| #343 | 'WILL WORK FOR BOOZE' sign | 5 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #223 | Benetton's Medley of Diversity | 1 |
| 🥈 | Big Candy's tophat | 1 |
| #811 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #184 | Chester's moustache | 1 |
| #171 | Frosty's frosty mug | 10 |
| #137 | Hodgman's blanket | 10 |
| #136 | Hodgman's journal #1: The Lean Times | 1 |
| #174 | Hodgman's journal #3: Pumping Tin | 1 |
| #98 | Hodgman's varcolac paw | 1 |
| #211 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 14 |
| #1062 | Let Me Be! | 1 |
| #560 | Maxing, Relaxing | 2 |
| #184 | Mer-kin hookspear | 1 |
| #108 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #29 | PVC staff | 1 |
| #1594 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 2 |
| #659 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 2 |
| #946 | Summer Nights | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #931 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #189 | Tropical Crimbo Sword | 1 |
| #181 | ancient vinyl coin purse | 39 |
| #19 | anemone nematocyst | 55 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #13 | baby cuddlefish | 15 |
| #899 | ball | 6 |
| #998 | bat-shaped Crimboween cookie | 2 |
| #924 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 7 |
| #1101 | blood flower | 3 |
| #296 | bowl of fishysoisse | 3 |
| #4830 | box of sunshine | 8 |
| #937 | bunch of bananas | 1 |
| #402 | canteen of wine | 68 |
| #334 | cheap elven gloves | 13 |
| #2110 | chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #155 | colorful plastic ball | 420 |
| #284 | concentrated garbage juice | 3 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #615 | deadly lampshade | 1 |
| #70 | depleted Grimacite kneecapping stick | 5 |
| #61 | displaced fish | 210 |
| #1606 | dollhive | 1 |
| #444 | elven limbos gingerbread | 31 |
| #575 | elven moonshine | 17 |
| #617 | elven socks | 7 |
| #1472 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 2 |
| #313 | epic wad | 1 |
| #2196 | evil teddy bear | 2 |
| #741 | extra-greasy slider | 1 |
| #206 | facehugging alien | 2 |
| #1064 | fancy dress ball | 9 |
| #739 | festive holiday hat | 5 |
| #89 | fishy fish | 3 |
| #165 | foon | 2 |
| #12 | frost-rimed seal hide | 54 |
| #576 | frozen Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #1921 | ghost cucumber | 1 |
| #938 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 5 |
| #199 | gray bow tie | 32 |
| #70 | happiness | 71 |
| #91 | high-pressure seltzer bottle | 2 |
| #71 | hobo fortress blueprints | 2 |
| #719 | irradiated candy cane | 6 |
| #360 | jar of fermented pickle juice | 5 |
| #405 | jar of squeeze | 2 |
| #1412 | kite | 3 |
| #438 | knuckle sandwich | 53 |
| #3059 | laser-broiled pear | 1 |
| #153 | lewd playing card | 16 |
| #19 | magic dragonfish fry | 3 |
| #47 | metallic foil cat ears | 1 |
| #109 | misfit teddy bear | 1 |
| #1763 | monomolecular yo-yo | 2 |
| #47 | monstrous monocle | 1 |
| #1341 | mylar scout drone | 2 |
| #3707 | nanite-infested candy cane | 1 |
| #24 | non-stick pugil stick | 1 |
| #1617 | oozenog | 3 |
| #124 | patent leather shoes | 44 |
| #549 | penguin focaccia bread | 28 |
| #309 | penguin thesaurus | 23 |
| #849 | powdered candy sushi set | 1 |
| #321 | psycho sweater | 1 |
| 🥉 | pufferfish spine | 500 |
| #100 | ring of teleportation | 1 |
| #65 | roll of Hob-Os | 46 |
| #1701 | sandwich of the gods | 2 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #186 | spooky hockey mask | 8 |
| #274 | spork | 6 |
| #591 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #3460 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 12 |
| #2412 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 20 |
| #451 | stuffed alien blob | 14 |
| #3986 | stuffed angry cow | 10 |
| #3530 | stuffed astral badger | 12 |
| #2950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 16 |
| #3286 | stuffed cocoabo | 13 |
| #1102 | stuffed doppelshifter | 9 |
| #2936 | stuffed flaming gravy fairy | 16 |
| #2212 | stuffed frozen gravy fairy | 23 |
| #1480 | stuffed gray blob | 8 |
| #3411 | stuffed hand turkey | 13 |
| #3032 | stuffed mind flayer | 15 |
| #2474 | stuffed scary death orb | 20 |
| #1555 | stuffed shoulder parrot | 12 |
| #3205 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 14 |
| #4394 | stuffed snowy owl | 8 |
| #3229 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 14 |
| #3537 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 12 |
| #4585 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 8 |
| #553 | stuffed yo-yo | 1 |
| #2031 | teddy bear | 1 |
| #1591 | teddy borg | 2 |
| #73 | teflon ore | 6 |
| #46 | teflon spatula | 1 |
| #296 | throbbing rage gland | 1 |
| #3980 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3073 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #4903 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 3 |
| #4308 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4229 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #2898 | tiny plastic Crimbo wreath | 1 |
| #3119 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3826 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #2802 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 2 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3877 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3956 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 2 |
| #2777 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 2 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3885 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3919 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #8194 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3933 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #1755 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 4 |
| #3973 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #2885 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 6 |
| #3304 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 5 |
| #2785 | tiny plastic beanbat | 2 |
| #2484 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 7 |
| #2791 | tiny plastic blooper | 2 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #2762 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 2 |
| #991 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 4 |
| #4878 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 3 |
| #3931 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #2679 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 2 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #4874 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 3 |
| #3954 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 4 |
| #6143 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 2 |
| #3898 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3854 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #3301 | tiny plastic grue | 5 |
| #2108 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 3 |
| #4844 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 3 |
| #2806 | tiny plastic killer bee | 6 |
| #3889 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #2003 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 9 |
| #3308 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 5 |
| #3831 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #3316 | tiny plastic mosquito | 5 |
| #1035 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #2798 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 2 |
| #4789 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 3 |
| #2638 | tiny plastic sauceror | 2 |
| #2173 | tiny plastic scary clown | 3 |
| #2760 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 2 |
| #2872 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 6 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #3940 | tiny plastic stab bat | 4 |
| #4881 | tiny plastic star starfish | 3 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3843 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #1473 | tiny plastic zmobie | 5 |
| #1062 | top | 4 |
| #2401 | toy crazy train | 1 |
| #1592 | toy hoverpad | 1 |
| #2210 | toy jet pack | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #1815 | toy ray gun | 2 |
| #77 | toy six-seater hovercraft | 1 |
| #1190 | toy soldier | 1 |
| #2263 | toy space helmet | 1 |
| #2136 | tree-eating kite | 5 |
| #660 | triangular CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #82 | velcro ore | 5 |
| #71 | vinyl ore | 6 |
| #600 | voodoo snuff | 1 |
| 🥇 | yield shield | 1 |
| #2364 | yo-yo | 1 |