| #610 | Angry Farmer candy | 103 |
| 🥇 | Book of Old-Timey Carols | 1 |
| #54 | Boulevardier cocktail | 6 |
| #759 | Breathetastic™ Premium Canned Air | 5 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #174 | Chester's cutoffs | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #89 | Chester's sunglasses | 1 |
| #23 | Comprehensive Cartographic Compendium | 1 |
| #42 | Crimbo Carol tattoo kit | 1 |
| #45 | Crimbo Cheer tattoo kit | 1 |
| #44 | Crimbo Commerce tattoo kit | 1 |
| #95 | Crimbo Factory surprise box | 31 |
| 🥈 | Crimbo smile | 1 |
| #16 | Crimbo stockings | 1 |
| #211 | Frosty's carrot | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
| #120 | Frosty's snowball sack | 1 |
| #87 | Hodgman's almanac | 1 |
| #118 | Hodgman's bow tie | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #144 | Hodgman's porkpie hat | 1 |
| #26 | Hotwire™ brand candy rope | 10 |
| #34 | January's Garbage Tote (unopened) | 1 |
| #36 | MayDay™ contract | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #271 | Penultimate Fantasy chest | 95 |
| #21 | Retrospecs try-at-home kit | 1 |
| #54 | Rock Garden Guide | 1 |
| #50 | S.I.T. Course Voucher | 1 |
| 🥇 | SalesCo sample kit | 1 |
| #26 | Satan hat | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 1 | 8 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 2 | 8 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 3 | 8 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 4 | 8 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 5 | 8 |
| 🥈 | The Night Before Crimbo, Ch. 6 | 8 |
| #62 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 13 |
| #182 | Zombo's grievous greaves | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| #2610 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #533 | awful poetry journal | 141 |
| #26 | baby camelCalf | 1 |
| #9 | barrel-aged eggnog | 5 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #29 | box o' ghosts | 1 |
| #57 | boxed autumn-aton | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #119 | candy harmonica | 5 |
| #440 | chaos butterfly | 377 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #76 | closed-circuit phone system | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #948 | cranberries | 5 |
| #261 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #80 | cursed monkey glove | 1 |
| #49 | designer sweatpants (new old stock) | 1 |
| #57 | drive-thru burger | 6 |
| 🥈 | emotion chip | 6 |
| #436 | floaty sand | 30 |
| #16 | fruit bat | 1 |
| #414 | furry fur | 158 |
| #33 | fuzzy polar bear ears | 1 |
| #16 | gilded trumpet | 1 |
| #25 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 6 |
| #18 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 6 |
| #53 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 4 |
| #496 | gr8ps | 5 |
| #559 | grapefruit | 4 |
| #559 | grapes | 6 |
| #8 | grey gosling | 4 |
| #5 | hand-crafted candy cane | 4 |
| #150 | hardened slime hat | 1 |
| #143 | hardened slime pants | 1 |
| #306 | heavy D | 297 |
| #36 | hermedisiac cologne | 3 |
| #32 | imported lemon lozenge | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #329 | kiwi | 2 |
| #50 | lemon | 2,260 |
| #23 | miniature goose mask | 1 |
| #63 | multi-level marzipan | 7 |
| #52 | mummified entombed cookbookbat | 1 |
| #351 | olive | 26 |
| #44 | orange | 2,151 |
| #304 | original G | 279 |
| #10 | packaged June cleaver | 3 |
| #59 | packaged Jurassic Parka | 1 |
| #12 | packaged backup camera | 2 |
| #24 | packaged knock-off retro superhero cape | 1 |
| #59 | packaged model train set | 1 |
| #196 | pair of ragged claws | 2 |
| #755 | papaya | 6 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #581 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 26 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #328 | plot hole | 444 |
| #17 | poncho de azucar | 1 |
| #154 | powdered powdered sugar | 4 |
| #24 | power seed | 1 |
| #35 | prescription teeth whitener | 3 |
| #225 | pulsing flesh | 13 |
| #20 | red-spotted snapper roe | 1 |
| #164 | rigid carapace | 20 |
| #792 | scroll of drastic healing | 27 |
| #25 | shortest-order cook | 1 |
| #65 | shrink-wrapped 2002 Mr. Store Catalog | 1 |
| #67 | shrink-wrapped Cincho de Mayo | 1 |
| #31 | sinistral homunculus | 1 |
| #79 | sleeping patriotic eagle | 1 |
| #19 | snowpack | 1 |
| #768 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 66 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #547 | strawberry | 14 |
| #2717 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 17 |
| #2311 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 21 |
| #2621 | stuffed angry cow | 18 |
| #3755 | stuffed astral badger | 11 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3113 | stuffed cocoabo | 14 |
| #2012 | stuffed doppelshifter | 3 |
| #2589 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2943 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 16 |
| #1635 | stuffed hand turkey | 32 |
| #2882 | stuffed mind flayer | 16 |
| #2593 | stuffed scary death orb | 19 |
| #3413 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 3 |
| #2364 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2951 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #3394 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 13 |
| #2336 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 21 |
| #2460 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 20 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #643 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 20 |
| #216 | sugar banana | 1 |
| #206 | sugar cherry | 1 |
| #211 | sugar lime | 1 |
| #519 | thin black candle | 205 |
| #60 | throbbing rage gland | 5 |
| #16 | tinsel orb | 1 |
| #27 | tiny glowing red nose | 1 |
| #2846 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 2 |
| #1410 | tiny plastic Ancient Unspeakable Bugbear | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #1490 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 3 |
| #1317 | tiny plastic Charity the Zombie Hunter | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic Crimbo caroler | 1 |
| #41 | tiny plastic Crimbo cheer | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Crimbodhisattva | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #780 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1467 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #2195 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 3 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #44 | tiny plastic Mirth | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #39 | tiny plastic Penny | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #2160 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 3 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 2 |
| #6127 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #1123 | tiny plastic beebee gunners | 2 |
| #6175 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #2792 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic bugaboo | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic goth giant | 2 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1334 | tiny plastic hypodermic bugbear | 1 |
| #6160 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic multi-level marketer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #2140 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 3 |
| #6188 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2787 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #698 | tomato | 18 |
| #455 | twitching claw | 10 |
| #35 | undamaged Unbreakable Umbrella | 1 |
| #44 | unopened tiny stillsuit | 1 |
| #497 | unstable DNA | 104 |