| #1474 | 4-ball | 1 |
| #287 | Cinco Mayo Lager | 1 |
| #1850 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #1780 | Crimbuck | 80 |
| #669 | Hodgman's blanket | 1 |
| #879 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #1598 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #211 | Ralph IX cognac | 1 |
| #618 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #2604 | anniversary gift box | 1 |
| #1592 | ball | 2 |
| #824 | banana | 3 |
| #337 | banana cream pie | 1 |
| #220 | banana daiquiri | 1 |
| #285 | banana smoothie | 2 |
| #1444 | battered Crimbo Crate | 2 |
| #455 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #690 | beholed bedsheet | 1 |
| #1063 | bell-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #639 | black paisley oyster egg | 8 |
| #1131 | black plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #1001 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #813 | black snowcone | 1 |
| #464 | black spot | 1 |
| #1476 | black striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #68 | black velvet box | 11 |
| #3161 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 2 |
| #998 | blood flower | 4 |
| #2554 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1676 | blue plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1368 | blue striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #4254 | bottle of goofballs | 2 |
| #93 | bouquet of circular saw blades | 19 |
| #3539 | box of sunshine | 19 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #131 | can of franks 'n' beans | 2 |
| #4785 | candy cane | 1 |
| #1565 | candy kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #278 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 6 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #1183 | corpsedriver | 3 |
| #891 | corpsetini | 5 |
| #99 | cotton candy cocoon | 1 |
| #262 | crystallized memory | 1 |
| #1273 | delicious salad | 9 |
| #1124 | dusty Crimbo crate | 4 |
| #1586 | elven moonshine | 1 |
| #611 | elven suicide capsule | 27 |
| #1479 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #1390 | felt | 5 |
| #164 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #211 | golden plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2658 | googly eye | 1 |
| #2505 | heart necklace | 2 |
| #691 | invisible bag | 1 |
| #2500 | killing feather | 2 |
| #1515 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #1171 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #2028 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #569 | lovecat tail | 1 |
| #932 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 4 |
| #1846 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1614 | mauve striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #3074 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #1371 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 3 |
| #722 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 4 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1616 | oozenog | 3 |
| #1028 | oyster basket | 3 |
| #806 | party hat | 1 |
| #1422 | puce plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #306 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 12 |
| #1057 | puce striped oyster egg | 2 |
| #1511 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #655 | pumpkinhead mask | 9 |
| #1458 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #807 | red striped oyster egg | 3 |
| #1450 | rigid carapace | 2 |
| #3660 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 1 |
| #1703 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #3326 | spooky eggnog | 1 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #3688 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 11 |
| #2066 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 24 |
| #3763 | stuffed angry cow | 11 |
| #4933 | stuffed astral badger | 7 |
| #2414 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 21 |
| #4160 | stuffed cocoabo | 9 |
| #4961 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5826 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #2932 | stuffed hand turkey | 16 |
| #2784 | stuffed mind flayer | 17 |
| #109 | stuffed ninja snowman | 99 |
| #2811 | stuffed scary death orb | 17 |
| #3953 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 2 |
| #4936 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 7 |
| #5606 | stuffed snowy owl | 5 |
| #3601 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #1974 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 3 |
| #5739 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 5 |
| #2580 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 19 |
| #2120 | stuffing | 2 |
| #1276 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 5 |
| #1963 | teddy borg | 1 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #2093 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 2 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #4915 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2786 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #2763 | tiny plastic Hellion | 2 |
| #2163 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 3 |
| #2848 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #2783 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 2 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #6141 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 2 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #6130 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 2 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #6076 | tiny plastic killer bee | 2 |
| #2824 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 2 |
| #6170 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 2 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #6133 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 2 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #6167 | tiny plastic star starfish | 2 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #2147 | tiny plastic taco cat | 3 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 3 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #1037 | tree-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #1543 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #1221 | wooden block | 1 |
| #230 | yellow candygram | 3 |
| #852 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 3 |
| #2051 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 2 |
| #1328 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2117 | yellow snowcone | 1 |