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| #196 | 5-Alarm Saucepan | 2 |
| #22 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes (used) | 1 |
| #876 | Ancient Saucehelm | 3 |
| #285 | Angelhair Culottes | 4 |
| #1220 | Argarggagarg's fang | 1 |
| #26 | Autobiography Of Dynamite Superman Jones (used) | 1 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #288 | Bandolier of the Spaghetti Elemental | 4 |
| #3370 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 2 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #609 | Bling of the New Wave | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #1369 | Bonerdagon necklace | 5 |
| #614 | Boss Bat bling | 5 |
| #2771 | Boss Bat britches | 1 |
| #211 | Chroner | 289 |
| #738 | Claw of the Infernal Seal | 1 |
| #2407 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #695 | Colander of Em-er'il | 4 |
| #1697 | Disco 'Fro Pick | 2 |
| #9 | Dreadsylvania Auditor's badge | 1 |
| #1819 | Drowsy Sword | 4 |
| #1103 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 2 |
| #1460 | Elder Turtle Shell | 2 |
| #161 | Freddy Kruegerand | 24 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #774 | Galapagosian Cuisses | 1 |
| #784 | Garter of the Turtle Poacher | 1 |
| #603 | Glass Balls of the Goblin King | 4 |
| #349 | Gravyskin Belt of the Sauceblob | 3 |
| #720 | Krakrox's Loincloth | 1 |
| #553 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 2 |
| #529 | Lederhosen of the Night | 2 |
| #1177 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 21 |
| #260 | Mae West with a fly in it | 1 |
| #349 | Newman's Own Trousers | 3 |
| #2541 | Scalp of Gorgolok | 1 |
| #1032 | The Mariachi's guitar case | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Sagittarian's leisure pants | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #16 | Time Cape | 1 |
| #18 | Time Cloak | 1 |
| 🥇 | Time Lord Badge of Honor | 1 |
| #37 | Time Lord Participation Mug | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #1114 | Yakisoba's hat | 1 |
| #24 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen (used) | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary balsa wood socks | 1 |
| 🥇 | anniversary burlap belt | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary concrete fedora | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary pewter cape | 1 |
| 🥈 | anniversary safety glass vest | 1 |
| #126 | archaeologing shovel | 1 |
| #130 | bad-ass club | 1 |
| #2462 | badass belt | 20 |
| #107 | banjo kazoo mount | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #253 | batskin belt | 2 |
| #152 | birdbone corset | 1 |
| #353 | bit of clingfilm | 12 |
| #2228 | bottle of goofballs | 9 |
| #26 | broken skull | 2,777 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #35 | bundle of "fragrant" herbs | 1 |
| #791 | bunny liver | 2 |
| #161 | candy cigarette | 10 |
| #140 | caustic slime nodule | 2 |
| #128 | cheer extractor | 1 |
| #30 | clingfilm cap | 1 |
| #40 | clingfilm slippers | 1 |
| #34 | clingfilm trousers | 1 |
| #30 | coarse hemp socks | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #36 | corrupt club of corrupt corruption | 1 |
| #19 | creepy-ass club | 1 |
| #139 | crumbling rat skull | 4 |
| #481 | crystalline cheer | 6 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #2971 | easter egg balloon | 5 |
| #32 | elf ploughshare | 1 |
| #27 | evil-ass club | 1 |
| #764 | facsimile dictionary | 11 |
| #175 | faded green protest sign | 1 |
| #144 | faded red protest sign | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #252 | figurine of an ancient seal | 2 |
| #1028 | filthy lucre | 25 |
| #1027 | friendly cheez blob | 2 |
| #23 | frigid-ass club | 2 |
| #687 | fuzzy busby | 1 |
| #592 | fuzzy earmuffs | 1 |
| #608 | fuzzy montera | 1 |
| #581 | ghost of a necklace | 1 |
| #181 | glass of herbal tequila | 5 |
| #278 | gloomy black mushroom | 12 |
| #193 | half of a gold tooth | 3 |
| #1652 | handful of confetti | 22 |
| 🥇 | hazardous sauce dosimeter | 1 |
| #1101 | hobo nickel | 12 |
| #24 | hot-ass club | 1 |
| #164 | imbued seal-blubber candle | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #148 | law-abiding citizen cane | 1 |
| #587 | macaroni duck | 4 |
| #72 | mime pocket probe | 1 |
| 🥇 | mime-proof sunglasses | 1 |
| #442 | mysterious silver lapel pin | 2 |
| #13 | nasty desk bell | 5 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #40 | nuclear stockpile | 1 |
| #1269 | obsidian dagger | 12 |
| #70 | old sweatpants | 916 |
| #199 | paranormal ricotta | 3 |
| #14 | pasta spoon | 7,606 |
| #80 | pocket ace | 4 |
| #1139 | pork elf goodies sack | 3 |
| #153 | quasi-ethereal macaroni fragments | 7 |
| #19 | ravioli hat | 7,601 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #84 | shimmering tendrils | 7 |
| #185 | shot of mescal | 5 |
| #322 | skull of the Bonerdagon | 2 |
| #172 | sleeve deuce | 6 |
| #297 | slime convention swag bag | 1 |
| 🥉 | slippery when wet shield | 1 |
| #94 | sock garters | 1 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #1419 | spectre scepter | 19 |
| #1321 | stray chihuahua | 1 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #109 | super-absorbent tarp | 1 |
| #513 | turtle pheromones | 4 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #1342 | untamable turtle | 1 |
| #1531 | unusual disco ball | 1 |
| #32 | vampire glitter | 14 |
| #1028 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 5 |
| 🥇 | wand of fudge control | 1 |
| #175 | wand of pigification | 3 |
| #189 | warbear exo-arm | 1 |
| #199 | warbear laser beacon | 1 |
| #198 | warbear oil pan | 1 |
| #186 | whiskey in a broken glass | 5 |
| #49 | wine-soaked bone chips | 18 |