| #392 | Angry Farmer's Wife Candy | 1 |
| #684 | BGE 'cuddly critter' shirt | 1 |
| #732 | BGE 'ferocious fruit' shirt | 1 |
| #564 | BGE pocket calendar | 1 |
| #1446 | BGE shotglass | 1 |
| #956 | BGE tiny plastic toy | 1 |
| #1117 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 1) | 1 |
| #1013 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 2) | 1 |
| #1054 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 3) | 1 |
| #1019 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 4) | 1 |
| #1008 | CRIMBCO Employee Handbook (chapter 5) | 1 |
| #529 | CRIMBCO lanyard | 1 |
| #289 | CRIMBCOIDS mints | 8 |
| #2141 | CRIMBCOLOAF | 2 |
| #220 | Chori Zo trading card | 1 |
| #864 | Cold Hots candy | 3 |
| #1199 | Corpse Island iced tea | 3 |
| #1927 | Daffy Taffy | 1 |
| #228 | Das Überkühlraum trading card | 1 |
| #313 | Divine | 1 |
| #214 | Frogade | 1 |
| #340 | Gummi-DNA | 1 |
| #679 | Iiti Kitty phone charm | 1 |
| #209 | Inndya trading card | 1 |
| #870 | Jolly Roger charrrm | 1 |
| #227 | Kitty the Zmobie Basher trading card | 1 |
| #171 | Knob lo mein | 1 |
| #308 | Mae West | 1 |
| #348 | Mon Tiki | 1 |
| #2682 | Mr. Mediocrebar | 1 |
| #233 | Poison Oak trading card | 1 |
| #2658 | Rock Pops | 1 |
| #643 | Steal This Candy | 1 |
| #736 | Supernova Champagne | 1 |
| #217 | The Grand Poo-Bah trading card | 1 |
| 🥈 | The Spirit of Crimbo | 1 |
| #1100 | Wint-O-Fresh mint | 7 |
| #499 | Workytime Tea | 3 |
| #2955 | Yummy Tummy bean | 1 |
| #2043 | ball | 1 |
| #1145 | banana | 1 |
| #882 | bar skin | 4 |
| #583 | beertini | 2 |
| #2563 | black paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2110 | black plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #254 | black snake skin | 28 |
| #3303 | blob-shaped Crimbo cookie | 1 |
| #480 | bloody mary | 2 |
| #2408 | blue plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2374 | blue polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #2621 | blue striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #751 | booty chest charrrm | 1 |
| #954 | bottle of Blank-Out | 1 |
| #135 | bottle of peppermint schnapps | 2 |
| #924 | buckyball | 4 |
| #465 | bungle in the jungle | 1 |
| #228 | burrowgrub hive | 1 |
| #1500 | can of CRIMBCOLA | 3 |
| #396 | can of franks 'n' beans | 1 |
| #2396 | can-shaped gelatinous cranberry sauce | 2 |
| #1141 | candied kobold | 1 |
| #1964 | candied yams | 3 |
| #745 | cannonball charrrm | 1 |
| #394 | circular CRIMBCOOKIE | 4 |
| #296 | clown skin | 22 |
| #3274 | club necklace | 1 |
| #738 | copper ha'penny charrrm | 1 |
| #1822 | corpse on the beach | 1 |
| #1424 | corpsedriver | 2 |
| #1465 | corpsetini | 2 |
| #1604 | delicious salad | 3 |
| #384 | deluxe fax machine | 1 |
| #341 | demon skin | 27 |
| #3285 | diamond necklace | 1 |
| #444 | disassembled clover | 130 |
| #548 | divine blowout | 1 |
| #561 | divine can of silly string | 1 |
| #572 | divine champagne flute | 1 |
| #446 | divine champagne popper | 1 |
| #478 | divine cracker | 1 |
| #547 | divine noisemaker | 1 |
| #1281 | dwarf bread | 1 |
| #2521 | fancy chocolate | 1 |
| #2035 | fancy dress ball | 2 |
| #2392 | felt | 1 |
| #52 | fishy fish casserole | 10 |
| #886 | flaming mushroom | 1 |
| #321 | flaming mushroom wine | 1 |
| #827 | frozen mushroom | 1 |
| #870 | furry fur | 26 |
| #398 | giant glass of brandy | 1 |
| #275 | gimlet | 1 |
| #1884 | gingerbread mutant bugbear | 3 |
| #132 | gnatloaf casserole | 1 |
| #283 | grog | 5 |
| #632 | grumpy old man charrrm | 1 |
| #462 | handful of walnuts | 1 |
| #3382 | heart necklace | 1 |
| #1742 | herbal stuffing | 3 |
| #217 | hot hi mein | 2 |
| #154 | icy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #2406 | irradiated candy cane | 2 |
| #1258 | kite | 4 |
| #2307 | lavender plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #1766 | lavender striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #489 | leathery bat skin | 8 |
