| #82 | Atomic Comic | 4 |
| #574 | BGE shotglass | 12 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #358 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 3 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #917 | CRIMBCO mug | 10 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #518 | Crimbuck | 2,000 |
| #841 | Dickory Farms Gift Basket | 6 |
| #310 | Frosty's frosty mug | 5 |
| #6 | Junior Adventurer's merit badge | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #253 | Lars the Cyberian | 2 |
| #885 | Pokëmann figurine: Vermouth | 1 |
| #129 | Red Pill | 3 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #672 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #6 | STYX deodorant body spray | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #109 | adhesive tape dolly | 1 |
| #85 | ancient cursed foot locker | 4 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #46 | arrowgram | 144 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #806 | bath ball gift set | 5 |
| #313 | beholed bedsheet | 3 |
| #546 | bejeweled cufflinks | 6 |
| #519 | bottle of Blank-Out | 12 |
| #501 | breaded beer | 1 |
| #404 | bubbly potion | 24 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1345 | cheap elven gloves | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #3271 | club necklace | 1 |
| #1180 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #1463 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #317 | cranberry schnapps | 2 |
| #488 | cursed black pearl onion | 1 |
| #302 | cursed piece of thirteen | 2 |
| #1362 | diamond necklace | 5 |
| #2835 | eggnog | 1 |
| #733 | empty agua de vida bottle | 102 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #377 | fancy canapés | 1 |
| #810 | fancy opera glasses | 2 |
| #1428 | festive holiday hat | 1 |
| #350 | festive sausage | 6 |
| #201 | fizzy potion | 93 |
| #729 | garish pinky ring | 3 |
| #859 | giant designer sunglasses | 2 |
| #239 | giant glass of brandy | 2 |
| #52 | gilded ancient cursed key | 5 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #935 | green clay bead | 2 |
| #209 | handful of numbers | 2 |
| #1647 | heart necklace | 4 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #483 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #689 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2795 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #215 | marshmallow flambé | 3 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #1468 | old sweatpants | 12 |
| #2437 | oozenog | 1 |
| #69 | palm-frond capris | 2 |
| #127 | palm-frond cloak | 2 |
| #396 | palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #88 | palm-frond whip | 2 |
| #974 | paperclip | 7 |
| #105 | paperclip cape | 1 |
| #141 | paperclip sproinger | 1 |
| #92 | paperclip turban | 1 |
| #102 | paperclip-on tie | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #666 | peanut brittle shield | 1 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #499 | red-and-green sweater | 3 |
| #2142 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #2790 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #2119 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 3 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #86 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #417 | slimy sweetbreads | 3 |
| #812 | slow jam collection | 4 |
| #205 | smoky potion | 93 |
| #207 | soy cordial | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1163 | spectre scepter | 25 |
| #1712 | stainless steel suspenders | 1 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #1556 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 21 |
| #3674 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #5251 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #1403 | stuffed Meat | 27 |
| #4253 | stuffed angry cow | 9 |
| #4918 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #4888 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #6163 | stuffed cocoabo | 4 |
| #1162 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 4 |
| #4051 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 10 |
| #3796 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 11 |
| #5743 | stuffed hand turkey | 5 |
| #1500 | stuffed key | 20 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #4021 | stuffed mind flayer | 10 |
| #1646 | stuffed mink | 19 |
| #1802 | stuffed monocle | 16 |
| #5805 | stuffed scary death orb | 5 |
| #3950 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #3558 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 12 |
| #2952 | stuffed snowy owl | 15 |
| #5315 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3997 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 10 |
| #2222 | stuffed teddy butler | 9 |
| #1795 | stuffed tin of caviar | 16 |
| #1484 | stuffed treasure chest | 20 |
| #5312 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 6 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #463 | tiny maracas | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #444 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #2492 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 7 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #2896 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 4 |
| #4887 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 3 |
| #6173 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3335 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #6082 | tiny plastic grue | 2 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #3897 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #3964 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 4 |
| #6171 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 2 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic mosquito | 3 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #2600 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #6123 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1124 | tiny shaker of salt | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #8 | trusty torch | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #613 | witch hat | 1 |
| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |