1
#100forest spirit rattle1
#129frog lip-print1
#108funky eyepatch1
#134gamer slurry1
#140garbage juice slurpee1
#105gazely stare1
#161giant breath mint1
#161giant neckbeard1
#259giant tube of black lipstick1
#162gilt perfume bottle1
#199glass of gnat milk1
#188glass of warm milk1
#229gold toothbrush1
#86good ash1
#93government-issue identification badge1
#110grease trap1
#123grey cube1
#102grimy lab coat1
#109hand of cards1
#120handful of fire1
#118handful of stubble1
#121handyman "hand soap"1
#113haunted flame1
#77hawkface potion1
#161holiday log1
#208holistic headache remedy1
#140hustler shades1
#111icy hairspray1
#89infrablack lipstick1
#93invisibility cream1
#97iron torso box1
#218janglin' bones1
#83janitor's mop1
#119jazzy cigarette holder1
#197kobold kibble1
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#2308lavender plastic oyster egg1
#2029lavender polka-dot oyster egg1
#1767lavender striped oyster egg1
#120leather glove1
#92little red .epub file1
#138lucky cat's paw1
#102lump of goofball ore1
#164lynyrd skinner toothblack1
#326magical pony: Dusk Shiny5
#236magical pony: Pearjack7
#247magical pony: Rosey Cake8
#236magical pony: Shutterfly8
#278magical pony: Spectrum Dash6
#231magical pony: Uniquity8
#1984mauve paisley oyster egg1
#2254mauve plastic oyster egg1
#1847mauve polka-dot oyster egg1
#2384mauve striped oyster egg1
#108mercenary headband1
#118muscle oil1
#139ninja eyeblack1
#132ninja fear powder1
#108novelty fruit hat1
#1365off-white paisley oyster egg1
#2535off-white plastic oyster egg1
#1735off-white polka-dot oyster egg1
#1583off-white striped oyster egg1
#109oil-filled donut1
#119one glove1
#171page of the Necrohobocon1
#172perpendicular guano1
#123pickpocket protector1
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#122plague pie1
#162plastic Jefferson wings1
#110plunge-leg1
#110porkpocket1
#2035puce paisley oyster egg1
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#2254puce polka-dot oyster egg1
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#169punk patch1
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#216pygmy papers1
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#85radioactive spider venom1
#103ravenous eye1
#2228red paisley oyster egg1
#2537red plastic oyster egg1
#2206red polka-dot oyster egg1
#1647red striped oyster egg1
#82red-hot jawbreaker1
#156salt water taffy1
#187scrunchie tourniquet1
#236secret mummy herbs and spices1
#109shamanic ham1
#77shopkeeper beard1
#164short deposition1
#70silent A1
#139silent B1
#59silent C1
#63silent D1
#57silent E1
#77silent F1
#64silent G1
#136silent H1
#203silent I1
#173silent J1
#46silent K1
#150silent L1
#191silent M1
#70silent N1
#242silent O1
#213silent P1
#87silent Q1
#62silent R1
#69silent S1
#65silent T1
#64silent U1
#75silent V1
#123silent W1
#186silent X1
#67silent Y1
#121silent Z1
#154sinister-looking cat1
#243skelelton spine1
#206skeletal banana1
#102skeleton beans1
#132smellbook1
#183smut orc sunglasses1
#136space marine flash grenade1
#106spare neck bolts1
#127spicy jerky stick1
#158spooky gravy fairy warlock hat1
#94spray chrome1
#173steampunk potion1
#119stick-on gnome beard1
#95straw pole1
#3153stuffed Baron von Ratsworth1
#8943stuffed Cheshire bitten1
#8947stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech1
#3123stuffed Meat1
#167stuffed Mob Penguin1
#8866stuffed angry cow1
#8981stuffed astral badger1
#8954stuffed baby gravy fairy1
#164stuffed bandersnatch1
#1467stuffed can of asparagus1
#162stuffed carpenter1
#162stuffed caterpillar1
#8836stuffed cocoabo1
#1877stuffed crazy bastard sword1
#1582stuffed dodecapede1
#201stuffed dodo1
#8928stuffed flaming gravy fairy1
#8974stuffed frozen gravy fairy1
#956stuffed ghuol whelp1
#8984stuffed hand turkey1
#2690stuffed key1
#1971stuffed martini1
#8919stuffed mind flayer1
#3082stuffed mink1
#3122stuffed monocle1
#1716stuffed ninja snowman1
#205stuffed pocketwatch1
#142stuffed porpoise1
#8945stuffed scary death orb1
#8965stuffed sleazy gravy fairy1
#8806stuffed snowy owl1
#8886stuffed spooky gravy fairy1
#247stuffed stab bat1
#8884stuffed stinky gravy fairy1
#3144stuffed teddy butler1
#3117stuffed tin of caviar1
#2713stuffed treasure chest1
#179stuffed walrus1
#555stuffed yo-yo1
#777stuffed zmobie1
#146temporary tribal tattoo1
#88temporary yak tattoo1
#101the kindest cold cut1
#198tiny canopic jar1
#631tiny die-cast Bashful the Reindeer3
#624tiny die-cast CrimboTown Toy Factory3
#617tiny die-cast Doc the Reindeer3
#221tiny die-cast Don Crimbo3
#613tiny die-cast Dopey the Reindeer3
#215tiny die-cast Father Crimbo3
#228tiny die-cast Father Crimborg3
#612tiny die-cast Grumpy the Reindeer3
#614tiny die-cast Happy the Reindeer3
#214tiny die-cast Rudolphus of Crimborg3
#611tiny die-cast Sleepy the Reindeer3
#605tiny die-cast Sneezy the Reindeer3
#184tiny die-cast Swiss hen3
#225tiny die-cast Uncle Hobo3
#604tiny die-cast Unionize the Elves Sign3
#620tiny die-cast Zeppo the Reindeer3
#186tiny die-cast arc-welding Elfborg3
#189tiny die-cast blade a-spinning3
#191tiny die-cast death ray in a pear tree3
#623tiny die-cast factory worker elf3
#603tiny die-cast gift-wrapping elf3
#162tiny die-cast golden ring3
#205tiny die-cast goose a-laying3
#186tiny die-cast killing bird3
#606tiny die-cast middle-management elf3
#616tiny die-cast pencil-pusher elf3
#182tiny die-cast ribbon-cutting Elfborg3
#615tiny die-cast stocking-stuffer elf3
#175tiny die-cast swarm a-swarming3
#190tiny die-cast turtle mech3
#650tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#3991tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf1
#1418tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear1
#3936tiny plastic Axe Wound1
#3116tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth1
#1156tiny plastic Battlesuit Bugbear Type1
#1161tiny plastic Beebee King1
#3178tiny plastic Beelzebozo1
#385tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#267tiny plastic Big Candy1
#3945tiny plastic Black Knight1
#3180tiny plastic Bonerdagon1
#42tiny plastic Boris1
#3081tiny plastic Boss Bat1
#796tiny plastic Bugbear Captain1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#83tiny plastic Captain Kerkard1
#1328tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter1
#8195tiny plastic Cheshire bat1
#221tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™1
#1157tiny plastic Clancy the Minstrel1
#620tiny plastic Crimbo Casino1
#4313tiny plastic Crimbo elf1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#2899tiny plastic Crimbo wreath1
#88tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva1
#101tiny plastic Crimbomega1
#576tiny plastic Crimbomination1
#87tiny plastic Crimborgatron1
#101tiny plastic Crimbot1
#1550tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram1
#636tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#826tiny plastic Duke Starkiller1
#85tiny plastic Ed the Undying1
#1328tiny plastic Father McGruber1
#3126tiny plastic Felonia1
#284tiny plastic Fudge Wizard1
#3834tiny plastic G Imp1
#175tiny plastic GORM-81
#88tiny plastic Gaia'ajh-dsli Ak'lwej1
#799tiny plastic Gary Claybender1
#3957tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser1
#3879tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester1
#1358tiny plastic Hank North, Photojournalist1
#3913tiny plastic Hellion1
#3886tiny plastic Iiti Kitty1
#795tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker1
#49tiny plastic Jarlsberg1
#169tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S.1
#3075tiny plastic Knob Goblin King1
#3961tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter1
#3874tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl1
#3916tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist1
#3898tiny plastic Knott Yeti1
#77tiny plastic Knows About Chakras1
#73tiny plastic Krampus1
#778tiny plastic Lord Flameface1
#215tiny plastic MechaElf1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#1318tiny plastic Norville Rogers1
#3865tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy1
#75tiny plastic Professor What1
#3873tiny plastic Protagonist1
#1140tiny plastic Queen Bee1
#772tiny plastic Rene C. Corman1
#83tiny plastic Rudolph the Red1
#1343tiny plastic Scott the Miner1
#1530tiny plastic Scream Queen1
#51tiny plastic Sneaky Pete1
#3908tiny plastic Spam Witch1
#3895tiny plastic Spunky Princess1
#49tiny plastic Susie1
#91tiny plastic Tammy the Tambourine Elf1
#3065tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski1
#3069tiny plastic The Man1
#68tiny plastic The Silent Nightmare1
#172tiny plastic Toybot1
#3929tiny plastic Trouser Snake1
#2948tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#238tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku1
#1121tiny plastic Wu Tang the Betrayer1
#3859tiny plastic XXX pr0n1
#77tiny plastic Your Brain1
#303tiny plastic abominable fudgeman1
