| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #931 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 1 |
| #1448 | Corpse Island iced tea | 2 |
| #751 | Crimbo pie | 1 |
| #312 | Divine | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #512 | Frat Army FGF | 1 |
| #606 | Gaia beads | 1 |
| #441 | Gnomitronic Hyperspatial Demodulizer | 1 |
| #233 | Gordon Bennett | 1 |
| #1436 | Green Clover of Justice | 1 |
| #1867 | Imp Ale | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #691 | Jolly Roger charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #523 | Lockenstock™ sandals | 1 |
| #1757 | Mad Train wine | 1 |
| #304 | Mae West | 1 |
| #346 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #508 | Oil of Parrrlay | 1 |
| #843 | Orcish baseball cap | 1 |
| #791 | Orcish cargo shorts | 1 |
| #784 | Orcish frat-paddle | 1 |
| #611 | PADL Phone | 1 |
| #938 | Ram's Face Lager | 1 |
| #974 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #753 | Typical Tavern swill | 1 |
| #705 | a little sump'm sump'm | 1 |
| #501 | accidental cider | 1 |
| #630 | ballroom blintz | 1 |
| #389 | banana smoothie | 1 |
| #798 | beer bomb | 5 |
| #557 | beer helmet | 2 |
| #784 | beertini | 1 |
| #618 | bejeweled pledge pin | 2 |
| #20 | big boom | 122 |
| #2562 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2108 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #462 | black spot | 1 |
| #158 | blended frozen swill | 1 |
| #3060 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 3 |
| #1032 | bloody beer | 1 |
| #620 | bloody mary | 1 |
| #253 | blue plastic baby | 1 |
| #1675 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #222 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 6 |
| #981 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #318 | bottle of Calcutta Emerald | 2 |
| #307 | bottle of Definit | 2 |
| #385 | bottle of Jorge Sinsonte | 1 |
| #307 | bottle of Lieutenant Freeman | 2 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #623 | bottle of Pinot Renoir | 1 |
| #513 | bottle of cooking sherry | 1 |
| #1327 | bottle of gin | 1 |
| #410 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #340 | bottle of sake | 1 |
| #597 | bottle of sewage schnapps | 2 |
| #1262 | bottle of vodka | 1 |
| #771 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 1 |
| #299 | boxed champagne | 2 |
| #1626 | buckyball | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #117 | caipifruta | 1 |
| #533 | calle de miel | 1 |
| #1590 | can of Binarrrca | 2 |
| #553 | can of Swiller | 1 |
| #132 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #746 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #1313 | canteen of wine | 7 |
| #529 | carbonated soy milk | 1 |
| #145 | charrrm bracelet | 1 |
| #480 | chocolate filthy lucre | 5 |
| #410 | chocolate spurs | 1 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #534 | clay peace-sign bead | 2 |
| #290 | cocktail onion | 1 |
| #1271 | coconut shell | 1 |
| #551 | colorful plastic ball | 8 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1809 | corpsetini | 1 |
| #457 | cup of primitive beer | 1 |
| #505 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #1526 | disco ball | 3 |
| #1105 | disturbing fanfic | 23 |
| #439 | divine champagne flute | 6 |
| #265 | dry martini | 1 |
| #211 | dry vodka martini | 1 |
| #516 | ducha de oro | 1 |
| #921 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 2 |
| #943 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #929 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 2 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #1813 | elven limbos gingerbread | 1 |
| #1587 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #540 | energy drink IV | 1 |
| #253 | especially salty dog | 1 |
| #508 | extra-spicy bloody mary | 1 |
| #1085 | eyepatch | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #568 | fancy seashell necklace | 1 |
| #655 | ferret bait | 1 |
| #527 | filthy poultice | 1 |
| #742 | fine wine | 2 |
| #792 | flavored foot massage oil | 2 |
| #730 | flute of flat champagne | 2 |
| #494 | foam noodle | 1 |
| #265 | foon | 1 |
| #130 | fruity girl swill | 1 |
| #603 | fuzzbump | 1 |
| #132 | gibson | 1 |
| #274 | gimlet | 1 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #35 | gnashing teeth | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #729 | gray bow tie | 8 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #547 | grog | 1 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #626 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #407 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #359 | handful of pine needles | 4 |
| #542 | handful of sand | 13 |
| #509 | handful of sawdust | 3 |
| #398 | handful of walnuts | 2 |
| #1995 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #488 | heart-shaped balloon | 11 |
| #1241 | herb brownies | 1 |
| #239 | hippy herbal tea | 2 |
| #548 | hippy medical kit | 1 |
| #352 | horizontal tango | 2 |
| #1604 | ice-cold Willer | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #504 | keg shield | 1 |
| #1688 | kite | 2 |
| #1085 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #808 | lavender striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #670 | leotarrrd | 1 |
| #319 | love song of vague ambiguity | 1 |
| #228 | lumbering jack | 1 |
| #1208 | magical ice cubes | 1 |
| #308 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #479 | margarita | 1 |
| #665 | martini | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1260 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #199 | megatofu | 42 |
| #118 | mimosette | 1 |
