| #923 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 1 |
| #163 | Cerebral Cloche | 1 |
| #312 | Cerebral Crossbow | 1 |
| #188 | Cerebral Culottes | 1 |
| #1486 | Cloaca-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1418 | Cloaca-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1426 | Cloaca-Cola shield | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1495 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #1404 | Dyspepsi-Cola fatigues | 1 |
| #1415 | Dyspepsi-Cola helmet | 1 |
| #1375 | Dyspepsi-Cola shield | 1 |
| #371 | El Vibrato power sphere | 2 |
| #274 | Hell ramen | 12 |
| #570 | Jarlsberg's earring | 2 |
| #990 | Knob Goblin elite helm | 1 |
| #994 | Knob Goblin elite pants | 1 |
| #973 | Knob Goblin elite polearm | 1 |
| #1005 | Knob Goblin harem pants | 1 |
| #995 | Knob Goblin harem veil | 1 |
| #736 | Knob Goblin perfume | 1 |
| #2506 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 5 |
| #852 | The Big Book of Pirate Insults | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #158 | Tropical Crimbo Hat | 1 |
| #161 | Tropical Crimbo Shorts | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #248 | Uranium Omega of Temperance | 1 |
| #437 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 3 |
| #885 | antique greaves | 1 |
| #894 | antique helmet | 1 |
| #904 | antique shield | 1 |
| #947 | antique spear | 1 |
| #6544 | badass belt | 2 |
| #429 | balaclava | 1 |
| #631 | balaclava baklava | 1 |
| #669 | beer helmet | 1 |
| #1006 | big red clown nose | 1 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #965 | bloody clown pants | 1 |
| #3683 | bottle of goofballs | 3 |
| #142 | bow staff | 1 |
| #150 | bowlegged pants | 1 |
| #134 | bowler | 1 |
| #1104 | bugbear beanie | 1 |
| #1111 | bugbear bungguard | 1 |
| #591 | bullet-proof corduroys | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #547 | can of fake snow | 1 |
| #153 | cast-iron legacy paddle | 1 |
| #997 | cheap toaster | 2 |
| #102 | clockwork hat | 1 |
| #101 | clockwork pants | 1 |
| #46 | clockwork staff | 1 |
| #154 | clockwork trench coat | 1 |
| #780 | cold ninja mask | 1 |
| #508 | colored-light "necklace" | 1 |
| #849 | cornuthaum | 1 |
| #246 | cottage | 1 |
| #531 | disbelief suspenders | 1 |
| #583 | distressed denim pants | 1 |
| #763 | drum machine | 1 |
| #1823 | duct tape | 4 |
| #199 | extra-large palm-frond toupee | 1 |
| #999 | filthy corduroys | 1 |
| #971 | filthy knitted dread sack | 1 |
| #1010 | filthy lucre | 26 |
| #789 | foolscap fool's cap | 1 |
| #1457 | furry fur | 1 |
| #426 | furry pants | 1 |
| #1659 | fuzzy dice | 4 |
| #1639 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2410 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #1518 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 1 |
| #2536 | giant pinky ring | 1 |
| #154 | gnauga hide buckler | 1 |
| #148 | gnauga hide chaps | 1 |
| #202 | gnauga hide whip | 1 |
| #221 | gnocchetti di Nietzsche | 2 |
| #222 | grass blade | 1 |
| #193 | grass hat | 1 |
| #188 | grass skirt | 1 |
| #3465 | grue egg | 4 |
| #5198 | handful of confetti | 1 |
| #3380 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #183 | hobo fortress blueprints | 1 |
| #1251 | hobo nickel | 2 |
| #1000 | hot katana blade | 1 |
| #909 | ketchup hound | 1 |
| #492 | left half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #376 | los chinos | 1 |
| #246 | makeshift cape | 1 |
| #170 | makeshift skirt | 1 |
| #181 | makeshift turban | 1 |
| #789 | miner's helmet | 1 |
| #783 | miner's pants | 1 |
| #857 | ninja hot pants | 1 |
| #2034 | obsidian dagger | 5 |
| #38 | pair of twitching claws | 2 |
| #188 | palm-frond capris | 1 |
| #213 | palm-frond whip | 1 |
| #1585 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #364 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #229 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #190 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #609 | perforated battle paddle | 1 |
| #287 | pixel hat | 1 |
| #160 | pixel pants | 1 |
| #72 | pixel shield | 1 |
| #210 | pixel sword | 1 |
| #358 | polka-dot bow tie | 1 |
| #1185 | pool cue | 1 |
| #577 | reinforced beaded headband | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #366 | ring of adornment | 1 |
| #941 | ring of aggravate monster | 2 |
| #239 | ring of cold resistance | 2 |
| #376 | ring of conflict | 1 |
| #338 | ring of fire resistance | 1 |
| #140 | ring of gain strength | 4 |
| #1135 | ring of half-assed regeneration | 1 |
| #204 | ring of increase damage | 3 |
| #404 | roll in the hay | 2 |
| #635 | round purple sunglasses | 1 |
| #3634 | rubber WWBD? bracelet | 1 |
| #378 | scratch 'n' sniff UPC sticker | 1 |
| #422 | scratch 'n' sniff apple sticker | 1 |
| #448 | scratch 'n' sniff dragon sticker | 1 |
| #405 | scratch 'n' sniff rock band sticker | 1 |
| #411 | scratch 'n' sniff unicorn sticker | 1 |
| #398 | scratch 'n' sniff wrestler sticker | 1 |
| #2958 | shiny ring | 1 |
| #1154 | soft green echo eyedrop antidote | 7 |
| #2561 | spectre scepter | 5 |
| #309 | star buckler | 1 |
| #605 | star hat | 1 |
| #329 | star pants | 1 |
| #420 | star sword | 1 |
| #8926 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #6928 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 3 |
| #3171 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #6969 | stuffed angry cow | 3 |
| #7819 | stuffed astral badger | 2 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
| #7680 | stuffed cocoabo | 2 |
| #1574 | stuffed dodecapede | 1 |
| #7811 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #7018 | stuffed scary death orb | 3 |
| #8951 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8795 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #6985 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 3 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #7007 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #527 | stunt nuts | 1 |
| #508 | three-tiered wedding cake | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #85 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #3937 | tiny plastic angry goat | 4 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #3351 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 5 |
| #6126 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #4828 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #4864 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 3 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 2 |
| #4849 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 3 |
| #4800 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 3 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #2823 | tiny plastic grue | 6 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #2703 | tiny plastic hermit | 2 |
| #6135 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 2 |
| #6062 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #4865 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 3 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3992 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #3296 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 5 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #4889 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 3 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #4858 | tiny plastic stab bat | 3 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4038 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #2653 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 2 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic zmobie | 2 |
| #479 | tree skirt | 1 |
| #674 | turtle pheromones | 1 |
| #728 | urinal cake | 1 |
| #895 | vorpal blade | 1 |
| #902 | white balloon | 1 |
| #1247 | wolf mask | 1 |
| #893 | worthless gewgaw | 1 |
| #1158 | wrench bracelet | 1 |