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| #208 | Alewife™ Ale | 4 |
| #1538 | Angry Farmer candy | 9 |
| #368 | Better Than Cuddling Cake | 5 |
| #528 | Bit O' Ectoplasm | 3 |
| #104 | Boozehounds Anonymous token | 10 |
| #589 | Cold Hots candy | 7 |
| #963 | Daffy Taffy | 25 |
| #193 | Feng Shui for Big Dumb Idiots | 68 |
| #182 | Gummi-DNA | 6 |
| #524 | Gummi-Gnauga | 3 |
| #249 | Happy Birthday, Claude! cake | 5 |
| #343 | Knob pasty | 1 |
| #347 | Miniborg Destroy-O-Bot | 1 |
| #1957 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 10 |
| #246 | Nayztameetjoo trading card | 1 |
| #233 | Princess Rutabaga trading card | 1 |
| #2056 | Rock Pops | 9 |
| #1319 | Senior Mints | 1 |
| #322 | Steal This Candy | 6 |
| #482 | Sugar Cog | 3 |
| #900 | Tasty Fun Good rice candy | 30 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1526 | Valentine | 6 |
| #1358 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 4 |
| #1683 | Yummy Tummy bean | 64 |
| #805 | abominable snowcone | 8 |
| #407 | alphabet gum | 3 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #176 | bazookafish bubble gum | 15 |
| #94 | beach glass bead | 77 |
| #88 | berry-infused sake | 1 |
| #88 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 50 |
| #980 | borg sock monkey | 1 |
| #22 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 11 |
| #331 | bottle of ultravitamins | 1 |
| #485 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 2 |
| #6714 | box of sunshine | 2 |
| #98 | breath mint | 78 |
| #2374 | brick | 2 |
| #13 | can of franks 'n' beans | 17 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #644 | candied kobold | 4 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #621 | candy brain | 3 |
| #824 | canteen of wine | 25 |
| #147 | cheap cigar butt | 20 |
| #1089 | cheap elven gloves | 2 |
| #939 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #81 | citrus-infused sake | 1 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #919 | cyborg doll | 1 |
| #404 | daisy | 5 |
| #190 | decorative fountain | 57 |
| #507 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #75 | dew yoana salacious lei | 1 |
| #998 | diamond necklace | 7 |
| #380 | dirty hobo gloves | 56 |
| #265 | dull fish scale | 13 |
| #1268 | elven limbos gingerbread | 5 |
| #977 | elven moonshine | 7 |
| #1396 | elven socks | 1 |
| #855 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #146 | filthy knitted dread sack | 70 |
| #101 | filthy pestle | 43 |
| #78 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 30 |
| #899 | gray bow tie | 5 |
| #882 | green balloon | 1 |
| #115 | hemp string | 208 |
| #2084 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| #1604 | iGoogly | 1 |
| #137 | irradiated candy cane | 24 |
| #459 | knuckle sandwich | 50 |
| #48 | lion oil | 52 |
| #666 | maple syrup | 3 |
| #495 | marshmallow | 20 |
| #73 | melon-infused sake | 1 |
| #361 | mugcake | 5 |
| #63 | oozenog | 31 |
| #93 | ovoid leather thing | 163 |
| #492 | party hat | 3 |
| #164 | patchouli incense stick | 186 |
| #759 | patent leather shoes | 7 |
| #670 | penguin thesaurus | 10 |
| #168 | phat turquoise bead | 58 |
| #156 | piece of wedding cake | 65 |
| #511 | pile of gold coins | 1 |
| #1498 | pixellated candy heart | 3 |
| #399 | potted cactus | 5 |
| #153 | potted fern | 5 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| #444 | pulsing flesh | 8 |
| #103 | reodorant | 138 |
| #499 | rigid carapace | 9 |
| #576 | roasted marshmallow | 40 |
| #620 | roboduck-on-a-string | 2 |
| #2146 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 3 |
| #1836 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 4 |
| #3658 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2735 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 2 |
| #72 | salacious lychee chuhai | 1 |
| #77 | salacious screwdiver | 1 |
| #16 | seaode | 102 |
| #52 | slug of rum | 48 |
| #43 | slug of shochu | 63 |
| #120 | slug of vodka | 6 |
| #1623 | spade necklace | 4 |
| #111 | spooky pirate skeleton | 13 |
| #684 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #4506 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 8 |
| #410 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #5266 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 6 |
| #4835 | stuffed angry cow | 7 |
| #2883 | stuffed astral badger | 16 |
| #4895 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 7 |
| #577 | stuffed can of asparagus | 5 |
| #4485 | stuffed cocoabo | 8 |
| #578 | stuffed dodecapede | 5 |
| #4307 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 9 |
| #3072 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2934 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #4947 | stuffed mind flayer | 7 |
| #714 | stuffed ninja snowman | 5 |
| #3807 | stuffed scary death orb | 11 |
| #3387 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 13 |
| #3642 | stuffed snowy owl | 11 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #3545 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4016 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 10 |
| #158 | tambourine bells | 56 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #450 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #899 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 2 |
| #3989 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3932 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #2810 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4310 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1747 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 3 |
| #3874 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3882 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #2793 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 2 |
| #108 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 8 |
| #2764 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #2829 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #2158 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #4543 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4021 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #4841 | tiny plastic angry goat | 3 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3977 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic astronomer | 2 |
| #4862 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #2573 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 2 |
| #2493 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #88 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 8 |
| #3968 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #6239 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 2 |
| #2096 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 2 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1824 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 3 |
| #2801 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #99 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 8 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 6 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 4 |
| #2803 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 2 |
| #1764 | tiny plastic goth giant | 4 |
| #3945 | tiny plastic grue | 4 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2707 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #3306 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 5 |
| #3902 | tiny plastic killer bee | 4 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4876 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #2728 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #3323 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #106 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 8 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4346 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #2610 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 2 |
| #2171 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #6200 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 2 |
| #6128 | tiny plastic stab bat | 2 |
| #6166 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #107 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 7 |
| #4037 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3860 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2700 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 2 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #2814 | tofurkey leg | 1 |
| #300 | toothbrush | 3 |
| #899 | toy deathbot | 1 |
| #455 | twitching claw | 10 |
| #472 | unstable DNA | 110 |
| #365 | urinal cake | 5 |
| #903 | white balloon | 1 |
| #398 | white chocolate and tomato pizza | 5 |
| #65 | white chocolate chips | 238 |
| #63 | white lightning | 403 |
| #452 | white picket fence | 7 |
| #51 | white rice | 67 |
| #53 | white satin pants | 106 |
| #69 | white satin shield | 43 |
| #68 | white snake skin | 203 |
| #77 | white sword | 98 |
| #159 | windchimes | 73 |