| #651 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 1 |
| #62 | BRICKO turtle | 1 |
| #4245 | Crown of the Goblin King | 1 |
| #1940 | Dolphin King's crown | 1 |
| #1494 | Dr. Hobo's scalpel | 1 |
| #2383 | Elder Turtle Shell | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| 🥈 | Fuzzby | 1 |
| #1046 | Go-Wassail | 1 |
| 🥇 | Jackass Plumber home game | 1 |
| #3897 | Lord Spookyraven's ear trumpet | 1 |
| #99 | Ring of the Sewer Snake | 1 |
| #726 | Snow Queen Crown | 1 |
| #207 | The Snake trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| 🥇 | Trivial Avocations board game | 1 |
| #918 | Uncle Greenspan's Bathroom Finance Guide | 1 |
| #208 | adder bladder | 57 |
| 🥇 | all-year sucker | 1 |
| #331 | ammonite fossil | 14 |
| #51 | ancient turtle shell | 1 |
| #25 | ancient turtle shell powder | 1 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #1882 | anniversary gift box | 2 |
| #21 | asbestos helmet turtle | 11 |
| #7431 | badass belt | 1 |
| #278 | belemnite fossil | 18 |
| #2109 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2087 | black polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #227 | black snake skin | 35 |
| #2665 | black striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2553 | blue paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2409 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #305 | bottle of black cat tonic | 1 |
| #409 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 1 |
| #105 | bottlecap turtle | 2 |
| #33 | box turtle | 24 |
| #37 | bubblewrap bottlecap turtleban | 2 |
| #1751 | canteen of wine | 1 |
| #80 | cardboard box turtle | 1 |
| #573 | chintzy seal pendant | 1 |
| #258 | chintzy turtle brooch | 3 |
| #938 | chocolate-covered diamond-studded roses | 1 |
| #49 | chrome helmet turtle | 11 |
| #879 | commemorative war stein | 1 |
| #198 | cool mushroom wine | 1 |
| #515 | depleted uranium seal figurine | 1 |
| #29 | dueling turtle | 11 |
| #1039 | dusty bottle of Marsala | 1 |
| #1061 | dusty bottle of Merlot | 1 |
| #1028 | dusty bottle of Muscat | 1 |
| #1030 | dusty bottle of Pinot Noir | 1 |
| #1059 | dusty bottle of Port | 1 |
| #1013 | dusty bottle of Zinfandel | 1 |
| #5140 | easter egg balloon | 1 |
| #1397 | elven socks | 1 |
| #592 | eye of newt | 9 |
| #189 | eyedrops of newt | 1 |
| #902 | figurine of a cold seal | 1 |
| #767 | figurine of a sleek seal | 1 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #182 | figurine of an armored seal | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #405 | fossilized serpent skull | 1 |
| #98 | frozen seal spine | 1 |
| #187 | fudge bunny | 3 |
| #258 | fudge spork | 1 |
| #38 | fudgesicle | 15 |
| #45 | furry green turtle | 11 |
| #80 | gator skin | 103 |
| #132 | gatorskin umbrella | 2 |
| #1638 | giant discarded bottlecap | 1 |
| #2409 | giant discarded plastic fork | 1 |
| #366 | gloomy mushroom wine | 1 |
| #418 | green gummi ingot | 67 |
| #25 | grinning turtle | 13 |
| #88 | guard turtle collar | 11 |
| #106 | gummi belemnite | 2 |
| #67 | gummi bowtie | 1 |
| #196 | gummi canary | 1 |
| #142 | gummi salamander | 2 |
| #102 | gummi snake | 5 |
| #83 | gummi trilobite | 3 |
| #188 | handful of Laughing Willow bark | 1 |
| #3707 | handful of confetti | 4 |
| #210 | handful of drink tickets | 1 |
| #1279 | handful of hand chalk | 1 |
| #387 | handful of honey | 1 |
| #625 | handful of moss | 1 |
| #406 | handful of nuts and berries | 1 |
| #451 | handful of pine needles | 1 |
| #900 | handful of sand | 1 |
| #459 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #1671 | heart of the volcano | 1 |
| #118 | hedgeturtle | 13 |
| #861 | helmet turtle | 26 |
| #184 | hyperinflated seal lung | 1 |
| #148 | ingot of seal-iron | 1 |
| #43 | jar of anniversary jam | 1 |
| #1065 | jerky coins | 1 |
| #2061 | kite | 1 |
| #47 | knobby helmet turtle | 14 |
| #1517 | knuckle sandwich | 1 |
| #158 | kumquat supersucker | 4 |
| #2180 | lavender paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2306 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2029 | lavender polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1764 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #259 | left half of a heart necklace | 2 |
| #661 | licorice root | 1 |
| #119 | lime supersucker | 5 |
| #1982 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1845 | mauve polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2385 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #3328 | nanite-infested fruitcake | 1 |
| #1361 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2533 | off-white plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1732 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1580 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2043 | oozenog | 2 |
| #767 | pack of pogs | 9 |
| #88 | padded tortoise | 2 |
| #60 | painted turtle | 8 |
| #1584 | pants of the Slug Lord | 1 |
| #110 | pear supersucker | 5 |
| #1464 | penguin thesaurus | 1 |
| #2032 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2103 | puce plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2250 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1643 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #1512 | pulsing flesh | 1 |
| #2538 | red plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2203 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | red striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #554 | right half of a heart necklace | 1 |
| #65 | salamander slurry | 11 |
| #39 | salamander spleen | 525 |
| #26 | samurai turtle | 11 |
| #10 | samurai turtle helmet | 12 |
| #440 | scorpion whip | 1 |
| #159 | scrap of shadow | 1 |
| #156 | seal lube | 1 |
| #1102 | seal tooth | 1 |
| #234 | seal-brain elixir | 1 |
| #1668 | seal-clubbing club | 1 |
| #1051 | seal-skull helmet | 1 |
| #65 | sealhide belt | 1 |
| #76 | sealhide buckler | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide cloak | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide gloves | 1 |
| #74 | sealhide hood | 1 |
| #63 | sealhide leggings | 1 |
| #68 | sealhide moccasins | 1 |
| #297 | sealhide seal doll | 1 |
| #85 | sealhide whip | 1 |
| #155 | serpentine sword | 5 |
| #149 | severed flipper | 1 |
| #39 | sewer turtle | 12 |
| #82 | shadowy seal eye | 1 |
| #889 | silver shrimp fork | 1 |
| #168 | sizzling seal fat | 1 |
| #119 | skeletortoise | 2 |
| #54 | snake | 237 |
| #121 | snake shield | 8 |
| #2837 | solid gold bowling ball | 1 |
| #23 | soup turtle | 13 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #11 | spiky turtle helmet | 12 |
| #8 | spiky turtle shield | 11 |
| #11 | spiky turtle shoulderpads | 11 |
| #233 | spooky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #380 | squashed frog | 27 |
| #248 | stinky mushroom wine | 1 |
| #21 | stone turtle | 11 |
| #127 | strawberry supersucker | 4 |
| #269 | sucker bucket | 1 |
| #257 | sucker hakama | 1 |
| #219 | sucker kabuto | 1 |
| #278 | sucker tachi | 1 |
| #166 | syncopated turtle | 1 |
| #189 | tainted seal's blood | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3981 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3924 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3112 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #265 | tiny plastic Big Candy | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #3120 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #281 | tiny plastic Fudge Wizard | 1 |
| #3952 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3869 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3878 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3071 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3957 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1057 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #401 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3866 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #1530 | tiny plastic Scream Queen | 1 |
| #3900 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3886 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3056 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #2828 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 2 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #301 | tiny plastic abominable fudgeman | 1 |
| #4533 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4017 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8195 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3934 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3972 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8240 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8108 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3959 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4472 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3917 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3946 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #8082 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #263 | tiny plastic colollilossus | 1 |
| #3166 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #4490 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3870 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #425 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3838 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3907 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3913 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8145 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8177 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8080 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3899 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #1736 | tiny plastic gift-wrapping vampire | 1 |
| #8049 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4593 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #426 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8055 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3890 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8190 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8088 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3832 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8099 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #4340 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #4459 | tiny plastic sauceror | 1 |
| #3887 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4445 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3848 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3947 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #8214 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3926 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8148 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8123 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #585 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #312 | tiny plastic trollipop | 1 |
| #233 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 16 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3865 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #46 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 128 |
| #3842 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #75 | tortoboggan | 3 |
| #2128 | toy mercenary | 1 |
| #3145 | tree-eating kite | 1 |
| #139 | trilobite candy mold | 1 |
| #165 | turtle pheromones | 28 |
| #727 | turtle totem | 35 |
| #85 | turtle wax | 12 |
| #12 | turtle wax greaves | 11 |
| #11 | turtle wax helmet | 13 |
| #19 | turtle wax shield | 12 |
| #141 | turtlemail bits | 19 |
| #12 | turtlemail breeches | 13 |
| #19 | turtlemail coif | 8 |
| #14 | turtlemail hauberk | 12 |
| #130 | turtling rod | 1 |
| #2308 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #133 | white snake skin | 101 |
| #121 | white snakeskin duster | 1 |
| #1796 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2817 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #880 | yellow polka-dot oyster egg | 2 |
| #1635 | yellow striped oyster egg | 1 |