#4545tiny plastic accordion thief1
#111tiny plastic ambulatory robo-minecart1
#1733tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll1
#4025tiny plastic angry bugbear1
#8219tiny plastic angry goat1
#1376tiny plastic angry space marine1
#78tiny plastic angry vikings1
#3943tiny plastic anime smiley1
#244tiny plastic animelf1
#3979tiny plastic apathetic lizardman1
#3981tiny plastic astronomer1
#8258tiny plastic baby gravy fairy1
#73tiny plastic bad vibe1
#8132tiny plastic barrrnacle1
#1360tiny plastic batbugbear1
#3968tiny plastic beanbat1
#1363tiny plastic bee swarm1
#1368tiny plastic beebee gunners1
#1349tiny plastic beebee queue1
#4482tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar1
#1354tiny plastic black ops bugbear1
#1329tiny plastic blazing bat1
#8181tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball1
#3927tiny plastic blooper1
#3958tiny plastic brainsweeper1
#3912tiny plastic briefcase bat1
#1344tiny plastic bugaboo1
#1345tiny plastic buzzerker1
#1357tiny plastic cavebugbear1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#8101tiny plastic cocoabo1
#8225tiny plastic coffee pixie1
#265tiny plastic colollilossus1
#3180tiny plastic conservationist hippy1
#3915tiny plastic cubist bull1
#3940tiny plastic demoninja1
#4502tiny plastic disco bandit1
#3879tiny plastic drunk goat1
#101tiny plastic exo-suited miner1
#1017tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#3847tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus1
#3912tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker1
#1130tiny plastic fire servant1
#3925tiny plastic fluffy bunny1
#71tiny plastic four-shadowed mime1
#3927tiny plastic fruit golem1
#8158tiny plastic fuzzy dice1
#8194tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick1
#8101tiny plastic ghuol whelp1
#3904tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers1
#1738tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire1
#3863tiny plastic goth giant1
#8066tiny plastic grue1
#3897tiny plastic handsome mariachi1
#4600tiny plastic hermit1
#428tiny plastic hobo elf1
#8132tiny plastic howling balloon monkey1
#1341tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear1
#8074tiny plastic killer bee1
#3894tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box1
#8204tiny plastic leprechaun1
#8106tiny plastic levitating potato1
#3842tiny plastic lobsterfrogman1
#71tiny plastic mime executive1
#73tiny plastic mime functionary1
#72tiny plastic mime scientist1
#74tiny plastic mime soldier1
#1346tiny plastic moneybee1
#8119tiny plastic mosquito1
#1338tiny plastic mumblebee1
#1037tiny plastic mutant elf1
#3998tiny plastic ninja snowman1
#4348tiny plastic pastamancer1
#1138tiny plastic peacannon1
#67tiny plastic protector spectre1
#8104tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime1
#4467tiny plastic sauceror1
#3896tiny plastic scary clown1
#4452tiny plastic seal clubber1
#102tiny plastic semi-autonomous drill unit1
#3852tiny plastic senile lihc1
#1559tiny plastic skeletal reindeer1
#3954tiny plastic smarmy pirate1
#1127tiny plastic spiderbugbear1
#3839tiny plastic spiny skelelton1
#8229tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton1
#3939tiny plastic spooky vampire1
#8165tiny plastic stab bat1
#8143tiny plastic star starfish1
#585tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#979tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#4041tiny plastic sweet nutcracker1
#3864tiny plastic taco cat1
#226tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf1
#1120tiny plastic the Free Man1
#3863tiny plastic topiary golem1
#314tiny plastic trollipop1
#4484tiny plastic turtle tamer1
#3844tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni1
#193tiny plastic warbear1
#178tiny plastic warbear fortress1
#3875tiny plastic warwelf1
#3855tiny plastic whitesnake1
#3851tiny plastic zmobie1
#86tomato soup poster1
#92totally sweet mohawk helmet1
#75tube of pendulum lube1
#81tube of villain white1
#106turtle mud1
#184una poca de gracia1
#141unholy water1
#128vial of swamp vapors1
#172voodoo glowskull1
#122votive candle1
#87warehouse clerk's glasses1
#82warehouse walkie-talkie1
#73wrestling mask1
#73x-ray mirror1
#1801yellow paisley oyster egg1
#2819yellow plastic oyster egg1
#1329yellow polka-dot oyster egg1
#1637yellow striped oyster egg1
#187zombie hollandaise1

Wow, that's 638 items total!

what items are this player missing?