| #582 | "DRINK ME" potion | 2 |
| #680 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #785 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #196 | BRICKO eye brick | 214 |
| #30 | BRICKO turtle | 3 |
| #846 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #154 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #137 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 8 |
| #102 | Beach Buck | 47 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1502 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1474 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1479 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2738 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #775 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #238 | Knob Goblin love potion | 63 |
| #528 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #1133 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #738 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #255 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #1570 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #638 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1013 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #737 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #1722 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #951 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1930 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #318 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #260 | Tiger-lily's milk | 2 |
| #651 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #677 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #579 | asbestos ore | 9 |
| #1538 | awful poetry journal | 5 |
| #1076 | batgut | 2 |
| #115 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #875 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #157 | black label | 1 |
| #1649 | blood flower | 1 |
| #111 | borrowed time | 4 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #698 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #5526 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #2050 | brick | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #295 | bucket of honey | 2 |
| #582 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #159 | cartoon heart | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #523 | chrome ore | 8 |
| #567 | cream stout | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #521 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #389 | cup of primitive beer | 2 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #943 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #815 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 4 |
| #230 | empty agua de vida bottle | 890 |
| #777 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #842 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #147 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #724 | figurine of a sleek seal | 2 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #639 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #303 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #110 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #987 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #164 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #530 | green clay bead | 11 |
| #2398 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #2796 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #420 | heart-shaped balloon | 15 |
| #201 | hedgeturtle | 2 |
| #1589 | helmet turtle | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #122 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #230 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1166 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #567 | linoleum ore | 5 |
| #240 | love song of disturbing obsession | 8 |
| #244 | love song of icy revenge | 4 |
| #243 | love song of naughty innuendo | 8 |
| #259 | love song of smoldering passion | 6 |
| #251 | love song of sugary cuteness | 5 |
| #201 | love song of vague ambiguity | 17 |
| #310 | lump of diamond | 8 |
| #1414 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #925 | meat stack | 3 |
| #406 | miner's helmet | 6 |
| #377 | miner's pants | 6 |
| #302 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #1339 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #95 | old love note | 1 |
| #778 | pink clay bead | 6 |
| #2046 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #1231 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1607 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #282 | powdered donut | 2 |
| #525 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #103 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #205 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #2031 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1734 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #1713 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #123 | stepmom's booze | 1 |
| #819 | stone of eXtreme power | 7 |
| #2929 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #7809 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8930 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3095 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7017 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1521 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #8911 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8960 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2663 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1678 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #8903 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3053 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2908 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #7038 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7669 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7788 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8870 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2909 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #3089 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2688 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #1002 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1702 | tiny house | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3111 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3175 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #476 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #779 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3903 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #169 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3070 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #774 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4016 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1365 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8239 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8107 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8158 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3916 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1349 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2797 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6225 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8054 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8086 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #1787 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1629 | useless powder | 5 |
| #631 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #1016 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #552 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #1108 | yellow candy heart | 3 |