| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #280 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #257 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #224 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #297 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #227 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #2228 | Ancient Saucehelm | 1 |
| #378 | Angelhair Culottes | 3 |
| #1221 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #215 | BRICKO eye brick | 147 |
| #377 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 3 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1120 | CRIMBCO scrip | 40 |
| #117 | Chester's Aquarius medallion | 1 |
| #968 | Colander of Em-er'il | 3 |
| #1040 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 3 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #1168 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 3 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2384 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #83 | Frosty's arm | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #723 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 1 |
| #1139 | Heimandatz's heart | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #208 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #1197 | Jack-in-the-box | 1 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #721 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #230 | Morbidda trading card | 1 |
| #726 | Newman's Own Trousers | 1 |
| #215 | Ol' Scratch's ash can | 1 |
| #101 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #197 | Ol' Scratch's ol' britches | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #187 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 1 |
| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #100 | Oscus's flypaper pants | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #195 | Oscus's pelt | 1 |
| #665 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 11 |
| #770 | Red Rover BB gun | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #1607 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 2 |
| #522 | Schrödinger's thermos | 20 |
| #772 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 2 |
| #601 | The Art of Slapfighting | 1 |
| #683 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 1 |
| #967 | The Joy of Wassailing | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| #700 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #509 | Yakisoba's hat | 3 |
| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #354 | bejeweled cufflinks | 12 |
| #58 | bottle of Goldschnöckered | 1 |
| #110 | bronze handcuffs | 1 |
| #1347 | club necklace | 5 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1149 | designer handbag | 1 |
| #2463 | diamond necklace | 2 |
| #153 | empty agua de vida bottle | 1,254 |
| #537 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 12 |
| #364 | fancy opera glasses | 11 |
| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #426 | garish pinky ring | 10 |
| #518 | giant designer sunglasses | 7 |
| #1994 | heart necklace | 3 |
| #696 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #139 | ivory cue ball | 1 |
| #41 | jingle bell | 1 |
| #1050 | kneecapping stick | 7 |
| #100 | lewd playing card | 22 |
| #999 | macaroni duck | 2 |
| #90 | mariachi toothpaste | 1 |
| #802 | pack of KWE trading card | 4 |
| #36 | puzzling ribbon | 1 |
| #457 | quantum taco | 20 |
| #549 | red-and-green sweater | 2 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #3657 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #2765 | rubber WWSPD? bracelet | 2 |
| #821 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 9 |
| #596 | sandwich of the gods | 12 |
| #71 | silver keg | 1 |
| #214 | slime-soaked brain | 1 |
| #128 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 2 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #1272 | slow jam collection | 1 |
| #2491 | spade necklace | 2 |
| #337 | spaghetti cult mask | 1 |
| #326 | spaghetti cult rosary | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #149 | spangly mariachi pants | 4 |
| #155 | spangly mariachi vest | 2 |
| #169 | spangly sombrero | 3 |
| #2249 | stainless steel slacks | 1 |
| #686 | stick of "gum" | 2 |
| #2293 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 8 |
| #1901 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 26 |
| #408 | stuffed Hodgman | 1 |
| #2412 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #2760 | stuffed Meat | 3 |
| #7761 | stuffed angry cow | 2 |
| #2436 | stuffed astral badger | 20 |
| #2244 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 23 |
| #2306 | stuffed cocoabo | 21 |
| #1867 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 1 |
| #2589 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 19 |
| #2122 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 24 |
| #1918 | stuffed hand turkey | 27 |
| #2518 | stuffed key | 2 |
| #3190 | stuffed mind flayer | 14 |
| #1167 | stuffed mink | 36 |
| #1289 | stuffed monocle | 31 |
| #3409 | stuffed scary death orb | 13 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #3057 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 15 |
| #2438 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 20 |
| #1323 | stuffed teddy butler | 30 |
| #1231 | stuffed tin of caviar | 34 |
| #1918 | stuffed treasure chest | 9 |
| #1898 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 27 |
| #1091 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 7 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #1477 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 5 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #1517 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 12 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #1750 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #1252 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 6 |
| #827 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 9 |
| #1763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 4 |
| #1261 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 6 |
| #1756 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 4 |
| #2161 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 3 |
| #1482 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 5 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 6 |
| #2116 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 3 |
| #1446 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #1436 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 5 |
| #2133 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 3 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #1468 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 5 |
| #2153 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 3 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1508 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 5 |
| #2506 | tiny plastic angry goat | 7 |
| #2189 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 3 |
| #650 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 11 |
| #1440 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #1999 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 9 |
| #1510 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 12 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic beanbat | 6 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #2849 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 6 |
| #1234 | tiny plastic blooper | 6 |
| #1476 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 5 |
| #1065 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 7 |
| #1287 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 14 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 11 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 4 |
| #1240 | tiny plastic demoninja | 6 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 5 |
| #1228 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 6 |
| #2201 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2180 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 3 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 3 |
| #1659 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 11 |
| #2515 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 7 |
| #1829 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 10 |
| #1708 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 4 |
| #1233 | tiny plastic goth giant | 6 |
| #1655 | tiny plastic grue | 11 |
| #1049 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 7 |
| #2252 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 8 |
| #1615 | tiny plastic killer bee | 11 |
| #1458 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 5 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #1394 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 13 |
| #2725 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 2 |
| #2005 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #1639 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 11 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #2167 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 3 |
| #1241 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 6 |
| #1211 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 6 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #2013 | tiny plastic stab bat | 9 |
| #1817 | tiny plastic star starfish | 10 |
| #1080 | tiny plastic taco cat | 7 |
| #1722 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 4 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #1478 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 5 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #2104 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 3 |
| #1047 | tiny plastic zmobie | 7 |
| #1533 | unusual disco ball | 1 |