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| #1782 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #215 | Frosty's old silk hat | 1 |
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| #1670 | Iron Beta of Industry | 1 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #127 | Ol' Scratch's infernal pitchfork | 1 |
| #52 | Ol' Scratch's stovepipe hat | 2 |
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| #187 | Oscus's dumpster waders | 1 |
| #8 | Oscus's neverending soda | 1 |
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| #27 | Staff of the Grease Trap | 1 |
| #85 | Staff of the Greasefire | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #91 | Staff of the Midnight Snack | 1 |
| #65 | Staff of the Short Order Cook | 1 |
| #77 | Staff of the Teapot Tempest | 1 |
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| #1250 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 1 |
| #895 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 3 |
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| #62 | Zombo's shield | 2 |
| #85 | Zombo's skull ring | 1 |
| #520 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 3 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #172 | crystallized memory | 2 |
| #55 | dwarvish war helmet | 1 |
| #46 | dwarvish war kilt | 1 |
| #48 | dwarvish war mattock | 1 |
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| #882 | elven suicide capsule | 21 |
| #218 | epic wad | 2 |
| #374 | extra-greasy slider | 5 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #53 | floaty gravel | 3 |
| #33 | floaty pebbles | 10 |
| #116 | floaty sand | 172 |
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| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #1387 | heart of the volcano | 2 |
| #1023 | herringcello | 19 |
| #19 | hobo dungarees | 1 |
| #385 | lewd playing card | 6 |
| #28 | old soft shoes | 1 |
| #400 | pair of bolt cutters | 7 |
| #1404 | passable elf mask | 3 |
| #752 | penguin focaccia bread | 23 |
| #118 | pig-iron bracers | 2 |
| #307 | pig-iron helm | 1 |
| #281 | pig-iron shinguards | 1 |
| #169 | pile of loose snow | 1 |
| #1030 | pork elf goodies sack | 4 |
| #1216 | really dense meat stack | 3 |
| #20 | rock lobster | 1 |
| #119 | seal-brain elixir | 11 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #136 | sealhide seal doll | 11 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #240 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 78 |
| #927 | throwing wrench | 5 |
| #285 | tin cup of mulligan stew | 4 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3171 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #620 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #577 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #632 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3827 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
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| #50 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
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| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
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| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
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| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
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| #3932 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
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| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
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| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
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| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
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| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
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| #66 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
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| #206 | world's smallest violin | 2 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |
| #7 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 2 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |