| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #364 | BGE pocket calendar | 2 |
| #898 | BGE shotglass | 6 |
| #957 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1118 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1053 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1020 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1009 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #1421 | CRIMBCO wine | 3 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #651 | Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #279 | Crimbuck | 3,109 |
| #494 | El Vibrato power sphere | 1 |
| #728 | Go-Wassail | 12 |
| #164 | Mr. Accessory | 1 |
| #384 | NPZR chemistry set | 9 |
| #24 | Sneaky Pete's leather jacket | 1 |
| #951 | Tales of a Kansas Toymaker | 1 |
| #509 | The Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones | 2 |
| #1568 | Thwaitgold Goliath beetle statuette | 1 |
| #507 | Thwaitgold amoeba statuette | 1 |
| #561 | Thwaitgold ant statuette | 2 |
| #647 | Thwaitgold firefly statuette | 7 |
| #1304 | Thwaitgold scarab beetle statuette | 1 |
| #1267 | Thwaitgold termite statuette | 1 |
| #911 | ammonite fossil | 2 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary tiny latex mask | 1 |
| #864 | bananagate | 2 |
| #619 | belemnite fossil | 5 |
| #317 | blind-packed die-cast metal toy | 10 |
| #364 | bone chips | 40 |
| #85 | chakra sludge | 14 |
| #325 | eldritch effluvium | 9 |
| #137 | eldritch ichor | 5 |
| #2680 | evil teddy bear | 1 |
| 🥈 | festive warbear bank | 1 |
| #54 | floaty gravel | 3 |
| #312 | fossilized demon skull | 1 |
| #592 | fossilized limb | 8 |
| #306 | fossilized spider skull | 1 |
| #660 | fossilized spike | 2 |
| #433 | frozen Mob Penguin | 2 |
| #1061 | fudgecule | 61 |
| #551 | ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #785 | green gummi ingot | 11 |
| #1658 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| #7 | ice skates | 1 |
| #134 | imitation nice watch | 1 |
| #2793 | irradiated candy cane | 1 |
| #1829 | licorice garrote | 1 |
| #201 | negative lump | 156 |
| #418 | obnoxious riddle | 1 |
| #549 | paperclip | 70 |
| #2716 | pet rock | 1 |
| #636 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #42 | potion of spiritual gunkifying | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #199 | smoked potsherd | 3 |
| #2033 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #1798 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 4 |
| #1762 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 4 |
| #798 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 6 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #267 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3938 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3177 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3079 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #4914 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #221 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #1348 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 7 |
| #1679 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 5 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #635 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #820 | tiny plastic Duke Starkiller | 1 |
| #2055 | tiny plastic Felonia | 2 |
| #284 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #1752 | tiny plastic G Imp | 4 |
| #174 | tiny plastic GORM-8 | 1 |
| #1488 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 5 |
| #2788 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 2 |
| #1067 | tiny plastic Hellion | 7 |
| #1469 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 5 |
| #785 | tiny plastic Jared the Duskwalker | 1 |
| #168 | tiny plastic K.R.A.M.P.U.S. | 1 |
| #2059 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 2 |
| #2847 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 2 |
| #1769 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 4 |
| #2771 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 2 |
| #3894 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #77 | tiny plastic Knows About Chakras | 1 |
| #73 | tiny plastic Krampus | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #1225 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 6 |
| #1449 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 5 |
| #3905 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #1221 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 6 |
| #3062 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3066 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #172 | tiny plastic Toybot | 1 |
| #2150 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 3 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #75 | tiny plastic Your Brain | 1 |
| #303 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #2626 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 2 |
| #948 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 8 |
| #1413 | tiny plastic angry goat | 13 |
| #78 | tiny plastic angry vikings | 1 |
| #3942 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #244 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1457 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 5 |
| #1442 | tiny plastic astronomer | 5 |
| #2900 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #73 | tiny plastic bad vibe | 1 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 6 |
| #1761 | tiny plastic beanbat | 4 |
| #990 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 5 |
| #4840 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 3 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #1242 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 6 |
| #1447 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 5 |
| #2856 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 6 |
| #1271 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 14 |
| #265 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #2152 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 3 |
| #2188 | tiny plastic demoninja | 3 |
| #1758 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 4 |
| #428 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 2 |
| #2202 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 3 |
| #2799 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 2 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #3344 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 5 |
| #3327 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 5 |
| #2527 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 7 |
| #1432 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 5 |
| #951 | tiny plastic goth giant | 8 |
| #3310 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #1423 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 5 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #2048 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 9 |
| #2462 | tiny plastic killer bee | 7 |
| #2880 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 6 |
| #1820 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 10 |
| #2008 | tiny plastic mosquito | 9 |
| #2800 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #1345 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 4 |
| #3921 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 4 |
| #2644 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2796 | tiny plastic scary clown | 2 |
| #1767 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 3 |
| #1059 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 7 |
| #2816 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 2 |
| #1430 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 5 |
| #2272 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 8 |
| #2193 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 3 |
| #2514 | tiny plastic stab bat | 7 |
| #3348 | tiny plastic star starfish | 5 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #1451 | tiny plastic taco cat | 5 |
| #226 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #1429 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 5 |
| #314 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #192 | tiny plastic warbear | 1 |
| #178 | tiny plastic warbear fortress | 1 |
| #1705 | tiny plastic warwelf | 4 |
| #1435 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 5 |
| #2166 | tiny plastic zmobie | 3 |
| #670 | trilobite fossil | 4 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #188 | warbear LP-ROM burner | 1 |
| #142 | warbear battery | 20 |
| #369 | warbear beeping telegram | 2 |
| #199 | warbear energy bracers | 1 |
| #166 | warbear gyrocopter | 6 |
| #192 | warbear high-efficiency still | 1 |
| #190 | warbear hoverbelt piecepart | 6 |
| #422 | warbear procedural hilarity drone | 1 |
| #431 | warbear sequential gaiety distribution system | 1 |
| #297 | warbear soda machine assembler | 1 |
| #66 | warbear whosit | 3,560 |
| #2053 | wind-up chattering teeth | 1 |