| #553 | leathery cat skin | 7 |
| #330 | leathery rat skin | 8 |
| #310 | mandarina colada | 1 |
| #1983 | mauve paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2254 | mauve plastic oyster egg | 1 |
| #2384 | mauve striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #226 | not-a-pipe | 1 |
| #1363 | off-white paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #1734 | off-white polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1583 | off-white striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #110 | olive lo mein | 2 |
| #2042 | oozenog | 2 |
| #350 | papaya sling | 3 |
| #477 | papaya slung | 2 |
| #886 | paperclip | 10 |
| #99 | paperclip pants | 1 |
| #122 | peach lozenge | 1 |
| #128 | pear lozenge | 1 |
| #190 | pear tart | 1 |
| #122 | plum lozenge | 1 |
| #101 | pointy mushroom wine | 2 |
| #1023 | portable photocopier | 1 |
| #1405 | possessed top | 3 |
| #243 | pr0n m4nic0tti | 1 |
| #8 | pr0n stir-fry | 188 |
| #337 | prussian cathouse | 1 |
| #2034 | puce paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2253 | puce polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1645 | puce striped oyster egg | 1 |
| #2205 | red polka-dot oyster egg | 1 |
| #1652 | rigid carapace | 1 |
| #1024 | roasted marshmallow | 10 |
| #352 | roll in the hay | 3 |
| #2794 | rubber WWJD? bracelet | 2 |
| #3649 | rubber WWtNSD? bracelet | 1 |
| #535 | rum barrel charrrm | 1 |
| #190 | salamander slurry | 1 |
| #722 | silver tongue charrrm | 1 |
| #326 | slap and tickle | 5 |
| #233 | sleazy hi mein | 1 |
| #194 | slip 'n' slide | 9 |
| #3319 | spade necklace | 1 |
| #353 | spaghetti with Skullheads | 1 |
| #594 | square CRIMBCOOKIE | 3 |
| #232 | stinky hi mein | 1 |
| #647 | stinky mushroom | 2 |
| #8936 | stuffed Cheshire bitten | 1 |
| #8943 | stuffed MagiMechTech MicroMechaMech | 1 |
| #3170 | stuffed alien blob | 1 |
| #8864 | stuffed angry cow | 1 |
| #8975 | stuffed astral badger | 1 |
| #8950 | stuffed baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8831 | stuffed cocoabo | 1 |
| #3202 | stuffed doppelshifter | 1 |
| #2981 | stuffed gray blob | 1 |
| #8979 | stuffed hand turkey | 1 |
| #8912 | stuffed mind flayer | 1 |
| #8941 | stuffed scary death orb | 1 |
| #8963 | stuffed sleazy gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8804 | stuffed snowy owl | 1 |
| #8884 | stuffed spooky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #3043 | stuffed spooky mushroom | 1 |
| #8881 | stuffed stinky gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8893 | stuffed undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #225 | tangarita | 1 |
| #603 | tarrrnish charrrm | 1 |
| #260 | teqiwila slammer | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #3987 | tiny plastic 7-foot dwarf | 1 |
| #3930 | tiny plastic Axe Wound | 1 |
| #3115 | tiny plastic Baron von Ratsworth | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Beelzebozo | 1 |
| #384 | tiny plastic Best Game Ever | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic Black Knight | 1 |
| #3176 | tiny plastic Bonerdagon | 1 |
| #3077 | tiny plastic Boss Bat | 1 |
| #445 | tiny plastic CRIMBCO HQ | 1 |
| #8189 | tiny plastic Cheshire bat | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #4311 | tiny plastic Crimbo elf | 1 |
| #4234 | tiny plastic Crimbo reindeer | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #3121 | tiny plastic Felonia | 1 |
| #3829 | tiny plastic G Imp | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic Gnollish crossdresser | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic Gnomester Blomester | 1 |
| #3908 | tiny plastic Hellion | 1 |
| #3883 | tiny plastic Iiti Kitty | 1 |
| #3074 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin King | 1 |
| #3958 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin bean counter | 1 |