| #499 | monkey wrench | 1 |
| #1681 | mylar scout drone | 1 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #528 | ocean motion | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1370 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #255 | old-fashioned | 1 |
| #481 | oozenog | 7 |
| #617 | oversized pipe | 1 |
| #1558 | pack of KWE trading card | 1 |
| #528 | papaya sling | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #106 | parisian cathouse | 1 |
| #560 | patent leather shoes | 11 |
| #246 | peace-sign necklace | 1 |
| #779 | penguin thesaurus | 8 |
| #501 | perforated battle paddle | 2 |
| #472 | perpendicular hula | 1 |
| #723 | phat turquoise bead | 2 |
| #1145 | photoprotoneutron torpedo | 1 |
| #593 | pink pony | 1 |
| #728 | pirate pelvis | 1 |
| #751 | plastic passion fruit | 1 |
| #213 | plum wine | 1 |
| #1713 | possessed top | 2 |
| #484 | pretty bouquet | 2 |
| #1588 | pretty flower | 4 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #2102 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #119 | rabbit punch | 1 |
| #2248 | razor-tipped yo-yo | 1 |
| #2537 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1646 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #513 | redrum | 1 |
| #483 | reinforced beaded headband | 2 |
| #690 | reodorant | 2 |
| #207 | right half of a heart necklace | 3 |
| #806 | rigid carapace | 6 |
| #1103 | roboduck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #453 | rockin' wagon | 1 |
| #493 | roll in the hay | 1 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #2720 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #642 | rum and cola | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #682 | safarrri hat | 1 |
| #586 | sake bomb | 7 |
| #853 | salty dog | 1 |
| #622 | salty slug | 1 |
| #394 | sand dollar | 3 |
| #335 | sangria | 1 |
| #278 | sausage bomb | 4 |
| #683 | scented massage oil | 1 |
| #588 | screwdriver | 1 |
| #410 | shiny hood ornament | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #231 | shot of blackberry schnapps | 1 |
| #305 | shot of flower schnapps | 1 |
| #719 | shot of grapefruit schnapps | 1 |
| #403 | shot of orange schnapps | 6 |
| #173 | shot of peach schnapps | 1 |
| #167 | shot of pear schnapps | 1 |
| #608 | shot of tomato schnapps | 2 |
| #721 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #318 | sinister altar fragment | 1 |
| #547 | slap and tickle | 1 |
| #426 | slip 'n' slide | 1 |
| #859 | snifter of thoroughly aged brandy | 2 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #372 | spiced rum | 1 |
| #423 | spork | 3 |
| #895 | star | 3 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #695 | strawberry daiquiri | 1 |
| #463 | strawberry wine | 1 |
| #7000 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 3 |
| #4855 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 7 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #4828 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #4568 | stuffed astral badger | 8 |
| #5762 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #907 | stuffed can of asparagus | 2 |
| #3907 | stuffed cocoabo | 10 |
| #905 | stuffed dodecapede | 2 |
| #2480 | stuffed doppelshifter | 2 |
| #3816 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 11 |
| #4298 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 9 |
| #950 | stuffed ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1951 | stuffed gray blob | 4 |
| #5281 | stuffed hand turkey | 6 |
| #3558 | stuffed mind flayer | 12 |
| #661 | stuffed ninja snowman | 6 |
| #83 | stuffed sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #2451 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 6 |
| #4288 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 9 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #5799 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #3041 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3560 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 12 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #965 | swashbuckling pants | 1 |
| #224 | tangarita | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
| #96 | teqiwila | 1 |
| #259 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #436 | tequila sunrise | 1 |
| #125 | tequila sunset | 1 |
| #347 | tequila with training wheels | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #6228 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #8144 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #6150 | tiny plastic mosquito | 2 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #124 | tropical swill | 1 |
| #951 | twitching claw | 5 |
| #1506 | unstable DNA | 16 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #1908 | useless powder | 1 |
| #1296 | valuable trinket | 27 |
| #639 | vodka and cranberry | 1 |
| #126 | vodka and tonic | 1 |
| #100 | vodka gibson | 1 |
| #464 | vodka martini | 1 |
| #257 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #509 | war tongs | 1 |
| #853 | water pipe bomb | 3 |
| #471 | water wings | 1 |
| #646 | whiskey and cola | 1 |
| #411 | whiskey and soda | 1 |
| #104 | whiskey bittersweet | 1 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #790 | white Canadian | 1 |
| #740 | white chocolate chip cookies | 1 |
| #961 | white chocolate chips | 1 |
| #415 | wine spritzer | 1 |
| #335 | yellow brick road | 1 |
| #1177 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 2 |
| #2816 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1327 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1061 | yellow striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #147 | zmobie | 1 |