Inconceivably OO

RankItemQuantity
#222Benetton's Medley of Diversity1
#74Boozehounds Anonymous token13
#1761CRIMBCO mug2
#1644CRIMBCO wine2
#2128CRIMBCOIDS mints2
#786CRIMBCOLOAF5
#1214Crimbo Candy Cookbook2
#172Crimbo candied pecan110
#182Crimbo fudge111
#165Crimbo peppermint bark118
#94Crimbo wreath6
#6Crimbomination Contraption1
#1539Dickory Farms Gift Basket1
#534Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration1
#540Jack-in-the-box10
#112Mer-kin pressureglobe1
#16Mint-in-box Moonthril Circlet1
#15Mint-in-box Moonthril Cuirass1
#11Mint-in-box Moonthril Flamberge1
#14Mint-in-box Moonthril Greaves1
#13Mint-in-box Moonthril Longbow1
#766Red Rover BB gun1
#187Tales of a Kansas Toymaker15
#598The Art of Slapfighting1
#443The Joy of Wassailing7
🥈The Spirit of Crimbo1
#1250Uncle Crimbo's Rations1
#916Zu Mannkäse Dienen1
#232ancient stone head1
#106ancient unspeakable fruitcake36
#227anniversary chutney sculpture1
#906antique shield1
#2064astronaut pants1
#91bark bracelet1
#1593barrrnacle3
#1425bath ball gift set1
#510bejeweled cufflinks7
#313bindlestocking9
#410bit of clingfilm10
#3058blob-shaped Crimbo cookie3
#82bone aperitif7
#247brown crock marble1
#294bucket of honey2
#155bumblebee marble1
#1590can of Binarrrca2
#485can of CRIMBCOLA6
#944can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce9
#1024candied yams8
#855candy cane42
#1062candy kneecapping stick3
#1465candy knuckles2
#49candy stake106
#508cement sandals2
#943cheap elven gloves3
#1338cheap plastic bottle opener3
#537chopsticks4
#1753circular CRIMBCOOKIE1
#1826cyborg stompin' boot1
🥇detour shield1
#297dragon snaps1
#2969easter egg balloon5
#210elephant stinger1
#1457elven limbos gingerbread3
#1122elven suicide capsule17
#405empty agua de vida bottle483
#2680evil teddy bear1
#216eye of the Tiger-lily1
#721fancy opera glasses3
#1427festive holiday hat1
#686festive sausage2
#1453friendly cheez blob1
#595fruitcake37
#727garish pinky ring3
#612gingerbread bugbear39
#111gingerbread horror41
#214gingerbread house3
#2417gingerbread mutant bugbear2
#867holiday cheese log1
#132imitation crab crate3
#43jar of anniversary jam1
#183long skinny balloon57
#240lump of diamond13
#1892magical ice cube with a fly in it1
#610marshmallow10
#45mass of wriggling tentacles1
#238memory of a G3
#136mother's secret recipe1
#156mummy costume49
#456nanite-infested candy cane31
#324nanite-infested eggnog14
#130nanite-infested fruitcake31
#102nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear37
#647night-vision goggles3
#648obsidian dagger28
#2436oozenog1
#956pack of KWE trading card3
#366palm frond13
#228parasitic headgnawer1
#234parasitic strangleworm1
#190parasitic tentacles1
#1057passable elf mask5
#517peanut brittle shield3
#706penguin focaccia bread24
#2716pet rock1
#108plastic Crimbo reindeer6
#27plush alielf1
#16plush alien hamsterpus1
#17plush dogcat1
#16plush ferrelf1
#34plush hamsterpus1
#17plush mutated alielephant1
#12plush mutated alielf1
#756pocketwatch on a chain4
#177pumpkinhead mask48
#613quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments1
#545red-and-green sweater2
#420rice bowl3
#106robot reindeer protocol B.L.I.T.Z.E.N.1
#104robot reindeer protocol C.O.M.E.T.1
#82robot reindeer protocol C.U.P.I.D.3
#64robot reindeer protocol D.A.N.C.E.R.6
#105robot reindeer protocol D.A.S.H.E.R.2
#67robot reindeer protocol D.O.N.N.E.R.8
#75robot reindeer protocol P.R.A.N.C.E.R.8
#66robot reindeer protocol R.U.D.O.L.P.H.6
#65robot reindeer protocol V.I.X.E.N.8
#1272rubber WWBD? bracelet6
#1836rubber WWJD? bracelet4
#762rubber WWSPD? bracelet10
#1730rubber WWtNSD? bracelet4
🥇rxr shield1
#638sawblade shield3
#55scissor duck2
#227shiny tribal beads3
#109slab of sponge4
#316sleeping stocking9
#102slime convention coupons2
#104slime convention flyers2
#146slime convention pin1
#108slime convention t-shirt2
#1063slow jam collection2
#208snapdragon pistil1
#1978spade necklace3
#338spaghetti cult mask1
#184spooky bark96
#166spooky eggnog23
#1103square CRIMBCOOKIE2
🥇stop shield1
#92string of Crimbo lights6
#2302stuffed Baron von Ratsworth8
#6296stuffed Cheshire bitten4
#5739stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech5
#1571stuffed Meat22
#3762stuffed angry cow11
#4282stuffed astral badger9
#4051stuffed baby gravy fairy10
#1768stuffed cocoabo28
#922stuffed crazy bastard sword6
#2944stuffed flaming gravy fairy16
#5826stuffed frozen gravy fairy5
#5292stuffed hand turkey6
#1315stuffed key27
#2671stuffed mind flayer18
#1284stuffed mink31
#2157stuffed monocle10
#4049stuffed scary death orb10
#1666stuffed sleazy gravy fairy31
#3106stuffed snowy owl14
#4308stuffed spooky gravy fairy9
#3196stuffed stinky gravy fairy14
#1762stuffed teddy butler17
#2026stuffed tin of caviar12
#1374stuffed treasure chest24
#5781stuffed undead elbow macaroni5
#1487support cummerbund1
#531throwing wrench8
#100tiny black hole1
#649tiny plastic 11 Dealer1
#384tiny plastic Best Game Ever1
#445tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ1
#4232tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer1
#635tiny plastic Don Crimbo1
#1056tiny plastic Mob Penguin1
#403tiny plastic Mr. Mination1
#2947tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo1
#989tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite1
#1018tiny plastic fat stack of cash1
#428tiny plastic fax machine1
#427tiny plastic hobo elf1
#1036tiny plastic mutant elf1
#584tiny plastic stocking mimic1
#978tiny plastic strand of DNA1
#1014tofurkey gravy8
#1009tofurkey leg8
#2083toothsome rock2
#2475toy ray gun1
#478tree skirt1
#1157triangular CRIMBCOOKIE2
#442tube sock1
#1104twitching claw4
#417unearthly onyx1
#1066unstable DNA35
#664unusual disco ball4
#176vampire glitter2
#266vampire pearl1
#1143vinegar13
#406wumpus hair2

Wow, that's 2,441 items total!

what items are this player missing?