| #3872 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin harem girl | 1 |
| #3910 | tiny plastic Knob Goblin mad scientist | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic Knott Yeti | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #403 | tiny plastic Mr. Mination | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic Orcish Frat Boy | 1 |
| #3871 | tiny plastic Protagonist | 1 |
| #3904 | tiny plastic Spam Witch | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic Spunky Princess | 1 |
| #3061 | tiny plastic The Big Wisniewski | 1 |
| #3064 | tiny plastic The Man | 1 |
| #3925 | tiny plastic Trouser Snake | 1 |
| #2947 | tiny plastic Uncle Crimbo | 1 |
| #3855 | tiny plastic XXX pr0n | 1 |
| #4541 | tiny plastic accordion thief | 1 |
| #4020 | tiny plastic angry bugbear | 1 |
| #8211 | tiny plastic angry goat | 1 |
| #3939 | tiny plastic anime smiley | 1 |
| #3974 | tiny plastic apathetic lizardman | 1 |
| #3978 | tiny plastic astronomer | 1 |
| #8249 | tiny plastic baby gravy fairy | 1 |
| #8124 | tiny plastic barrrnacle | 1 |
| #3963 | tiny plastic beanbat | 1 |
| #4477 | tiny plastic bitchin' meatcar | 1 |
| #8174 | tiny plastic blood-faced volleyball | 1 |
| #3923 | tiny plastic blooper | 1 |
| #3953 | tiny plastic brainsweeper | 1 |
| #3906 | tiny plastic briefcase bat | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #8093 | tiny plastic cocoabo | 1 |
| #8218 | tiny plastic coffee pixie | 1 |
| #3174 | tiny plastic conservationist hippy | 1 |
| #3911 | tiny plastic cubist bull | 1 |
| #3935 | tiny plastic demoninja | 1 |
| #4495 | tiny plastic disco bandit | 1 |
| #3875 | tiny plastic drunk goat | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic fax machine | 1 |
| #3844 | tiny plastic fiendish can of asparagus | 1 |
| #3909 | tiny plastic filthy hippy jewelry maker | 1 |
| #3920 | tiny plastic fluffy bunny | 1 |
| #3922 | tiny plastic fruit golem | 1 |
| #8151 | tiny plastic fuzzy dice | 1 |
| #8184 | tiny plastic ghost pickle on a stick | 1 |
| #8091 | tiny plastic ghuol whelp | 1 |
| #3901 | tiny plastic giant pair of tweezers | 1 |
| #3859 | tiny plastic goth giant | 1 |
| #8057 | tiny plastic grue | 1 |
| #3893 | tiny plastic handsome mariachi | 1 |
| #4598 | tiny plastic hermit | 1 |
| #427 | tiny plastic hobo elf | 1 |
| #8127 | tiny plastic howling balloon monkey | 1 |
| #8067 | tiny plastic killer bee | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic lemon-in-the-box | 1 |
| #8200 | tiny plastic leprechaun | 1 |
| #8101 | tiny plastic levitating potato | 1 |
| #3836 | tiny plastic lobsterfrogman | 1 |
| #8109 | tiny plastic mosquito | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #3995 | tiny plastic ninja snowman | 1 |
| #4344 | tiny plastic pastamancer | 1 |
| #8100 | tiny plastic sabre-toothed lime | 1 |
| #3891 | tiny plastic scary clown | 1 |
| #4452 | tiny plastic seal clubber | 1 |
| #3849 | tiny plastic senile lihc | 1 |
| #3951 | tiny plastic smarmy pirate | 1 |
| #3837 | tiny plastic spiny skelelton | 1 |
| #8223 | tiny plastic spooky pirate skeleton | 1 |
| #3936 | tiny plastic spooky vampire | 1 |
| #8160 | tiny plastic stab bat | 1 |
| #8135 | tiny plastic star starfish | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #4036 | tiny plastic sweet nutcracker | 1 |
| #3861 | tiny plastic taco cat | 1 |
| #3857 | tiny plastic topiary golem | 1 |
| #4481 | tiny plastic turtle tamer | 1 |
| #3841 | tiny plastic undead elbow macaroni | 1 |
| #3873 | tiny plastic warwelf | 1 |
| #3850 | tiny plastic whitesnake | 1 |
| #3847 | tiny plastic zmobie | 1 |
| #2069 | top | 1 |
| #921 | toy maglev monorail | 1 |
| #1384 | toy train | 1 |
| #2765 | tree-eating kite | 2 |
| #2305 | unstable DNA | 1 |
| #258 | vodka stratocaster | 1 |
| #631 | warm mushroom | 1 |
| #807 | white snake skin | 4 |
| #699 | woven baling wire bracelets | 1 |
| #1800 | yellow paisley oyster egg | 1 |
| #2818 | yellow plastic oyster egg | 1 |