| #786 | Argarggagarg's fang | 2 |
| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #362 | BURT | 65 |
| #610 | Baron von Ratsworth's money clip | 1 |
| #455 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 25 |
| #824 | Baron von Ratsworth's tophat | 2 |
| 🥇 | Bodacious MechaElf Hunter Saga:Relay Wolf | 1 |
| #842 | Bonerdagon necklace | 12 |
| #899 | Boss Bat bling | 3 |
| #1987 | Boss Bat britches | 3 |
| #1072 | Codpiece of the Goblin King | 6 |
| #883 | Copper Alpha of Sincerity | 2 |
| #6 | Crimbomination Contraption | 1 |
| #999 | Crown of the Goblin King | 24 |
| #607 | Drowsy Sword | 29 |
| #218 | El Vibrato power sphere | 5 |
| #253 | Green Clover of Justice | 8 |
| #437 | Instant Karma | 13 |
| #1284 | Iron Beta of Industry | 2 |
| #875 | Jocko Homo's head | 2 |
| #904 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 29 |
| #762 | Nickel Gamma of Frugality | 5 |
| #865 | Orange Star of Sacrifice | 2 |
| #463 | Pink Heart of Spirit | 2 |
| #644 | Rock and Roll Legend | 1 |
| #1939 | Thwaitgold grasshopper statuette | 1 |
| #590 | Thwaitgold maggot statuette | 8 |
| #623 | Thwaitgold praying mantis statuette | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #601 | Volartta's bellbottoms | 2 |
| #622 | Yellow Moon of Compassion | 5 |
| #372 | Zim Merman's guitar | 2 |
| #1169 | Zinc Delta of Tranquility | 1 |
| #1556 | adorable seal larva | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #209 | antique record album | 13 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #1166 | battered Crimbo Crate | 4 |
| #454 | beaten-up Chucks | 1 |
| #232 | beet-flavored Mr. Mediocrebar | 3 |
| #146 | big glob of skin | 1 |
| #35 | bitter bowtie | 1 |
| #124 | blind-packed capsule toy | 146 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #185 | boulder | 11 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #131 | can of depilatory cream | 1 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #196 | decent brain | 12 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #92 | floaty gravel | 2 |
| #165 | floaty inverse geode | 1 |
| #306 | giant discarded bottlecap | 17 |
| #406 | giant discarded torn-up glove | 11 |
| #1074 | heart of the volcano | 4 |
| #220 | imp unity ring | 12 |
| #192 | lump of Saccharine Maple sap | 1 |
| #753 | passable elf mask | 7 |
| #1298 | rib of the Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #284 | sturdy Crimbo crate | 64 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #220 | tiny plastic ChibiBuddy™ | 1 |
| #243 | tiny plastic animelf | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #847 | vertebra of the Bonerdagon | 8 |
| #1028 | wolfman mask | 1 |
| #700 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #587 | wrench bracelet | 4 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |