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| #917 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 1 |
| #127 | accord ion | 1 |
| #69 | accordion file | 1 |
| #85 | accordionoid rocca | 2 |
| #62 | almost-dead walkie-talkie | 93 |
| #2225 | ancient unspeakable fruitcake | 3 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
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| #1530 | bottle of goofballs | 15 |
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| #4349 | box of sunshine | 11 |
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| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
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| #81 | burnt snowpants | 11 |
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| #4729 | fuzzy dice | 1 |
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| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| 🥇 | glass eye | 1 |
| #226 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #264 | glow-in-the-dark wristwatch | 1 |
| #1387 | gray bow tie | 1 |
| #1908 | green beer | 1 |
| #2667 | grue egg | 7 |
| #88 | guancertina | 1 |
| #2123 | handful of confetti | 15 |
| #101 | haunted bindle | 6 |
| #60 | helm of the white knight | 1 |
| #2081 | herbal stuffing | 2 |
| 🥉 | hobo code binder | 1 |
| #574 | inflatable duck | 1 |
| #63 | insane tophat | 1 |
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| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
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| #218 | lucky Crimbo tiki necklace | 1 |
| #992 | mummy costume | 1 |
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| #2716 | nanite-infested gingerbread bugbear | 2 |
| #106 | non-Euclidean non-accordion | 1 |
| #2268 | obsidian dagger | 4 |
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| #382 | pink plastic baby | 1 |
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| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
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| #1023 | rusty chain necklace | 1 |
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| #57 | s'more gun | 1 |
| #2410 | sandwich of the gods | 1 |
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| #107 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 16 |
| #1806 | skull-shaped Crimboween cookie | 1 |
| #126 | smoldering bagel punch | 1 |
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| #94 | standards and practices guide | 9 |
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| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
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| #7815 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 2 |
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| #8851 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
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| #1465 | stuffed can of asparagus | 1 |
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| #1488 | support cummerbund | 1 |
| #970 | tattered paper crown | 1 |
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| #109 | tie-dyed fannypack | 1 |
| #3172 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #8176 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #1548 | tiny plastic Crimboween pentagram | 1 |
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| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
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| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #236 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimboku | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #1731 | tiny plastic ancient yuletide troll | 1 |
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| #4471 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
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| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8079 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8207 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8143 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8175 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8077 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #4592 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #8113 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
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| #8097 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8089 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4458 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #1557 | tiny plastic skeletal reindeer | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #8147 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8122 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #224 | tiny plastic taco-clad Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4474 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
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| #2297 | tofurkey leg | 2 |
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| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
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| #8 | training scroll: Snokebomb | 12 |
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| #1135 | tropical wrapping paper | 1 |
| #53 | trousers of the white knight | 1 |
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| #165 | vampire chowder | 1 |
| #2527 | vampire duck-on-a-string | 1 |
| #1284 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 3 |
| 🥈 | walkie-talkie | 1 |
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| #388 | witch hat | 2 |
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