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| #1258 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 1 |
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| #528 | Boss Bat bling | 6 |
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| #669 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 3 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
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| #620 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 4 |
| #98 | El Vibrato drone | 1 |
| #39 | En Una Fila Tequila | 2 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #1599 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 1 |
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| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
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| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #414 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 3 |
| #320 | Lederhosen of the Night | 4 |
| #17 | Lens of Hatred | 1 |
| #1046 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 24 |
| #1193 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 2 |
| #111 | Oreille Divisée brandy | 1 |
| #245 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #259 | Red Balloon of Valor | 1 |
| #118 | Saccharine Maple pendant | 1 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #27 | Staff of the Grand Flambé | 1 |
| #34 | Staff of the Kitchen Floor | 1 |
| #61 | Staff of the Well-Tempered Cauldron | 1 |
| #428 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 4 |
| #2327 | Thwaitgold stag beetle statuette | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #727 | Yakisoba's hat | 2 |
| #1168 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #851 | anniversary gift box | 5 |
| #733 | antique 8-Bit Power magazine | 1 |
| #50 | bad-ass club | 4 |
| #2164 | badass belt | 24 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #880 | bit of clingfilm | 4 |
| #1332 | bottle of goofballs | 18 |
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| #12 | bowl of petunias | 1 |
| #3445 | box of sunshine | 20 |
| #243 | boxing glove | 1 |
| #964 | bunny liver | 1 |
| #89 | charged magnet | 1 |
| #176 | coconut bikini top | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
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| #123 | das boot | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| 🥇 | detour shield | 1 |
| #1979 | drywall axe | 1 |
| #1924 | duct tape | 3 |
| #1183 | easter egg balloon | 21 |
| #604 | empty agua de vida bottle | 189 |
| #197 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #1292 | facsimile dictionary | 4 |
| #114 | figurine of a sleek seal | 18 |
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| #4728 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #788 | gold wedding ring | 1 |
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| #1780 | handful of confetti | 20 |
| #134 | hardened slime belt | 1 |
| #695 | heart of the volcano | 9 |
| #595 | hobo nickel | 302 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
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| #66 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 8 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #1831 | jazz soap | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #1413 | macaroni duck | 1 |
| #201 | memory of a C | 5 |
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| #177 | memory of an A | 6 |
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| #807 | obsidian dagger | 22 |
| #1689 | old sweatpants | 7 |
| #402 | personalized birthday cake | 4 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #125 | pig-iron shinguards | 2 |
| #289 | plexiglass pith helmet | 1 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #196 | reflection of a map | 2 |
| #452 | rusty chain necklace | 5 |
| #231 | sandwich of the gods | 15 |
| #439 | sawblade shield | 6 |
| #89 | seal-blubber candle | 60 |
| 🥉 | sealskin drum | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #66 | slime-soaked brain | 4 |
| #62 | slime-soaked hypophysis | 4 |
| #123 | slime-soaked sweat gland | 2 |
| 🥉 | snow pants | 1 |
| #1360 | spectre scepter | 20 |
| #1799 | stainless steel scarf | 1 |
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| #1337 | stainless steel slacks | 3 |
| #1326 | stainless steel solitaire | 2 |
| #663 | stainless steel suspenders | 6 |
| #781 | stray chihuahua | 3 |
| #67 | sugar chapeau | 4 |
| #119 | sugar shirt | 1 |
| #64 | sugar shorts | 10 |
| #100 | tainted seal's blood | 4 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8210 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8115 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #748 | torn hellseal sinew | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| #564 | wad of cotton | 4 |
| #95 | water-polo cap | 3 |
| #87 | water-polo mitt | 1 |
| #91 | willowy bonnet | 1 |
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| #467 | wrench bracelet | 6 |
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| #12 | wumpus-hair loincloth | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair net | 1 |
| #11 | wumpus-hair sweater | 1 |
| #27 | wumpus-hair whip | 1 |
| #14 | wumpus-hair wig | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |