| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #322 | Bartles and BRAAAINS wine cooler | 8 |
| #343 | Bone's Farm "wine" | 5 |
| #506 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 6 |
| #2140 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #1847 | Corpse Island iced tea | 1 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #677 | Crimbuck | 1,391 |
| #474 | Ecto-Cooler | 1 |
| #497 | Elfin shortbread | 1 |
| #949 | Go-Wassail | 3 |
| #181 | Haunted Sorority House staff guide | 27 |
| #382 | Hollandaise helmet | 3 |
| #1281 | Jocko Homo's head | 1 |
| #215 | Knob pasty | 2 |
| #1068 | Safari Jack's moustache | 1 |
| #252 | Silver Bullet beer | 10 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Uncle Crimbo's Sack | 1 |
| #1321 | baby killer bee | 3 |
| #1026 | balloon monkey | 1 |
| #1792 | barrrnacle | 2 |
| #2626 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 6 |
| #308 | blueberry-frosted king cake | 4 |
| #335 | bottle of Ooze-O | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #2359 | candied yams | 2 |
| #4784 | candy cane | 1 |
| #2000 | candy kneecapping stick | 1 |
| #2397 | candy stake | 3 |
| #1200 | canteen of wine | 10 |
| #804 | cement sandals | 1 |
| #844 | cheap elven gloves | 4 |
| #660 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #1692 | eggnog | 5 |
| #768 | elven limbos gingerbread | 15 |
| #1260 | elven cellocello | 16 |
| #921 | elven moonshine | 8 |
| #857 | festive holiday hat | 4 |
| #527 | festive sausage | 4 |
| #2871 | fruitcake | 2 |
| #2189 | gingerbread bugbear | 5 |
| #2815 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 1 |
| #274 | gingerbread robot | 4 |
| #27 | glass of drippy wine | 1 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #1873 | helmet turtle | 1 |
| #1204 | herringcello | 16 |
| #483 | holiday cheese log | 4 |
| #1396 | irradiated candy cane | 4 |
| #967 | jerky coins | 3 |
| #1603 | kneecapping stick | 2 |
| #210 | libation of liveliness | 1 |
| #510 | live wire | 2 |
| #321 | mummy costume | 20 |
| #3078 | nanite-infested candy cane | 2 |
| #3219 | nanite-infested eggnog | 1 |
| #1126 | night-vision goggles | 1 |
| #299 | nut-shaped Crimbo cookie | 4 |
| #1238 | passable elf mask | 4 |
| #1339 | penguin focaccia bread | 13 |
| #963 | penguin thesaurus | 5 |
| #614 | petit 4.1 | 2 |
| #330 | phish stick | 3 |
| #47 | propeller beanie | 1 |
| #488 | pumpkinhead mask | 13 |
| #1256 | ravioli hat | 3 |
| #146 | ridiculous cocktail | 11 |
| #922 | seal-skull helmet | 2 |
| #252 | single-serving herbal stuffing | 1 |
| #10 | snow hat | 1 |
| #1397 | spooky bicycle chain | 1 |
| #2625 | spooky eggnog | 2 |
| #1479 | spooky hockey mask | 1 |
| #1729 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 1 |
| #787 | superheated fudge | 1 |
| #449 | thermos full of Knob coffee | 1 |
| #1085 | throwing wrench | 4 |
| #2808 | tofurkey gravy | 1 |
| #1886 | tofurkey leg | 3 |
| #1159 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 2 |
| #1343 | untamable turtle | 1 |