| #581 | "DRINK ME" potion | 2 |
| #682 | 7-Foot Dwarven mattock | 2 |
| #786 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #197 | BRICKO eye brick | 214 |
| #30 | BRICKO turtle | 3 |
| #843 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 1 |
| #156 | Barney's rake | 1 |
| #1257 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
| #137 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 8 |
| #104 | Beach Buck | 47 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #1501 | Bulky Buddy Box | 1 |
| #1480 | Colander of Em-er'il | 2 |
| #1481 | Crimbo Candy Cookbook | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| 🥈 | Crimbot ROM: Rapid Prototyping (dirty) | 1 |
| #4 | Crimbot ROM: Ruthless Efficiency (dirty) | 1 |
| #2742 | Drowsy Sword | 1 |
| #777 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #1601 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #240 | Knob Goblin love potion | 63 |
| #530 | McMillicancuddy's Special Lager | 1 |
| #1134 | Mick's IcyVapoHotness Inhaler | 1 |
| #632 | NPZR chemistry set | 1 |
| #282 | Sinful Desires | 2 |
| #947 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #256 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 5 |
| #1576 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 1 |
| #645 | Thwaitgold bookworm statuette | 2 |
| #1015 | Thwaitgold butterfly statuette | 1 |
| #741 | Thwaitgold dragonfly statuette | 6 |
| #1737 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 1 |
| #1945 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #954 | Thwaitgold spider statuette | 1 |
| #1950 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 2 |
| #321 | Thwaitgold wheel bug statuette | 2 |
| #260 | Tiger-lily's milk | 2 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #679 | anniversary balloon | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #584 | asbestos ore | 9 |
| #1537 | awful poetry journal | 5 |
| #1074 | batgut | 2 |
| #116 | beautiful soup | 1 |
| #874 | black candy heart | 1 |
| #158 | black label | 1 |
| #1653 | blood flower | 1 |
| #115 | borrowed time | 4 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #697 | bottle of alcohol | 1 |
| #5527 | box of sunshine | 5 |
| #2052 | brick | 4 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #294 | bucket of honey | 2 |
| #587 | bunny liver | 5 |
| #157 | cartoon heart | 1 |
| #1660 | cheap toaster | 1 |
| #526 | chrome ore | 8 |
| #569 | cream stout | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #523 | cruelty-free wine | 1 |
| #389 | cup of primitive beer | 2 |
| #295 | dragon snaps | 1 |
| #944 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 2 |
| #816 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 4 |
| #232 | empty agua de vida bottle | 890 |
| #778 | figurine of a charred seal | 1 |
| #846 | figurine of a cold seal | 2 |
| #148 | figurine of a cute baby seal | 1 |
| #504 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 1 |
| #727 | figurine of a sleek seal | 2 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #641 | figurine of a stinking seal | 1 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #111 | fountain 'soda' | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #986 | giant designer sunglasses | 1 |
| #165 | giraffe-necked turtle | 1 |
| #1159 | green candy heart | 1 |
| #535 | green clay bead | 11 |
| #2400 | hamethyst | 1 |
| #2803 | handful of confetti | 9 |
| #1680 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #420 | heart-shaped balloon | 15 |
| #202 | hedgeturtle | 2 |
| #1594 | helmet turtle | 3 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #123 | jet bennie marble | 1 |
| #232 | knobby helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1167 | lavender candy heart | 1 |
| #570 | linoleum ore | 5 |
| #241 | love song of disturbing obsession | 8 |
| #245 | love song of icy revenge | 4 |
| #244 | love song of naughty innuendo | 8 |
| #260 | love song of smoldering passion | 6 |
| #252 | love song of sugary cuteness | 5 |
| #201 | love song of vague ambiguity | 17 |
| #312 | lump of diamond | 8 |
| #1424 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #62 | mannequin leg | 1 |
| #926 | meat stack | 3 |
| #407 | miner's helmet | 6 |
| #378 | miner's pants | 6 |
| #303 | miniature carton of clove cigarettes | 1 |
| #1336 | obsidian dagger | 11 |
| #96 | old love note | 1 |
| #785 | pink clay bead | 6 |
| #2047 | pixellated candy heart | 1 |
| #147 | plexiglass pith helmet | 2 |
| #1230 | pocketwatch on a chain | 1 |
| #1613 | pork elf goodies sack | 1 |
| #283 | powdered donut | 2 |
| #531 | purple clay bead | 3 |
| #104 | red foxglove | 1 |
| #1299 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #204 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 1 |
| #208 | snapdragon pistil | 1 |
| #2034 | solid gold bowling ball | 3 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1740 | spectre scepter | 13 |
| #59 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 1 |
| #1711 | stainless steel shillelagh | 2 |
| #125 | stepmom's booze | 1 |
| #819 | stone of eXtreme power | 7 |
| #2942 | stuffed Baron von Ratsworth | 2 |
| #7820 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 2 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3113 | stuffed Meat | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #7028 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 3 |
| #1527 | stuffed crazy bastard sword | 2 |
| #8925 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8973 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2680 | stuffed key | 1 |
| #1679 | stuffed martini | 2 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #3069 | stuffed mink | 1 |
| #2923 | stuffed monocle | 2 |
| #7049 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 3 |
| #7678 | stuffed snowy owl | 2 |
| #7798 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 2 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #2922 | stuffed teddy butler | 2 |
| #3108 | stuffed tin of caviar | 1 |
| #2705 | stuffed treasure chest | 1 |
| #565 | styrofoam ore | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #536 | thistle wine | 1 |
| #1000 | tiny bottle of absinthe | 1 |
| #1700 | tiny house | 1 |
| #625 | tiny ninja sword | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #6227 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #3080 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 2 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #489 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 2 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #173 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #789 | tiny plastic Gary Claybender | 1 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #777 | tiny plastic Lord Flameface | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1375 | tiny plastic angry space marine | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8250 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #1357 | tiny plastic cavebugbear | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 2 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #6232 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 2 |
| #8092 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #862 | tiny shaker of salt | 2 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
| #1790 | turtle totem | 1 |
| #1355 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1630 | useless powder | 5 |
| #630 | whiskey sour | 1 |
| #1015 | white candy heart | 2 |
| #553 | worn tophat | 1 |
| #79 | wristwatch of the white knight | 1 |
| #1107 | yellow candy heart | 3 |