| #409 | A Beginner's Guide to Charming Snakes | 2 |
| #247 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 1 | 1 |
| #279 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 2 | 1 |
| #256 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 3 | 1 |
| #223 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 4 | 1 |
| #295 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 5 | 1 |
| #225 | A Crimbo Carol, Ch. 6 | 1 |
| #1132 | Asleep in the Cemetery | 1 |
| #883 | Biddy Cracker's Old-Fashioned Cookbook | 1 |
| #815 | Blizzards I Have Died In | 1 |
| #190 | C.A.R.N.I.V.O.R.E. button | 3 |
| 🥇 | French slippers | 1 |
| #81 | Hodgman's cane | 1 |
| #65 | Hodgman's lucky sock | 1 |
| #534 | Inigo's Incantation of Inspiration | 1 |
| #837 | Kissin' Cousins | 1 |
| 🥈 | LARP membership card | 1 |
| 🥇 | LWA ring | 1 |
| #851 | Maxing, Relaxing | 1 |
| #99 | Ol' Scratch's manacles | 1 |
| #93 | Ol' Scratch's stove door | 1 |
| #106 | Oscus's garbage can lid | 1 |
| #250 | Pan-Dimensional Gargle Blaster | 14 |
| #673 | Retenez L'Herbe Paté | 3 |
| #975 | Sensual Massage for Creeps | 1 |
| #262 | Slow Talkin' Elliot's dogtags | 3 |
| #13 | Staff of the Woodfire | 1 |
| #938 | Tales from the Fireside | 1 |
| #777 | Thwaitgold bee statuette | 3 |
| #936 | Travels with Jerry | 1 |
| #850 | Uncle Crimbo's Rations | 2 |
| #701 | Uncle Romulus | 1 |
| #10 | Underworld flail | 1 |
| 🥈 | Underworld trunk | 1 |
| #265 | Zim Merman's guitar | 3 |
| #187 | Zombo's shield | 1 |
| #650 | Zu Mannkäse Dienen | 2 |
| #227 | anniversary chutney sculpture | 1 |
| #268 | beaten-up Chucks | 2 |
| #110 | beholed bedsheet | 7 |
| #16 | bitter bowtie | 2 |
| #386 | bottle of single-barrel whiskey | 3 |
| #6256 | box of sunshine | 3 |
| #278 | colorful plastic ball | 100 |
| 🥉 | control crystal | 1 |
| #42 | delectable fire ant | 81 |
| #1424 | delicious salad | 5 |
| #27 | delicious shimmering moth | 306 |
| #23 | delicious stinkbug | 263 |
| #200 | enchanted leopard-print barbell | 14 |
| #514 | figurine of a charred seal | 5 |
| #487 | figurine of a cold seal | 10 |
| #409 | figurine of a shadowy seal | 2 |
| #340 | figurine of a sleek seal | 6 |
| #586 | figurine of a slippery seal | 1 |
| #378 | figurine of a stinking seal | 5 |
| #304 | figurine of an ancient seal | 1 |
| #45 | frigid-ass club | 1 |
| #171 | ginormous pumpkin | 1 |
| #225 | glow-in-the-dark dart gun | 1 |
| #152 | glow-in-the-dark stuffed burrowgrub | 1 |
| #54 | haiku katana | 2 |
| #37 | interesting-looking twig | 241 |
| #232 | invisible bag | 4 |
| #279 | longhaired hippy wig | 2 |
| #37 | musty moccasins | 1 |
| #20 | nasty-ass club | 1 |
| #212 | natty blue ascot | 2 |
| #96 | orange peel hat | 5 |
| #363 | parasitic claw | 1 |
| #228 | parasitic headgnawer | 1 |
| #233 | parasitic strangleworm | 1 |
| #189 | parasitic tentacles | 1 |
| #126 | pig-iron helm | 2 |
| #38 | pig-iron shinguards | 4 |
| #35 | plump juicy grub | 320 |
| #429 | pork elf goodies sack | 16 |
| #308 | sandwich of the gods | 14 |
| #25 | scrumptious ice ant | 100 |
| #106 | spandex anniversary shorts | 1 |
| #2140 | stainless steel skullcap | 1 |
| #32 | tasty louse | 105 |
| #360 | thermos of brew | 1 |
| #92 | tiny costume wardrobe | 1 |
| #649 | tiny plastic 11 Dealer | 1 |
| #42 | tiny plastic Boris | 1 |
| #621 | tiny plastic Crimbo Casino | 1 |
| #576 | tiny plastic Crimbomination | 1 |
| #634 | tiny plastic Don Crimbo | 1 |
| #79 | tiny plastic Dr. Awkward | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Ed the Undying | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Jarlsberg | 1 |
| #84 | tiny plastic Lord Spookyraven | 1 |
| #1056 | tiny plastic Mob Penguin | 1 |
| #17 | tiny plastic Naughty Sorceress | 1 |
| #51 | tiny plastic Sneaky Pete | 1 |
| #49 | tiny plastic Susie | 1 |
| #989 | tiny plastic chunk of depleted Grimacite | 1 |
| #1018 | tiny plastic fat stack of cash | 1 |
| #1036 | tiny plastic mutant elf | 1 |
| #67 | tiny plastic protector spectre | 1 |
| #584 | tiny plastic stocking mimic | 1 |
| #978 | tiny plastic strand of DNA | 1 |
| #87 | tube sock | 6 |
| #615 | witch hat | 1 |
| #333 | wreath of laurels | 2 |