| #27 | Ax of L'rose | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #4300 | Baron von Ratsworth's monocle | 1 |
| #447 | Bash-Ōs boxtop | 2 |
| #851 | CRIMBCO mug | 11 |
| #1783 | El Sombrero De Lopez | 1 |
| #746 | FDKOL commendation | 15 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #95 | Hodgman's harmonica | 1 |
| #166 | Hodgman's journal #4: View From The Big Top | 1 |
| #1192 | Instant Karma | 1 |
| #813 | La Hebilla del Cinturón de Lopez | 1 |
| #776 | Lederhosen of the Night | 1 |
| #3359 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 2 |
| #403 | Meat detector | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld acorn | 1 |
| #203 | Wand of Oscus | 1 |
| #192 | Zombo's skullcap | 1 |
| #200 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 10 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #251 | anti-anti-antidote | 11 |
| #46 | antique record album | 76 |
| #122 | bacon bath ball | 8 |
| #7432 | badass belt | 1 |
| #72 | bark beret | 1 |
| #70 | bark boxers | 1 |
| #91 | bark bracelet | 1 |
| #116 | big bundle of chamoix | 2 |
| #1209 | bit of clingfilm | 2 |
| #121 | blue class ring | 34 |
| #7446 | box of sunshine | 1 |
| 🥇 | bucket of anniversary lard | 1 |
| #227 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #137 | chocolate bath ball | 7 |
| #106 | colorful plastic ball | 901 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #25 | depleted Grimacite astrolabe | 1 |
| #40 | depleted Grimacite gravy boat | 1 |
| #154 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 3 |
| #228 | divine blowout | 74 |
| #42 | evil teddy bear | 311 |
| #1350 | filthy lucre | 11 |
| #88 | forbidden sausage | 3 |
| #1031 | fudgecule | 72 |
| #427 | gift-a-pult | 1 |
| #70 | grape troll doll | 1 |
| #694 | green clay bead | 6 |
| #5335 | grue egg | 1 |
| #4480 | handful of confetti | 2 |
| #1673 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #543 | hobo nickel | 382 |
| #101 | icicle katana | 1 |
| #123 | incense bath ball | 8 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #137 | lawn dart | 3 |
| #1344 | motivational poster | 1 |
| #144 | myrrh-soaked, chocolate-covered bacon bath ball | 2 |
| #2852 | obsidian dagger | 2 |
| #153 | old school flying disc | 3 |
| #10 | oyster egg balloon | 198 |
| #809 | pink clay bead | 5 |
| #66 | pixel morning star | 1 |
| #368 | plastic Crimbo reindeer | 2 |
| #60 | polyalloy shield | 25 |
| #734 | pulsing flesh | 5 |
| #213 | red class ring | 67 |
| #292 | reinforced beaded headband | 12 |
| #25 | roboduck-on-a-string | 44 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #3297 | spectre scepter | 2 |
| #945 | stick of "gum" | 1 |
| #23 | teddy borg | 328 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #202 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 2 |
| #6212 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 2 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #8047 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3828 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3856 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3864 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #115 | tiny slimy cyst | 13 |
| #727 | twitching claw | 7 |
| #889 | viking helmet | 2 |
| #759 | wad of cotton | 2 |
| #207 | white class ring | 50 |
| #82 | wriggling tentacle | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |